/alc/ Sunday Morning Coming Down

I am in a bit of trouble. I am in the habit of drinking at least a handle of vodka a day. I fully understand I am a pathetic alcoholic but this has been my routine for over a year now. I generally drink until I pass out. Well I fucked up yesterday and forgot to buy today's bottle(s) and my fucking state doesn't let you buy booze until noon on Sundays. That is 4 and a half hours from now. My hands are shaking so bad I can barely type this. I hope I don't have a seizure. I live alone and nobody is here to help me.

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Anyone try isopropyl alcohol before? I am thinking of trying it just to hold me over until noon. Pictured is the bottle I have. It only lists 1 for the health hazard and it is super pure unlike typical rubbing alcohol. It can't be that bad just to have a little bit, right?

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Damnit my Methanol also lists 1 for health and that stuff will definitely kill me. I am reading so much conflicting information about the drink ability of isopropyl alcohol online.

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Why do you have laboratory grade solvents in your home?

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I use them to treat cuts and stuff. It's basically just rubbing alcohol but purer.

Why do you have it though? I looked it up and that shit is like a hundred bucks a bottle. Why have that instead of some 3 dollar rubbing alcohol?

Anyone going to give me advice on if I can just do a couple shots of this stuff? I am getting desperate. I called my neighbor to see if I can buy some beers from him but I don't think he is awake yet.

I am a scientist so I have lab shit.

>scientist
>goes on Jow Forums to get an opinion on the appropriate amount of poison to drink

For fuck's sake mate go get help.

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im assuming this guy knows its bad and has googled it and found its bad but hes in such an awful spot he wants someone to give him a pass to try drinking it. dont drink it op youll likely die

Cure for methanol poisoning was ethanol if I remember.

Are you at work?

Less bad than methanol. Still not good.

Stay out of the school supplies faggot.

The fuck is that thing your tooth brush is in? Why are there exposed PCBs?

My whole body keeps shaking. Fuck I am thinking of just going to the hospital but I don't think I can drive like this.

I work from home and have no ethanol or else I'd be drinking that.

I really hope for your sake that you aren't larping. If you aren't making this up then I read that people can die from a pint of the 70% stuff so your ultra pure shit probably wouldn't take much to kill you.

"The lethal dose of Isopropyl alcohol is estimated as 160-250ml (Ashkar and Miller, 1971) and 250ml (McBay, 1973)."

I guess keep it under 100ml

steal some four loko

Okay so 2 shots should be okay? I think that's all I'll need to hold me over until noon.

What the fuck do you do OP? How are you an alcoholic scientist that works from home?

Also this?
What is that thing?

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So, did OP die?

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There are videos online of people drinking it. You'll probably be fine. I am enjoying some cheap rum this morning. Cheers

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