Tfw dancemogging and bodymogging everyone in the club

I do Zumba

Cause I’m not a zoomer that learned how to dance from fortnite. Unless you’re spazzing like zyzz, you’re doing it wrong.

Zyzz spaz is best! Also pic related

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Just mimic the gun reloading animations from videogames

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>not two stepping with minimal effort
Fucking try-hards

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How do I learn to dance? Also can someone post the shadman webm of him dancing at a festival

i dont know how to
any youtube video that teaches you how to dance to most of club songs?
I want to but just not know how to

I feel awkard dancing. How do i change?

>hard mode: belt-fed machine gun reloads
>master mode: black powder weapon reloads

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I wanna learn how to dance too but preferably something nice, not those things in the OP which you can really only do ironically in a group of friends.

that's bretty good

learn to two-step. Dance on the 2/4. Dont dance to lyrics.

If you can two-step all other dancing comes easy. Just practice two-stepping to the beat until its second nature.

youtube.com/watch?v=xvmNPLFoDEc

honestly if youre a dude two-step and then grinding at the club is all you need to learn.

youtube.com/watch?v=KQ3Xom5XAM4

this movie sucked but this scene was right.

coming from an autist who can't dance but who's family is literally national champion dancers of multiple styles:

take some lessons

Wow, you spent 30 minutes in front of a mirror and replayed "how to shuffle" youtube videos. This is so low level. The fact that this person made a webm is pathetic. You look like you're performing a chicken dance or something you awkward moron. You are attention seeking and elementary. Effectively, you have the brain of a child. Yes, I had sex last night.

>mfw i like shuffle dancing and see this entire thread

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Shuffling is to good dancers as arthoes are to artists

zoomers should be gassed

>tfw all i can muster up is the carl wheezer shuffle

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Looks gay

thanks user

>Tfw gets mogs from dancelets with breaking, salsa, swing, waltz, and roomba

some literal faggot who spams /wsg/ with his trash dance moves and his mediocore body you look like all you do is push ups its not impressive just fuck off

Literally do what OP's webm says you should do.

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fuck you

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>doesn't dance

okbuddy

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How can you look so good and still manage to be negative and bitter man?

I'm literally doing the reload animation shit I saw in that thread years ago.
I fucking hate this place.

im just sick of this hardstuck twat posting his shit dances in every thread i fucking see, its always the same shitty dance move to a different song with some towl over his head, its shit ffs i wouldnt mind if hes dance was good or original or if it wasnt purely for the attention.

Well, I didn't create the thread, pal.

manlet