Why do you drink poison user?
Fuck coffee addicts
because I'll feel tired and sluggish if I don't
I don't, because I don't want to feel like . However I don't understand why spergs like would actually be mad about others being caught in the trap.
red pill me on coffee. I've been drinking like four cups a day on average for the past two weeks.
I mean there are crackheads and heroine addicts who fucking survive years. Why the hell would I think coffee is going to fuck me up?.
>makes me feel good
>gives me energy
>makes me go harder in the gym
>hasn't given me any negative effects
Try not being such a bitch.
Its just typical nofapper / cold shower / carnist mongs who think THIS IS THE ONE REASON I AM MISERABLE. Coffee's fine for you.
>disrupts sleep
>sleep required for brain/mental health
>caffeine is a neurotoxin
>you drink 4 cups now, but eventually you will need more just like any other addictive drugs
>bad for teeth, gut and troat health
>can make you anxious, edgy, hyper or sleepy, disoriented, shit if you are not having it
>restricts brain blood flow, makes your hearth work extra hard for no reason, raises cortisol which is bad for test, especially if you just sit all day
>stops BDNF
it gives you "energy" ( which it isn't btw) it tricks your brain, but this "energy" will go away and you will need more caffeine so have the same results.
>but this "energy" will go away
then I'll drink more coffe
win/win
All you beta boys only hate coffee because you can't handle the taste
Coffee is literally made out of animal shit. The people who drink it are retarded.
it tastes like shit without sugar or milk
I wouldn't expect this response from a gymfag. I mean you have to get through shit in order to build muscles and stay lean and you guys do it right?.
Coffee fags literally can't defend this
They're literally made out of coffee beans. Not sure what high school you graduated from (if you even graduated) or where you grew up that you haven't learned this yet. Not even going to post source on that info. Google the shit.
Coffee bean is a euphemism for animal shit
>Not even going to post source on that info. Google the shit.
Because you know you're wrong
it comes from plants dude lol
Plants are euphemisms for animal shit in this context
plants eat shit, animals eat plants, you eat animals = you eat shit
stupid shit
The first ever Arabica coffee bean plant was discovered in Ethiopia, which is where half of the world's coffee production comes from. Whether it's Arabica or Robusta, a coffee cherry generally looks the same (however, they may range in size). In essence, coffee beans are red “seeds” that have a variety of layers.
Coffee is like alcohol. Beneficial in small amounts, harmful in large ones, and too addictive for some people to handle. You're in a good range right now.
I don't eat animals. You drink coffee. Coffee is made from animal shit. You drink shit.
>making up fantastical nonsense to defend eating literal shit
go back to bed
you are fucking stupid
saged
And animal shit is a euphemism for dogs sodomizing your mother every night.
In this context.
Not an argument
Not an argument
Typical shit-eaters
>Not an argument
That's what your dad said, while sitting in the corner watching.
no one tried to argue with a dumb shitter
You tried defending coffee by pretending it's not made from animal shit, in opposition to me. That's an attempt at argument. Since it's clear you love fairy tales and don't know what euphemisms are, you both lose and are shit-drinking inbreds.
Stop drinking literal animal shit, you uneducated mongrels
Just drink it in the morning for 6 weeks with 2 weeks break inbetween. Like you would with melatonine (which works vice versa and should only be taken at night).
>just drink animal shit
Retard detected
I'm sorry that i'm not from America where they add mud, stones and animal shit to your unregulated instant coffee. We have actual 100% morrocan coffee beans here.
I wouldn't say it's good to compare it to alcohol just because at the end of the day alcohol is poison and while having small amounts of certain alcohol can be beneficial, it is more beneficial to just have none at all
Is tea poison? Replaced my coffee drinking with green tea desu.
just like caffeine
Almost every tea has .
Not too sure anout green tea. But tea is very versatile. You can make your own fresh tea's frim herbs and whatnot.
I developed a severe caffeine addiction during my time at my old job. I have a fucked personality where i get addicted to fucking every little stimuli.
Drank like 2 liters a day easy and usually consumed 600ml in about 1 minute. Would useally crave more until it got dark outside.
side effects include:
sudden diarrhea
excessive thirst
sweating, shaking
paranoia, anxiety
speaking out loud
rage and anger.
having to vomit from excessive acid in stomach.
peeing every hour.
trouble sleeping.
usally smoked a joint before bed to balance me out and now I'm smoke free and have about 4 cups a day with only sugar in one.
I wish to come off caffeine 100% I quit smoking so this shouldn't be as hard .
Why do you need drugs? Why can't you just be natural?
Well, sure. Not drinking coffee might be best. But for some people who tend to be lazy it can help with little risks if implemented correctly.
Nah caffeine is lit and stimulates your brain
Not him but I don't need them but I enjoy the feeling they give me. I like natural too at other times. It is fine to enjoy both sensations
Yes sure, each and every of your faults is something else's malevolence. This time is whoaaaa scary dark liquid with caffeine.
t. ingest .5g of caffeine on a daily, considering EC
Tea is based. Lets you get your caffeine intake but the ratio is low enough that you hydrate yourself while drinking it. Drink as much as you want all day.
