ITT: weird experiences with girls, other anons offer insight and possible explanations

i thought you where in an australian broadcasting corporation store

kekek ausfag
nope i am a burger

She must have autism

I am sorry to inform you

Renee Descartes

>Renee Descartes
are you okay retard?

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It appears that I am not

Ha. More like Renee GAYcartes

That was quite clever indeed. Whoever wrote it is an intellegent lad

I dated a girl with social anxiety for a couple years.

Whenever we'd return from OUTSIDE, she'd excitedly ask me what I thought when someone did this and what was I thinking when I did that. When we first started dating I'd have zero memory of what she was asking about, but once I learned there would be a test at the end I started paying more attention to the various interactions.

She thought about and modeled other people's behavior WAAAAAY more than any normal person and usually assumed that if people did something even slightly unexpected that it had something to do with her (or me, when we went out together and she could forget about herself for a while).

She'd exaggerate and obsess over the most mundane shit. "What were you mad about that you slammed our drinks down on the checkout counter?" They were slipping out of my hand, so I set them down quickly, and one dropped the last inch.

What was probably more instructive to her was that I'd notice things she didn't, so I'd ask her "What did you think of..." and she'd realize she didn't think anything about it at all. And eventually that most people probably didn't think anything at all about her, either, other than in passing.

So, yeah, user, it's a couple girls talking amongst themselves about their party supplies for the weekend and realizing there were no boxes of wine on that aisle after being fleetingly embarassed that they blocked it while flapping their jaws at each other.

They never even knew what you looked like, probably, you were just a blank person-shaped object.

this one has always bugged me.

>me 3 years ago in uni
>in math related class
>me listening to the professor
>class gets few minutes of break
>minding my own business
>this one girl in class asks my name
>"user sperganon"
>"what a coincidence, I have the same last name!"
>say ok and go back my own business
>friends of girl are laughing
>somethingiswronghere.js
>class eventually resumes
>later check that class' masterlist of students
>I'm the only one with that surname
>nani.png
>go home confused

i don't know what the hell is wrong with strangers sometimes.

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yththththththid what he saif

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why would someone lie about sharing the same last name as you just to start a conversa-

was literally about to answer my own question but it seems that she was just trying to chat with you
why she would fake having the same last name is an odd approach, like you wouldn't eventually find out that she doesn't?

This just now happened. I feel pretty guilty and I have no other confessional than dumping it on Jow Forums.

>friend invites me to his impromptu birthday party with a lot of folks from out of town
>see a chance with this girl and spend much of the evening trying to get with her
>end up getting her back to my apartment
>just can't do it, I don't want to fuck her
>she gets embarrassed and leaves in a hurry
>pretty sure she thinks I think she has a disease
>realize I didn't want to actually have sex with her at all, I wanted to prove I could seduce her to feel better about myself

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this doesn't really apply to this thread
you seduced a girl to feel better about yourself and didn't even fuck because you're a faggot
nothing to see here

She came to look at you user

Solution:
Ask them point blank if they want to have a threesome.
There's a 99.99% chance they immediately get out of your way, and a .01% chance you never get your wizard powers. Win-win.

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why would she do that just to start a convo with me? plus I was busy doing something that time. am I missing something here?

Well, maybe she received the Blessing of Saint Tismus.

Go back to sanfran chadfag

i've read that girls only start convos with people they're interested in

When I used to live in Japan this random Japanese schoolgirl ambushed me from behind and kancho'd me in my butt with her fingers and ran away, 10/10 experience

This one just doesn't leave my mind.
>have dormparty
>pretty drunk (alcoholic brothers anyone?)
>randomly talk with some people and eventually end up with some people I know
>talk about mostly random stuff
Fill in some random party bullshit like smoke breaks etc. Im a weirdo in normie disguise, i know.
Now, Im kinda known for my cooking skills.
>party goes to an end
>still there
>cleaning up, ready to close the bar
>people ask me if I can cook for them as they are hungry af
>whynotmightimpresssomepeople.jpg
>go to my room, fry some half assed burgers
>apparently, they tasted good
>continue to talk with them, don't seem to be too drunk anymore
Ff 2 hours
>most others have already left, now I'm alone with one girl
Note: i have nothing to do with this group, nor am i close friends. She is part of their group.
>try to make it easy for her to leave, maybe she doesn't want to be rude
>she stays and we talk for 2 hours until 2am
>rather weird convo about random topics
>sudden "should I leave?"
>"If you are tired, go ahead. You can stay if you want to"
>"its getting kinda late, but thanks for the convo"
>leaves
Idk why she stayed in first place, nor why she suddenly left. Nothing flirty going on, just casual conversation. Really weird. This shit has happened thrice now, and Idk if im being too autistic to see clues

fuck man
same thing happened to me but we stayed upstairs at a house party watching Bleach on a computer
she was expecting you to take the lead so she can follow, in her mind your dick is already inside her and she just wants that whole "sexual tension buildup" thing like in those novels they read
she would not have stayed that long otherwise
i've been in other similar situations like this where the girl is just hanging around but i'm too afraid initiate especially in this post-#metoo society

Same here, way too scared in this day and age. Especially on campus where most people are lefties and pc, its really dangerous. Prolly one of the reasons I didn't try to do any moves this evening

You guys are fucking gay.

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I don't know if this qualifies but idk
>girl contacts me on fb
>asks to interview me for some veteran thing
>ok
>she asks where do I want to meet
>we both go to the same college
>I live right down the street
>tell to just come over
>thinking she would say no
>she said yes and comes over
>Nothing happened
>she did stay for like 3 hours
>talk about random shit and high school days

idk If this was a casual meet or something else but she did mention she has a bf

whatever I'm too sad to care.

I don't know who that is lmao
well fuck, if that was the case, she should have been upfront. I can't read hints and other social cues and I can't be bothered to guess what the other person is thinking. I'm not a mind reader.

more like there's a 50% chance that they'll burst out laughing and a 50% chance of becoming offended/alarmed, and a 100% chance of causing a scene in both scenarios

people are expected to know how to sort-of read people's minds through body language, but since we autists are so literal and straightforward in our thinking and the way we observe the environment its really difficult for us to learn
how are we supposed to interpret whatever the person is trying to convey when the mouth and body language say different things?

>Go on a date with a girl
>She repeatedly says the same awkward, uncomfortable "joke" over and over again
>Force myself to laugh at it
>She seems pleased and stops
It was autism.