Sunday Karen and Anonette thread. Also cute family stories thread.
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Had a good valentine's day? Was that a first for you?
It was great. When I got home she was dressed in a long lavender and white dress and had her hair styled up. I was speechless to be honest she looked amazing. I gave her the flowers I bought and she gave me a kiss. On the way she kept asking where we were going and I told her it was a secret. So for the rest of the ride she kept trying to guess where we were going and getting frustrated being wrong over and over. Brought her to the place and hed first comment was that the place was too expensive. Brought her in and we were sit down and ordered our food. She kept looking around because she had never been there before and was amazed at how nice everything was. She made another comment about there being no prices on the menu and I told her to relax about it but I could still tell she was worried about the bill. We ate our food and she kept trying to see what the bill was but I wouldnt let her. It was over $150 but that wasnt a big deal for me.
I started driving towards the park to do the rest of my plan.
So I am driving to the park and she is asking where we are going. Tell her again thay its a surprise. She grabs my hand and holds it the whole ride over and we talk about how good dinner was. I get to the park and park by the lake side parking area. She is a bit confused why we are here at night. So I pull her running shoes out from the trunk, good suggestion by the way thanks anons, and give them to her. I bluetooth my phone to the car radio and start playing some classic romance songs. I offer my hand to her and pull her to the front of the car and start dancing with her. She doesnt know what is going on at first but she eases into dancing. We do this for awhile and I take out the paper I scribbled my love onto. I read it to her:
"We've been together for so long. All the memories we share every time we faced hardship or pleasure, happiness or sadness, anger or regret, love or hate, they all hold a special place in my heart because you were always by my side. For many years though I wasnt at yours, ignorant of how you truly felt, leaving you to suffer the pains of your own heart. The memories since that night we have made have taken up a new place in my heart that I never knew existed, new feelings stronger than I have ever felt. I want to make more memories with you, I want to shoulder your challenges with you, I want to finally walk by your side as you have walked by mine all these years in silence. I may be dense, and a little stupid sometimes when it comes to love, but I promise that I will hold your hand every step we take, every beat our hearts make, and every memory we create together. This day and every other day we have I will be with you and make you never feel alone again. In this life and the next, forever and ever I will always look to you and say, I love you."
>I am driving to the park
>She grabs my hand and holds it the whole ride over
Doesn't sound like a safe thing to do.
By the end she is crying. She tells me that she is happy to be alive and that she is blessed to have someone like me in her life. I tried to say something to her but she rushed into a kiss. At this point we are sharing a long kiss while A Thousand Years is playing off the radio. Pull away from her and she is giggling a bit while wiping her face. We keep dancing for awhile longer and eventually start heading home. She leans on me holding onto my arm the whole way home. I turn off the car and she immediately starts kissing me again. We get out and get to our door and she practically throws me through it and starts kissing me again right when we get through the door. She keeps saying she loves me in between the kisses and we end up moving to the bedroom pretty quickly. At this point she is in complete control and pushes me down onto the bed and keeps going. We peel each others cloths off and she tells me that I'm getting my Valentine's present and we make love repeatedly throughout the night. It was deep and passionate and it was amazing.
Come Friday morning though I was extremely exhausted and she was completely passed out. I had to goto work and survived on caffeine throughout the day and took a nap during lunch, she didnt end up waking up until almost noon and said she didnt wanna move around much because her body was hurting. We took a bath together that night and just soaked, when the water got cold we drained it and filled it back up with more hot water to keep soaking. Felt really good.
And thats basically how my Valentine's went.
This is the kinda shit I come here for. So cute.
You only need one hand to drive.
You god damn casanova, kudos to you man. Also, good to hear your dick still works.
You guys do anything this weekend or just chilled?
We are just relaxing this weekend. She found out how much the bill was for the food when she looked at our recent account transactions and said that I have spent enough on her this week.
Hello niggers how have you been
Sounds amazing Chris. It seems like the restaurant paid off.
Did you wear protection that night?
Pretty good how about yourself?
No comment.
So the pastebin is absurdly long and I usually don't have time to be on my pc on the weekends. So... what the heck is it this thread is about?
This sounds dangerous but i have driven stick my whole life so i wouldnt know. Anyways i'm happy for you man. Cheers!
The pastebin is just past threads. Its following the adventures of the user and his relationship with his sister. Really fun read though if you get the time to go through it.
Is it like incesty adventures or just adventures?
Initially no. But anons kept saying that his sister wanted to jump him. He denied it fervently. Turns out anons were right and she ended up jumping him. Actually I think she has been the only one that has been moving the relationship forward.
Fuck you, you degenerate scum.
Orig
Every time. I still have some super hot greentexts one user posted about boning his sister like 2 years ago.
>no comment
My guy is trying to become a father.
