Go home from bar after night of drinking

Wholesome. I'm proud of you, OP.

thanks guys origigigigoo

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respecting women wont get you laid

You're a good person op. Know that your heart is a just one.

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But it will keep you out of jail and off of a list.

Impeccable execution m'lord!!! Most respectful!!!

>>"I wouldn't have minded making out with sober you but I can't do it with a clean conscience with drunk you"
>>also tell her that she left her purse but she's welcome to pick it up anytime
You're not a good person, OP, and you couldn't make it more obvious to her. Sage, for this is probably larp anyway.

A Supreme Gentleman, indeed!

what a faggot. you'll never have another chance with her but keep jerking to her insta

you did good bud. she will come over sober to get her purse and thank you, and them you will get to smash0

>You're not a good person,
wait whut? I thought he handled the situation pretty well

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he handled it fine. that guys just a retard that thinks taking advantage of a girl OP likes is worth the risk of it all going to shit when she sobers up. tryhard wannabe chad logic

No, he didn't, retard. One thing is dropping her off at her place and that's it. It's entirely another thing to rub it in her face how she was acting like a slut while drunk and he, being the supreme gentleman that he is, didn't take advantage of her. And on top of that, he makes it clear that he's interested in her and goes on to force her to interact with him telling her to pick up her purse at HIS PLACE. If you can't see anything wrong with all that, then you are really lacking in terms of social skills.

>he makes it clear that he's interested in her
Pretty reasonable, especially if she has made it clear that she's into him. I think he doesn't want to make it seem like he rejected her advances.
>force her to interact with him telling her to pick up her purse at HIS PLACE.
Maybe he could have offered to bring it her place but she would have to interact with him just the same.

you are severly mentally deranged. he didnt steal her purse to force her to come back and get it at his place, she forgot it. what do you expect him to do about that? fucking fedex to her? he let her know hes interested in her but didnt want to take advantage of a drunk girl that may not know exactly what shes doing.
but yea fuck all that shit he should have pounded that drunk bitch in the ass haha

>Pretty reasonable, especially if she has made it clear that she's into him. I think he doesn't want to make it seem like he rejected her advances
Did you suddenly forget that she was absolutely drunk and wouldn't remember shit? OP's trying to pose as a nice guy, but from her perspective, he just looks arrogant and needy.

>Maybe he could have offered to bring it her place but she would have to interact with him just the same

>Hey Stacy, I really want to make out with you, now come to my house to get the purse you forgot here - heh, of course I didn't leave it here on purpose - it won't be awkward, I promise.

so shes blackout drunk and you think the best course of action is to, what, fuck her? hmmm what could go wrong with that. fucking christ you are beyond retarded

Fuck, you really are are low-IQ.

>rides her home
>nextmorning.jpg
>Hey stacy, we met last night and you were reaaally crazy so I gave you a ride home. Is everything alright?
>later on in the converstaion, casually mention she left her purse in his car and that he could bring it ro her
This is what a virgin nice guy would do.

I mean, next morning text her that

>"I wouldn't have minded making out with sober you but I can't do it with a clean conscience with drunk you"

I can't explain why but this really irritates me

please give a step by step instruction on what a non virgin chad such as yourself would so to fix this extremely difficult purse issue

>Did you suddenly forget that she was absolutely drunk and wouldn't remember shit?
OP here Here's my reasoning:
I explained what happened and how she got home because in case she won't remember anything that's the first thing you want to know. The second thing I guess you want to know is if someone took advantage of you so I explain that I didn't. Now she might think I'm not into her which is not a good position to be in so explains that I am. Note the phrasing: "wouldn't have minded making out with sober you" is different from "I really want to make out with you". If you don't see the nuance in that you are the deranged idiot. Yeah it's still awkward butin my opinion reasonable

>later on in the conversation
there has been no conversations yet, just a string of message from me to her. She hasn't read them yet because it's still morning here.
>casually mention
It wasn't a casual mention. I was upfront about it.
>she left her purse in his car and that he could bring it ro her
I don't even have a car. She left it at my place and I didn't realize she did.

You are probably right in that I should offer to bring it to her place instead of her coming here.

