Uncle user how come you are not married or have kids like dad does?

>uncle user how come you are not married or have kids like dad does?

what do?

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>My wife died during childbirth and I was unable to look after my daughter so my brother offered to take care of her

because I'm 18

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OH anonnette honestly things went wrong in my life and before I realized I was 23 then basically I lost hope in finding someone and falling in love so I had to continue my life alone and sad

holy fucking shit what a twist

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I'm an antinatalist
*tips fedora*

"The reason your dad pawns babysitting duty on me instead of looking after you himself tells you everything"

Because I want to fuck the shit out of you. Now get over here. *Rapes her*

Love is not an emotion that everyone is capable of. Pray you do not end up like me.

>dad married at 30, mom was 19
>be me 26 dating a qt 18 yo
Don't give up just yet, user

i am waiting for you to grow up, dumdum

based and FBIpilled

>tfw nieces have actually asked me this
>uncle user how come you don't have a job
>what do you even do all day
>you're almost as old as our dad, why do you still live with grandpa and grandma
I turned into the "weird uncle" in the space of a month or so

Because your daddy's a beta and i fuck too many women and am on my purpose too much to worry about settling down

>tfw 2 brothers and neither of them have children

feels good to be equally worthless

w-wanna help me?

Tfw 3 brothers and we have gay sex every monday

feels good to have a loving family

>implying my brother would ever get kids
>Mfw you only embolden my crisis to be the family torchbearer

I'm the intelligent brother

LMAO. Include me in the suicide letter

>"because you little shits made me repulse of the mere thought of having kids one day."
ez

My grandparents had an almost 18-year age gap.

Well dear, your dad grew up during a time when heterosexual relationships were still permitted by the priesthood caste.

>I'm waiting for you to be old enough to marry!

>implying I will meet my siblings kids

smug little cunt needs a beating

Don't give up on love yet user. I'm 33 and I fucked a 18 year old escort last night.

>*Rapes her*

Gentlemen

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