I bet you are 10x more degenerate than OP is.
Welp we got another one. Here is your (you)
Damn, you got me. I'm now emotionally crippled. Have you no mercy?
Sorry user. Its okay though. Everyone in these threads are usually super nice.
>degenerate scum
They didn't use the backdoor though.
The sundays only thing is clever because that means he can write up ideas for that whole week instead of having to produce content at a higher speed
>Sarcasm
>Not sure if responding with more sarcasm or if serious
>Not sure whether to call them out for not recognising blatant sarcasm or be sarcastic back
>Start panicking
Well realistically people are creatures of habit. You arent gonna be doing different shit every day. Like I go gome from work, take a shower, and watch tv most days but once a week I'll do something different like go out and do something. I doubt anons would want to hear about me watching tv everyday.
I fucking hate everything.
I don't even come to this board usually and I find this.
I had a relationship with my sister for years and I was too cowardly to keep it so I broke her heart and this thread... it just fucking kills me, man. She would always be willing to take me back, she said as recently as 2 weeks ago, but I don't even dare abuse her charity like that.
You better take care of your sis, OP, please do. Be a better man than me.
Why not just take her back? She loves you unconditionally and alot of people would die for that. Let her have your love too. Bring her somewhere or just hang out with her. You still have a chance to be a good bro.
Yay! This thread is up!
Posting my stuff from the other thread
>Oniichan learned about me watching more Paranormal Witness
>we have marathoned it for a few days
>went to sleep in his room because its creepy quiet in our house
>sneak into his bed for the last two nights because I cant sleep
>we watched one in Nebraska about a serial killer ghost, a haunted hotel, and Zozo last night
>trying to sleep in room but feeling really uncomfortable
>slowly go into his room with my pillow
>he has a big bed so there is plenty of space for me
>crawl into his bed without waking him up
>sleep under the blankets because scared but feel safe so can sleep
>get up in morning and business as usual
>he brought me to dinner earlier and it was nice, now he is passed out on the otherside of the couch
>sharing a blanket and watching Kaguya-sama now
>very happy today no ghost stuff tonight
From Valentine's Day
>made a little personal heart cake while at work like I do every year
>wrap it up using some of the containers and ribbons we have there
>get off work
>go home
>come through door and see him on patio
>"Oniichan, I have something for you."
>give him little cake
>he nods to me and takes it
>sit next to him on patio bench
>debate on doing the cheek kiss thing like anons suggested
>he notices me staring at him and asks me what my issue is
>tell him its nothing and decide to back out of trying to kiss his cheek, its just too much
>he goes inside and leaves the cake on the chair
>comes back out with two glasses of tea and two forks
>he shares the cake with me while we just sit and look at the trees and clouds
>stayed like that for a bit then we went on a walk together and just talked about stuff
Last one
>end up falling asleep on couch
>wake up
>feel really comfy because I carefully laid on oniichan
>he has his arms wrapped around me
>feels good, but I need to get ready for work
>try to get up
>he ends up pulling me into him and grabbing my butt
>starting to feel really uncomfortable
>try to pry him off
>end up waking him up while I'm struggling
>he throws me off him
>freaks out wondering why I am on him
>ask him why he is touching my butt in my sleep
>he says he didnt do anything and to stop crawling on him when he is asleep
>let it go and make us breakfast
>dont talk much until I leave for work
I don't even know, man. I love her, I love her so much. But I can't really get over how much I hurt her... and part of me still thinks even getting together would only be hurting her in different ways that I'm blind to.
IDK I have my own issues to deal with I guess. I don't want to ruin the mood ya'll have got going on here. I have y'all are very happy with your brothers and sisters.
No user its okay to talk man. You need to at least talk to her. What kind of relationship does she want? Is it a relationship you think she wants or one she has explicitly said to you? You not acknowledging her and keeping your distance is what is going to hurt more because it will leave a hole in her heart.
>now he is passed out on the otherside of the couch
Make it happen.
That was last night. I clicked that thing but got a panda. I'm glad it went to that to be honest because I saw the site too late to avoid the page loading.
When I said relationship I meant, like, romantic relationship. Physical, sexual, lovers basically.
We still have "a relationship" I guess. Something resembling normal siblings. We play games sometimes, we talk at family get togethers and we get along. But it's different now, we've fought about it a few times and stuff. She's very clear she wants it back, and more. She said she wanted to go away, become a married couple somewhere else.
I dunno. I also want that but I don't even know if it's okay to want it, or if I deserve it. What if I end up making the rest of our family cut us off because of that?
At least we had fun playing Smash at christmas.
Hmm. That is a difficult situation. Do whatever you feel in your heart is right. You only have one life, live it as you will.
While we wait for Anonette, lets bet on how things escalated between the two.