If she hates you for it, she wouldn't have dated you anyway.

then she tells her friends about it and they decide she was raped

>implying

She'll come over, give him a big hug, and say, "Omg, thank you so much, user. You're a great friend. Well, I gotta go see brad. Thanks again. :)".

That doesn't happen nearly as much as you think it does. If he's that paranoid he can just film her consenting. She wouldn't even notice, she's drunk. You'll never get laid if you're that terrified of bitches lying.

did you do the right thing?

morally? no, fuck women. they can deal with the consequences of being a drunk whore.

street-smart wise? yes. its never worth the risk. if you get caught takign advantage of a drunk girl its over

People can consent to things when they're drunk, user. It's why drunk drivers get arrested.

or he can just wait until shes sober and see if she still likes him. which he did. she was probably just drunk enough to let out how she feels about him and she likes him. and now she knows he isnt a meat head that takes advantage of drunk girls for a quick fuck. but then again maybe she likes being used like that. who knows, doesnt seem worth the risk

What the fuck how can anyone be so retarded I hope this is fake.

Sure go ahead and make that argument in court

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please user refer to

>itt: would-be rapist virgins

why didn't you rape her
if she was blackout drunk she wouldn't remember afterwards

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Well you didnt have to say anything that was kinda gay but the way the world is these days unless you are chad you made the right call. Drunk sex ain't worth being potentially me too'd.

>not raping her
faggot
origina

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You did the right thing.

And also,if a girl needed to be reeling drunk to consider being with me, I wouldn't bother with her.

Ya done good kid.
Sowing the seeds for that ltr instead of just a fuck.

Narr the reason people here don't get laided is because they're ugly weirdos.

you did the right thing and i hope you will update this thread or make another with what happened after

going 2 sleep now but am very interested in how this plays out

She texted back.
"lol sorry about that, is it ok if I come back for the purse in 2 hrs?"
Well lads?

>thinks taking advantage of a girl
When two people are drunk and one of those people wants to kiss the other it's not "taking advantage"
Good job reinforcing feminist dogma.

>but didnt want to take advantage of a drunk girl that may not know exactly what shes doing.
You guys really are virgins...go look up spring break videos.
I drink fucking spirits and malt liquor and I can still understand what I'm doing.
If shes "not knowing what shes doing" when shes drunk shes too young to be drinking anyway.
Turns out booze makes people more social, give off liquid courage.

>but yea fuck all that shit he should have pounded that drunk bitch in the ass haha
Wanna dile it down about ten percent there.
Two people can be drunk, hook up and or maybe just make out you fucking weird.
Look, op did fine but stop reinforcing this "drunk girls cant have sex" meme it's not true and grow ass women think its stupid.
There is a difference between black out and a buzz on.

>non virgin chad such as yourself would so to fix this extremely difficult purse issue
First off if Chad got drunk at a bar and socialized with another drunk chick, both of them would be banging.

>meat head that takes advantage of drunk girls for a quick fuck.
Holy shit, two people can be drunk and have sex. It's not rape miss feminism.
Turns out booze is why most kids get born.

Do you guys really think drunk means falling on the floor and being black out?
Legally speaking four beers is drunk driving.

Call me old fashioned or whatever but - regardless of any fears of her crying rape when she sobers up - being able to look at yourself in the mirror the next morning without feeling like a shitheel is worth a lot more than a quick fuck.
And drunk girls aren't any fun in bed anyway.
If getting laid requires me to feel like an asshole after the fact i'd rather go without.

Even if it costs you sex with her i'd still say you did the right thing.
If she can't appreciate that you're a nice guy she wasn't worth it anyway.

not in the mind of the average woman.
a good looking rapist, in their eyes, is just a man "who takes what he wants".

good job babysitting her ass OP.
Now back to the friendzone, quickly!

yeah this, when she comes to pick up the purse from you she's gonna be all superficial and non-assuming, like nothing happened. if you don't make her laugh right away, she won't fuck you.

unless of course you have some finesse beyond "I respect your feelings as a woman and as a human", OP

also don't feel too bad, I turned down a highly attractive, fucked up qt at a subway early yesterday who was wanting money or drugs from me

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can confirm I wouldn't be here if my parents didn't both get drink at a bar. they've been together over 25 years now. that could have been op...but feminism wins once again