>be me
>super fit autismo
>freelance online for the dollaridos
>make enough for rent, protein and internet
>spiritually unfulfilled because lonely
I want a job that will allow me to overcome my Jow Forumstism in a safe environment. I can move anywhere in the world. What does this board recommend?
>in b4 “just make more money bro”
>in b4 “curing your loneliness wont make you happy”
Hotel receptionist.
Anywhere that provides a service for EVERYONE. Gas stations, for example, or convenience stores. Pharmacies too.
This is a good idea as well.
bartender
Don't do this. It'll make you hate people.
Work at Starbucks. I had some of the best times working there for 3 years.
Just about anything where alcohol is involved. Working on a cruise ship is supposed to make it impossible to not get to know people, or at least that's what I've read.
male prostitute check em
>21:22:00
not the most traditional get but I'll let it slide this time
famous fitness youtuber
God this is good!
Yo-p,
Get a front desk/service job. But working is different from being social for fun.
Say ‘hello’ to 6 random people a day. Start with that. It’s just like lifting. Next thing you know you’ll be shattering PR’s.
You gotta crawl before you walk
You gotta walk before you can crawl
But that’s hard because I know I can fly
I used to work manual labour and now work in an office environment.
A good comfy office job with progression, flexibility and a good salary is a great Jow Forums career and only larping faggots will tell you otherwise.
>work in office
>used to be 9-5
>became 9-530
>a lot of places now push 830-530
>half hour lunch break
>60% of the profit you make goes into paying the bosses wife's human resources salary
>have to deal with faggots, women, and fattasses all day
>shitty work do's
>no time or energy to be able to get anything done outside of work
Nah working in an office is fucking shit. Especially as most of the time you are working some shitty made up position which doesn't contribute anything to society. Most office jobs only exist to give you something to do, rather than give you something to give back.
Give me the source op
I was thinking I would get my door license and be a bouncer again.
>Get paid to be out when people are socialising
>more status than a bartender
>There's always a women somewhere looking to pull the bouncer. (usually roasties tho)
Downside is people think you are stupid. Guys will try to test you. Meeting drunk people while sober.
Busser in a restaurant
Being a busser is better than being a server for social gains because people only call over the busser when the server is taking too long. Thus, you're the solution instead of the problem and people will be friendlier in general when you help them. Basically tutorial mode socializing. Social interactions are also drip-fed instead of being the majority of your work day.
a liberal profession combines the best from running your own business and an office job
This is not natty...r..right?
You're a fucking idiot.
It'a anavar plus Slav genes.
like this one minus Slav genes
OP you should try as security
Go ems then firefighting/paramedics. Work ems for like 10 months just to get experience and really learn the skills. You’ll also socialize and get people skills dealing with everyone from dumbass drunk bums to elderly people who fell (basically you’ll be dealing with people with a clear goal but also they’re usually lesser people than you so it’s easier) as an ems, and get to meet nurses. When you go fire you’ll have your department as a family, still get meet nurses but also if you start bartending part time you’ll get laid easy as fuck. This is the course I chose to follow.
Just do something you did your degree in. Lawyer, doctor, etc
God I love wheyfu
EMS before Firefighting? I was just going to volunteer firefight for a while in my city and just go do the testing whenever it's available and go straight to Firefighter.
DONT GO EMS, DONT. YOU ARE GINNA LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY REALLY SOON THERE. go for bouncer or event security
Hotel front desk is a good idea but people will still yell at you for no reason a lot of the time. Travel discounts and being able to read on shift once managers left were the only thing that kept me there longer than 3 months. Otherwise, would highly recommend being a brewtender at a hipster brewery that doesn’t get too busy. Usually a little hard to get though unless you know people or have experience.
