>cuddle
>watch tv series together
>cook
>take ballroom dance classes
>go night walking
>go to random restaurants
>go to the movies every week
>hikes
>cycling
>more dancing
>book shopping
>explore places
>mutual masturbation
ITT: things you would do if you had a gf
Ian Russell
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Michael Diaz
>watch tv series
>>cook
>go night walking
>go to random restaurants
>go to the movies every week
>hikes
>cycling
>book shopping
>explore places
>masturbation
you can do all of these even if you're alone so sod it
Asher Moore
That's true but lately I've been experiencing lonliness.
Connor Price
what you said +
>take care of my hygiene
>pretend i love life and i am happy
Christian Price
Just fuck her like the animal that she is
Ethan Johnson
>imagine all this crap and more
>do none of it when I get a gf because the stress of being around another human for 24/7 is too high to have willpower for activities
>ditch her due to alcoholism
>have a FWB twice my age whom I haven't been able to meet for a month
>didn't even call her everyday
>will eventually move to another city and can't take her with me unless her mother dies soon
Your dreams will crush against reality so hard.
Owen Miller
send her work the streets and collect money
Adam Howard
you can try to cuddle yourself too, lol
Colton Mitchell
How does this work ? I'm willing to try it
Carter Thompson
>not make shitty threads on r9k
>have someone to whinge like a little baby to instead of dicking around on the internet
>have a life
Want a gf? Quit being a loser and go work on your presentation.
Ryder Jenkins
You sound like a beta faggot
I hope your wish comes true :3 :3
Oliver Hill
that pic so so sweet, honestly he is not the bad one
Carter Jackson
did you know that there's room for both of those things
Nathan Phillips
m.wikihow.com
in ten steps!
getting a large plush toy is better though
Nolan Taylor
Keep a bitch broke
Keep a bitch broke
Tyler Butler
Is that some sort of nigger song ?
Logan Morris
Ex-robot here, so ignore my post at your leisure.
Done everything except fucking ballroom dancing, you gaylord. Wanted to say that all these activities are as amazing as you imagine them to be. Improve yourself and find that girl, you will not regret anything, ignore these other faggots.
You can fucking do it, user. Don't be afraid to climb out of the comfortable hole you're in.
Landon Gomez
>hold hands
>Walk around at night and share jackets for the warmth
>tell them all the names for the stars
>Smoke cigarettes together and talk about cancer
>Listen to my weird indie and witch house and roll around in bed
>Stroke hair , tell them how much I love them
>Sing songs i love and play the guitar
>Do psychedelics together and trust that nothing will go wrong
>Get stranded somewhere together and hold hands in the taxi
>Cook nice foods
>Kiss in nature
>Go to music or clubs and dance together , talk to strangers
>Buy nice presents and send them on random days as surprises
>Act like a retard but be appreciated anyway
>Fuq without condom and feel rly connected
Jacob Phillips
going grocery shopping with your gf and then cooking a nice meal together with a glass of wine is the best thing in the world anons
Austin Kelly
Be happy of course
Elijah Hernandez
you know the guy in this comic has good friends that like to joke around with him lol maybe he doesnt have a gf but hes better off than most of this board
Jacob Powell
Why would you do this to us you normie fuck
Colton Stewart
Done a few of these things but with my bf
Mason Brooks
>Go to the local tivoli
>Boat trips
>Train trips to the continent
>Cuddle
>Fuck
>Restaurants
>Hang out with friends and their gf's
Sebastian Hernandez
>watch anime
>fuck
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