If you get ripped and good looking but people find out you're still a KHV wont that freak them out?

Don’t lie about it OP, soon enough you’ll mix your stories up and start looking very suspicious

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>Girls on the other hand will probably dislocate a rib
From laughing so hard?

It's not attractive. Look again. Look at that hairline. Look at those dry lips. Disgusting.

Still would

Just say you're a christian

Of course.
And even if one day you get super model, they will always see you as that loser that was a virgin at X age.

>tfw my normalfag friend at work says "if I had your body I'd probably get a disease bro"

Did I get complimented and mogged all in one sentence?

Being a virgin or never having had a girlfriend are HUGE red flags for women if you're older than your early 20s or so, especially if you're relatively normal looking. They have no idea what the male experience in the sexual/dating market is like and they assume that there must be something seriously wrong with you that isn't immediately obvious, and it also turns them off because it shows that you're undesirable and unvalidated, and lack social status.

Why the hell would you tell anyone or why would they find out?

We're not gonna make it are we bros?

Damn, there really is no winning huh
Guess I'll just lie for the rest of my life. It's not like it hurts anyone.

sounds like it

YES WE ARE MY DUDE
it’s gonna be 30 degrees celsius tomorrow where i live and were all gonna be big burly beach beauties brahs

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>Why would you tell them that?

You don't even need to tell them. Women can very quickly get a good idea of how unsuccessful I am with women based on how socially awkward and unattractive I am.

Every female I meet is extremely fucking aware that I do not have a girlfriend and probably never have, and that I am almost certainly very sexually inexperienced. Whenever casual conversation about relationships comes up with female colleagues or acquaintances it's just confirming what they already know.

complimogged

yup, it never ends

>be socially awkward/unattractive
>this causes girls to stay away from you and people in general so you don't make friends (and then don't meet girls)
>hit an age like late teens/early 20s as a virgin
>realize that if you are no good at kissing/sex/relationships you will be ridiculed
>choose to just avoid the situation entirely
>year after year goes by with no experience
>hit an age (probably 22-24) where you are so humiliated over your lack of experience you choose to not even try and it just gets worse every year thereafter

>me rn
Fuuuck bros...

See now I have never had a problem making guy friends, in fact it's easy for me
I CANNOT talk to women though so I have never had a gf but I have plenty of friends
What do?

what age

Depends. You can get away with never having had a girlfriend for a lot longer, but yeah if you hit your late 20s still in that situation you're absolutely fucked to the point that even desperate single mothers & fatties will want nothing to do with you.

>if you hit your late 20s still in that situation you're absolutely fucked to the point that even desperate single mothers & fatties will want nothing to do with you.

i cannot wait to commit suicide, i just have to get the balls to

I'm most likely going to put a shotgun barrel in my mouth if the situation doesnt improve by 30 yeah

Isn't it simple enough to lie a little and say that you've been in some relationships when you were younger and then not go into any detail about them?

Why the fuck would you write that. This is too real

why would i write it? because it describes my entire life. being socially awkward and unable to make friends ruined my entire life

I lost my virginity at 27 to a 23 year old. She asked if I was a virgin I just calmly replied yes. She didn't ask anything else and we continued talking.
Maybe I was lucky and maybe she had a fetish, but either way, just continue your lifts bros. People want to fuck good looking people even if they are virgins.

This whole thread is full of defeatism and its gross
You did good bro

>tfw tried to lie about being sexually experienced to HOT girl at work and she saw right through me
>wanted to fuck her bad and she was clearly into me
>flirtingly asked about the time I lost my virginity
>didn't panic as I had a story saved for this
>told her I lost my virginity 8 years ago when I was 18
>told her it was 2 weeks after my birthday

this was the story I told her

>friends were making fun of me for being a virgin
>but I am more alpha than them
>tell her that I bet I could lose my virginity the next day with a random woman in public
>we went to the park
>mate pointed out a cute girl
>i approached her, and showed her my muscles (I tell people at work I have always been big)
>told her 'fucking you would be a walk in the park' but she slapped me and walked off (i told this to make the girl laugh that i was trying to fuck)
>told her we then went to a supermarket, and my friends pointed out a MILF with huge tits
>said that I went over to the MILF, smiled, and said 'supermarkets pump bread smell into the bakery to get people hungry, but i didn't know they pumped sexy mama smells to get me hard'

Then I fucked the story up and got confused by the park/supermarket scenery change

>told her I fucked the MILF in the park bushes

>girl notices this and asked how i fucked her in the bushes of a supermarket
>go bright fucking red
>say 'i-iguess IT WAS an outdoor market! haha!'
>she doesn't believe me
>she exposes me, tells everyone the story I lied with

still a virgin

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Just gotta stop trying to be a normalfag and embrace the freak lifestyle. Cast away the desire for women and become an ascetic monk chadwizard with outlandish interests. Then at least you won't die unfulfilled and full of regret. And maybe, just maybe, you'll find a similarly freaky companion along the way

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It also kinda describes my life... I'm 20 rn and I have plenty of male friends but zero romantic experience. Not even holding hands. Shit, I've never even had an actual 1 on 1 personal conversation with a woman. And I'm not ugly. Women just ignore me. The older I get the more obvious it is to them I'm not experienced and now it's getting too late to get experience without getting ridiculed. Fuck this shit

Did Lincol never meet a jew?

The only way you're going to fool a femoid is to hang around people with sexual experience and pick up on their mannerisms
I have and women talk to me unprovoked more
I've also been lifting and that helps

Basically make friends with Chad and have him teach you

Depends on the circumstance. If it's someone you are fairly close to or might end up being close to then don't lie because it WILL unravel at some point.

The simple truth is that everything you do is interpreted through how you appear.
This counts for both men and women by the way.

I have plenty of guy AND girl friends but for some reason none of the girls I know want to date me. I'm not even bad looking and clearly I have a decent personality if I can get friends.

Also somehow everyone I meet can instantly tell I'm a virgin. Do normies have some kind of inherent virgin radar?

If you are a KHV after age of 22, unironically hire a hooker. A couple ones, in fact. It won't solve your problem, but will give you a huge boost in confidence that you're really needing. Spend some money on a nice hooker so you don't have to worry about STDs and such. Just be careful, it's easy to get addicted to them.
Also, unless you're a christian, forget this shit of "losing your virginity to someone special".

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