This dude rolls up next to you at a stoplight and gives you this stare. Wut do?

This dude rolls up next to you at a stoplight and gives you this stare. Wut do?

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I basically recite crime statistics and we get to fond over the preserverance of the white race. Hail victory!

Turn 360 degrees and drive away

Make a kissy face and wink at him.

Don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about Jeff, He's a based thick juicy manlet who makes interesting science backed videos and has a cutie asian gf who shares his passion.

Imagine when hes taking her doggy style and her butt is clapping against his chest making *clap* *clap* sounds. Thats pretty hot to imagine haha

Tell him his signature preworkout is garbage but I also think he's super cute so I'm going to keep buying it anyway :3

nod, continue on with my day

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Look at him from my convertible, veins popping on my arms and say 'hey bro wanna come play dnd with me and the boys on friday night bro'

That would still be the same direction...
360 is a full circle

>Micro Machines
>2019

>"looking good, brah"

Rev my engine and act like I’m gonna race him. When the light turns green watch him speed up and get pulled over by police man.

Grab the hot Wheels and put It in my pocket

Shoot him the face nigga who the white boy now bitch

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>Being this new...

Do what bananas do and peel out

>Wut do?

Ask him if he wants any 230gr Gold Dots coming his way. If not, tell him to fuck off and stop looking at me.

underrated

>falling for the bait
Redditfags out

>actually taking the double bait
Is it Summer already?

Samefag

have sex

crash his car with mine, rape the corpse and cut his dick eat it at home

I would laugh mocking him. I've done it before when people look at me like that

why do jannies delete FPH threads but not this?????

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based and comfypilled

absolutely based

Wink at him

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Laugh and try not to feel pity

>Wut do?
This

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>falling for the classical third bait
Oh, honey.

Jeff's body is goal desu
Even if he's a manlet

>open up door and get out
>walk around car
>completely nude and full on erection
>stoplight turns green
>jeff drives away

>falling for the meta bait
getting old

Fuck off bong

This
Everybody else btfo

I have the perfect .gif for this occasion!

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Based and fiddypilled

BASED # #

neat

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Probably stomp him. I mean, at best he can reach my knee

"Yo, dude! Nice car and muscles! How tall are you?"

>asian gf
That's why no one really takes him seriously as a man. It's not his height

in one of his videos, i commented about how he wont measure his height on camera, and that we dont believe he's 5'5" as he claims and it it was more like 5'3"

He ignored it for a long time, while it gathered like after like. Finally, he replied to it with a longwinded response about how he didn't care and how no one else cares about it except "trolls and height fetishists." It was one of the most cringe worthy cope responses I've ever seen.

After that, he stopped posting "I'm 5'5" " in his description of each video. Before that, it was always at the end. KEK

>roll down my window
>"RACE ME MANLET"
>light turns green
>can see him in rear view mirror struggling to reach the gas padel

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obsessed

Call him a manlet and then launch off the 2 step

Grab him by the scruff of his shirt and yank him out of his seat and tell him not to come around these parts again, little manlet fuck.

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Falling for the QQQQUADDDDDDDDD Bait
>being this much of a noob

Based and Miscpilled...the Ments were real

Why do you feel the need to put other men like that down? You realize we're all brothers in the grand scheme of things, we shouldn't compete against each other but against eternal marching of time, against existentialism.

>You realize we're all brothers

Yes, all of us except manlets.

"nice tits, faggot"

drag that mustang like it is a broken down prius, obviously

t.850whp Audi that runs really low 9's

Throw up my gang signs