My fav job was probably working at total wine. Lots of lifting, got to show off strength a lot, plus you can work on sales technique, manipulation, etc. pretty sweet bonuses if you refer your friends and first dibs on whales you can make money off of very easily be re-selling and utilizing your employee discount. Free wine tastings/spirit tastings, got discounts from sales reps who come in frequently, and every national holiday my managers would comp us up to $25 of wine to take home for free
>gay alien skull
>tatoos
>painted nails
>brown hair
No thanks
You have no idea what you want...You seriously want to deal with people daily? I have yet to meet someone who hasn't lost all their nerves dealing with people, no matter what profession. If you don't want to be lonely, find friends, not random strangers who will lash out on you because they had a bad day. If you really want, you can be some type of express delivery guy but even then, people will blame you if something goes wrong with their package. Other option is to work in some big market but not as a cashier.
>bouncer
Fun until some angry, drunk manlet stabs you in your liver because you kicked him out.
Offshore oil rig worker. Most rigs have pretty decent gyms. You'll be surrounded by bros to befriend, and I hear the pay is great. No women, but I gather that's not an issue?
How so? I was a bartender part time for about a year, only a leisure centre sports bar rather than a "centre of town" kind of place but even so I found the work undemanding and the patrons sympathetic and easily pleased. I work in banking now and my customers are an order of magnitude more annoying and entitled than any drunk.
Unironically sales. You make so many social and socializing gains in sales. I didn't really know how to talk to people until I had to do it to make money. Just make sure it's something that's majority face-to-face, then your gains will help you sell.
Wish I could make all my monies online. Ironically being around people all day at the office or on the phone with people mon-fri burns me out on people. I just want solitude after and maybe I'll be ready to socialize in Saturday but sometime not.
And lots of suck porn.
that rarely happens here, but i guess America is more dangerous
Fuck you and your social gains.
Anywhere with some co-workers. Dont go into sales or some extreme shit at the other end of the spectrum. Something where being social is appreciated but where you can still have autistic days and do your job in peace and thats fine.
Thanks for the reply, user.
>tattoos
such a waste
Well, Police... like me.
>nit picking gay alien skull on a woman
what are you, a fucking faggot? you want a sloped forehead on a woman and flat head on a woman huh
If you want to go anywhere in the world, then do it: travel from hostel to hostel worldwide and talk your way into working the front desk. They need people 24/7, and guests move every few days. More times than not, there are locals who know under-the-table gigs in the area where you can make some cash and extend your stay. I knew a bloke from Ireland who arrived in Rio for a few days, but talked to the front desk folks, got a job as a trainer as a local gym, then extended his two week vacation to 90 days.
You can go wherever you want, just don't ever get on the wrong side of customs or the police.
*at a local gym.
EMT here. In my city and state you have to have an EMT license to even start Fire School. The crazy thing about EMS/Fire is that standards vary greatly from one state and city to the next.
Some cities have civilian run EMS services doing 911. In my city the fire department is combined with rescue. Fire/rescue pretty much does all 911 here unless they're overwhelmed for whatever reason. You go to another city and the fire department and EMS services are separate.
I'm working a civilian/private ambulance company now. Just a whole lot of interfacility transport. Boring stuff. I'm starting fire school in January of 2020. Fuck this shit. Most of my runs are taking gramma from the hospital to the rehab facility, no joke. ALS trucks get more variety. The good shit.
Look into your local fire school requirements and EMS services before taking advice from anons here. Their state and local requirements might vary from yours.
try it out
In my city you need to pass a test for it. I'm not sure when this is supposed to happen though, I went to the Fire Department and took the physical and written exam a couple of months ago but didn't get called back for an interview. If they interviewed me and saw that I didn't meet the requirements for Fire School, would they have helped me get them or just told me to fuck off?
Become a bouncer. Most of it is actually about talking people down from bad decisions. When you do talk to people they're drunk, so you (sober) will seem comparatively brilliant. Plus, it's easy to clean up with the ladies.
Freelance doing what? Please respond
t. Wagecuck that would love to work from home
Anywhere in the world? Try a resort. If you run some sort of activity then you'll meet a lot of people with lowered inhibitions because they're on vacation. You're typically not supposed to fuck guests, but it's really common and really easy.
Town Rapist
My god those iddy biddy tiddies and that horse toilet
Store Entrance at Abercrombie. You earn pretty good but I felt like a male hoe when working there.
t. bootlicker
Is it possible to be a bouncer @ 5’9 natty?
Probably not right?