What’s the best exercise for traps?

I know you are being sarcastic but think about this... Mike was so fucking fast and his punches would literally break marble I guess.
A tiger would be too slow when it comes to hit with its prank or bite. Mike would have given him 10 hard punches before it can even attack back.

Leave the lil pussy alone ;(

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Good troll but there are truly people out there who don't realise how much a wild animal, particularly one this powerful, outclasses a human being.

But imagine this. Tiger and mike getting close to each other and mike starts to throw his punches in fucking light speed.
That tiger will just run away because its being in danger. Not some little prey but someone who punches back but so fucking fast and hard.
Its like how aggressive cats scare dogs and make them run away even though the dog is stronger. An animal doesent think like you and me where we try to fight back because of our pride because we are angry. A tiger would just think dayum its not worth it.

Why would you want to punch such a majestic creature

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wtf, is that natty?

of course i wouldnt. But just theoretically bra

According to Tom Hardy's trainer you should do pike push ups.

Low doses of test most likely

Thailand

peak autism

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Gymnastics

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Fuckin beautiful animal

This should cover all you need

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Rack pulls above the knee.

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I wonder how jacked a tiger can get if we somehow trained them to do resistance training.

All these cope poses to conceal his narrow as fuck shoulders. No amount of arms can make up for that.

They look pretty meaty dood

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I hope this is bait, humans are so week compared to other animals it’s not even funny. Mike Tyson would get his shit pushed in by a female chimp.

Carrying groceries for some kilometers

m.youtube.com/watch?v=P643AHgSIRw

cringe manletdestiny

I have gotten quite decent traps from power shrugs (about 10-15reps per set, sometimes 20). Dont get too fat though, or else it wont look that good.

why strong animals not even have to train?

Because they train everyday all day long and eat organic grass fed shit

Of all the places you could be, you're here being a fucking loser. Pretty yikes my faggot.

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That's a very aesthetic cat.

Squats

A siberian tiger would literally rape and brutally murder any single person in human history and come out of it with barely any injury.
A mentally retarded nigger is no different and stands no chance.

snatch pulls with straps

surely a tyson punch to the face would knock it out or at least daze it?

Pull ups

A 700 pound tiger throwing itself at you will be to much to handle. Tyson is more likely to defeat a gorrilla and even then thats highly unlikely. Big cats and big bears are just something a human can just not compete with bare handed.

Getting your ass pounded.

squats

it's been done.

with bears anyway

>horse teeth
why do they inject teenagers with that horrible juice all the time?
the whole US swim team looks like they need a jockey

That's one of the most bullshit statistics i've seen in a long time dude.
1 in a 20 tries to kill himself during life? Dude, that's like 5 times too much
And almost 50% of trannies? i just don't buy it
try better

this infographic has been around pretty long. anyone ever posted results? or do they just kill themselves too quick.

I want to fuck that tiger.
Based.

>he's not on a quest to find and punch the most impressive specimens on Earth

that tiger's hears combined with the position of his shoulders make it looks like a larger face and the actual face of the tiger is just its snout

>A tiger would just think dayum its not worth it.
this is possible because I think tigers mostly ambush prey, but it would probably just kill him. I guess it depends on the individual tiger. But any tiger could kill him if it just tried.

There are of course freak occurrences of people fighting off large animals by gouging their eyes out or whatever but that's just luck and very rare.

farmer walks a based

>*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*

*chuffs at ur bish*

DID YOU KNOW THAT TIGERS ARE %73 MUSCLE AND THEY HAVE %9 BODYFAT? THIS IS WHY I AM TRAINING, TO BE TIGER OF MY OWN.

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>t.discord trannies
It refers to post-op trannies, go dilate with a railroad spike and get the noose ready so we can walk you to the tree

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Sedentary lifestyle
poor social skills
an interest in the STEM field
unlimited access to pornography
an unhealthy obsession with niche media
fringe political beliefs
depression and anxiety

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Sauce?

Live Leak

A man was able to kill a bear because his arm got stuck in its throat and he was eventually able to cut off oxygen to its brain. An extreme freak circumstance that even the most skilled fighter would struggle to replicate. I'm a geologist in Canada and one of my professors was nearing 70 and had more bear encounters in the field than you would believe. He once put a bullet between the eyes of a grizzly and it just walked away. When we do work in the far north, we're trained to keep the safeties on our guns off because if a polar bear is charging you, you're unlikely to get off more than two shots and that's seldom enough to bring one down. There is no human being who punches harder than a gun.

>blaming STEM

It's like you want to be poor