Considering she already kissed with tongue, gave him a handjob, is usually naked around him and offered her panties to him im betting she gave him a blowjob already.
Oh, what a sight.
One more user to mindbreak.
Is that dance a religion?
So, Kaguya's last chapter made me confus.
Is a french kiss so close to sex as they make it sound? I wouldn't ever know.
I'm gonna just say that
If you have no self control, yes
If you have self control, no, but it does get you hard if you are getting really into it, the back of your head tingles when her tongue is working its way around the inside of your mouth.
You need to sit and think about what you really want. Because if you start back up to only break up soon after again. It will probably be worse. But if you decide you really want to be with her, you need to humble yourself and admit that you were wrong and a coward. Hopefully she will accept you but ultimately it's her choice
I see. So, assuming Anonette has no self-control she's pratically fucking his brother already.
Just waiting her to entertain me this time as well.
Hopefully nothing really bad happened and now she is dead.
He fucking fucked one of his ex's on valentines day and told me that casually after we made out and he fed me white chocolate M&M's lololol I'm done. Glad you're doing well Chris.
Well, you're blueballing him. But I agree, that's very low of him.
She has arrived. And with a powerful statement as well. So like are you guys not speaking now or what? Are you mad at him?
You would have been justified in slapping him to be honest.
Wait sorry I may or may not be misunderstanding. Did he go and fuck his ex on this valentines day or was he talking about the past?
Blaaaah.
I'm acting like I'm letting it slide because I'm too tired to get pissed at him. I just feel sick.
Probably should have.
He fucked her this valentines day while I was at work.
Where did they fuck? In your house? In your bed? Using your sheets and that one condom he reserved for you whenever you gone on the offensive?
You should be mad and you should verbose it, I would be.
But you are mad about it. You should let him know how you feel when you get the energy. Could it be you feel sick because of what he did? Sometimes when you get emotionally hurt your body can get physically ill.
fug now your making me feel sick. its bring back those nervous feelings when I was in a relationship.
Has he been trying to get forgiveness at least? I mean even that autist should understand how your relationship is at this point.
Thats kinda fucked up to be honest. You need to confront him though if it is really bothering you. If you bottle it up you are only gonna hurt yourself.
His bed I think, his room smelled weird and was all messed up that night.
The closest thing to an apology I've gotten was "Hahaha sorry I would've hung out with you if you had the day off haha". But he's mostly just acting like it doesn't matter and I shouldn't care even though I do and he knows it.
I'll cofnront him I just feel so blah right now.
Just let him know how it makes you feel. If you feel like crying then cry too dont hold anything back. Get better soon. How do you feel exactly? Like whats wrong?
Do you like how his bedroom usually smells like?
You should press further, your brother is having his conscience trying to get him out of the incestuous relationship. You just need to press a bit further, he's not the virgin chris-kun so your time window to make it work is even smaller.
I dont see this ending well. If anonette brother cant fuck who ever he wants then he will probably leave or she will kick him out. You should still confront him tho
She needs to keep mindbreaking him so she's the only one he's interested in fucking.
Anonnette even stated that they made out on valentine's, after he fucked his ex. Was he really satisfied with the sexy time he got? I don't think so.
Telling her, though, was a strange move. Why did he do it? What was he expecting to get as a response from anonette?
Yeah that is strange just out telling her. Maybe he felt guilty and is just to retarded to know how to apologize.
I think they will be fine. Just a bump in the road.
Judging by her posts she seems more upset then the other things he has done
You didn't give him enough handjobs to satisfy his urges, deep down you're the one he actually wanted to fuck, but since he's trying to avoid it, he went for the safe cum dumpster he could just send off without looking back instead.
I dunno. Chest hurts and I have no energy. Like even before this incest bullshit I would get pissed when my brother got girlfriend's because I was dumb and wanted to monopolize his time I guess. Now it's like way worse, I guess since I just assumed he was all mine until further notice. Bleh.
It smells fine idk.
It feels like he didn't think telling me would matter that much. Like he wanted me to be like "Ewww gross you fucked in my house hahaha" and that would be it or something.
Just a dumb thing, but there's a older sister heavy incest thread on a and I'm realizing older sisters piss me off lol. Especially this slut from Masou HxH whatever.
>there's a older sister heavy incest thread on
Where?
You're scared. I know because I've felt the same pain before. Its not that you are jealous he had sex with someone, its that you are scared that someone will take him away from you. You don't want to have to share him with anyone else and because he did now you feel pain from it. Like a sense of abandonment and betrayal. I'm sorry you are feeling that way and I hope it will work out for you. Stay true to yourself though because if you don't the thing you want will slip out of reach before you know it.
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah, forget the incest narrative, you should stop pursuing simply because he's an arsehole. (Though on the other hand it may be his way of trying to get you to stop pursuing as well.)