Caffeine is barely poison lmao. You would need 80-100 cups of coffee to kill yourself.
>hydrate yourself while drinking
every tea drinker I know has dry skin and says nonsense like this when I tell them to drink water
>the amount of caffeine in a few cups of coffee is enough to harm you
Have we reached utter retardation?
Yeah. Tea is way better
Way less actually. Coffee stars being dangerous from 25 cups per 12 hours.
YOU UTTER SUBHUMANS THAT DONT DRINK COFFEE. JUST LOL AT THESE BETA CUKS CRYING FOR ME DAY AFTER DAY WHILE SUPERIOR COFFEE DRINKERS LIVE RENT FREE INSIDE THEIR HEADS. KEEP WHIMPERING YOU UTTER CUCCS, IT MUST BE BRUTAL GETTING MOGGED SO HARD THAT YOU WANT TO END YOUR OWN LIVES
Vile Jew beverages VS CHAD WATER BUDDEH
shhhhhhh
>disrupts sleep
That's why you drink it at morning. Also, people used to the coffeine can even drink it right before sleeping without problems.
>caffeine is a neurotoxin
All the evidences for this are pretty sketchy and biased.
>you drink 4 cups now, but eventually you will need more just like any other addictive drugs
Despite the fact that there's a whole fucking world of people who drink a few cups a day everyday without the need to drink more.
>bad for teeth, gut and troat health
I agree.
>can make you anxious, edgy, hyper or sleepy, disoriented, shit if you are not having it
Maybe a headache or a bit of stress if you're used to drink large amounts daily
>restricts brain blood flow, makes your hearth work extra hard for no reason, raises cortisol which is bad for test, especially if you just sit all day
If you drink very large amounts of it. This tells much more about soda and energy drinks than coffee.
>stops BDNF
See above.
The COVFEFE is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage
DIE BITCH
How long does it take for withdrawal symptoms to stop ? I drink 2 shots of espresso every day and I'm planning to quit coffee altogether just like how I quit refined sugar.
I usually don't. Why do you post such low effort b8 that never has and never will do any good for anyone when you should be lifting? You LARPing, un-body/lifts posting turbo CHODE
hush pls, you may speak soon enough
If you use pre workout then stfu faggot, it has like 2x the amount of caffeine that coffee does and countless other ingredients that fuck up your body
>Coffee is literally made out of animal shit
Depends on your genetics, some people can get over it in a week, it can take months for others to fully get off it. With tapering, you can slowly downsize your caffeine intake so you don't even notice withdrawals.
>S O Y B O Y OP can't handle one little cup of coffee a day without COMPLETELY LOSING HIS SHIT
How skinny and weak are you OP?
here’s a useful tip: push through the first two days and it gets 100% easier. Most of the fatigue and lethargy is concentrated into a single day or two where your body is un-fucking itself. Exercise and water helps but especially lots of water. It’ll flush it out quicker and eventually you’ll just start muscle memory replacing coffee with water and find your energy is actually fine. Trust me - your sleep will improve massively. Cold turkey is best but if you must, replace it with green tea or similar; healthier and still contains caffeine, but releases much more slowly than the sharp spike-and-drop coffee induces. The drop in acidity will help heal your gut lining especially if you’ve stopped smoking
I'm an addict I just love it. I feel legit no different if I don't drink it. It's just like fire. I love to look at it and then feel its warmth and blackness fill me up.
It tastes amazing
pretty sure its made out of plants but I don't really care. I barely drink any anyway
what
>Trust me - your sleep will improve massively.
This is true, the difference in sleep is night and day. Started falling asleep in 5 minutes and wanting to go to bed early.
it stops me from eating real poison
Don't be mad basedboys. You can't handle coffee and cigarette in the morning like your high test grandad could
I haven't drank coffee in a week, down from drinking a full pot of coffee daily. I take a single 200mg caffeine pill around 12 in the afternoon. Start the morning with a healthy smoothie and all the nutrients will keep you feeling normal up until the afternoon when you can take a pill. Take it with a small meal. I've been doing this daily, feeling much better with little lethargy. Hope to reduce myself to only half a pill [100mg] next week, then the following week maybe a quarter pill or nothing at all. Feeling good. Also, I'm sure I'm feeling much better because I'm not pissing out all the nutrients my body has been depleted of after months of continuing that horrible coffee regimen. Good luck m8s.
>Not smoking a cigar like a true man
Sorry mate, also good dubs
Cigars ain't for the morning bud
samefagging your own thread good job
The poison is in the dosage. Caffeine is a nootropic as long as you don't drink enough to wreck your heart. Likewise, alcohol is good for your heart as long as you don't drink enough to wreck your liver.
>Throat health
Sounds concerning. Google said the exact opposite. Where are these morons getting this bullshit?
coffee gives me fasciculations, worsens my anxiety and fucks with my sleep, so i do not drink poison (anymore)
Point is not even the most ravenous coffee addict will ever reach that dosage, while alcoholics consuming enough alcohol to cause liver failure is relatively common.
based
too many faggots on here these days