>Stay true to yourself though because if you don't the thing you want will slip out of reach before you know it.
Sorry if that statement sounds a bit conceited. I meant that what your wants and desires are will slip away if you let yourself be crushed by negative emotions. Sorry.
Im not seeing a solution. Basically if you hold him by the balls and dont allow him to fuck and then blueball him, he wont stay like that for long even if he agrees. The other option is you let him do this stuff but its obvious that you dont like that idea. I think it might be time to try to move on anonette bc you may get hurt more if you stay like this
TL;DR: Fuck him already. Do it today.
anonettes not ready for that
Okay so the rage from that older sister thread actually gave me energy so I'm gonna go tell my brother a thing or two. I don't know what though so this will go poorly I bet lol.
Yeah I know, thanks.
Move on to fucking what, I had nothing before and if I lose my brother I have less than nothing lol.
I think I'm okay with that happening if it happens.
It's not okay. You need to take the initiative.
Tell your brother a thing or two, while masterbaiting him, maybe with your feet.
Is it just that you want to be around him or do you want a romantic relationship? I think you should let him know how you feel because if he just told you casually he might not know what kind of relationship he's having with you. If he thinks it's a messing around relationship(only making out and stuff like that) he may not realize how important he is to you and that you actually want something More intimate, loving, and long lasting.
I hope it all works out well for you. I hoping for your happiness.
>abandoning hug your family thread for the incest rp thread
You disgust me.
>I think I'm okay with that happening if it happens.
Damn you are feeling bold right now.
We talk about dirty siblings here right?
>talking with my brother on the phone
>they're going to put our childhood dog down
>talk about other stuff too
>mention to him how I heard my guy friends talk about me in that way
>"Well they aren't wrong I guess."
Really?
/a/
2D onee-sans are great, specially in HxH since he fucks both his sister and her mother turned into a loli, its great.
Its a cute stories thread too user. You have any to share?
Please let us know how it works out
GANBATTE!!!!!!
This is just perfect. Way to go Chrisu
Oh boy I love an incest thread.
>I'm realizing older sisters piss me off lol. Especially this slut from Masou HxH whatever
Imouto naturally fear older sisters knowing they can't compete.
He said he actually felt really bad about what happened but he didn't think I seemed that upset so he stayed goofy and positive. Why are we both so shit at reading each other.
I said he's mine as long as he lives here and he gave me a funny look and said "of course". Blaaaaaaaaaah.
I think if I was the older sister I would be more confident and be better at taking control of the situation. Maybe, probably not.
Just start giving him handjobs regularly to begin with.
You need to get him checked for autism. What a fucking retard. Maybe thats why he doesnt have a girlfriend.
So what did you do for his punishment? Are you gonna make him go buy you something to eat or what?
We've told you he gets extra jokey when he is nervous about something. Apparently it was true this time as well. Still nice confession if love. You saying that is basically the same as you telling him that he can only fuck you.
>of course
>but he fucks thots on the side
Warning you again, back out before you get hurt harder.
Yeah but those thots mean nothing to him they are just dump sites for cum. When he finally crosses the line with her it will be because of actual love.
How do you know he won't cheat on her? It's bad enough that he didn't outright say "I don't want to get involved with you" before fucking his ex. He gives me the impression of a double timing piece of shit who really is into it just for the incest.
>Yeah but those thots mean nothing to him
Means something to her though. He's trying to have his cake and eat it too. He's dumb if he thought it would be okay
Its up to anonette to determine and decide, it's her life. Also if you are wrong and he would never intend to cheat(it seems like they were both unsure of their current relationship, it's seems she clarified it) then that would mean she threw out the most important person to her due to paranoia caused by autists on a Mongolian cave painting board.
You make a valid point but he has shown he cares for her but he himself needs to figure out what he wants. I imagine he wants to try to go for it but is scared she doesnt want to go that far. For both it seems to be they want to go further but both want the other to make the first move.
It seems like they both have been trying to test the waters in pretty stupid ways. Let's not forget anonette got him off after they said they'll keep it pg-13. We have direct contact to anonette but not him. For all we know he is probably going through internal turmoil of trying to figure out if it's okay. Remember, incest is an extremely serious relationship to get into with a lot of baggage
He's not any dumber than me.
I mean he bought me food just now anyway so that's no punishment. Maybe I won't let him kiss me next time he tries idk.
Bleh. I guess that's basically what I said, yeah.
So he explained what happened on valentines day as him fucking up and letting the ex take over the situation. I'm still mad at him but I believe him so whatever... He said he won't do it again. and i kinda maybe sorta told him if not having sex is a legit problem that i can maybe try helping him with my hands again and he said he appreciated the offer. wah