>that guy who wears headphones in the gym the whole time, does his sets and doesn't talk to anyone
I seriously hope you guys don't do this. You at least chat with your fellow gymbros right? You do know that the entire gym will ridicule you and talk shit behind your back if you're that autistic right? RIGHT?
>that guy who obsessively prepares for his lifts constantly regripping the bar and taking deep breaths
Just lift already fuck
Saw a guy chalk his hands to do a 40kg deadlift
99% of gym regulars are ignorant and not worth talking to
like that other guy who squats less than me and t 1/4 ROM telling me that squatting without a belt is dangerous. Fuck off, belt does nothing for safety, it just makes you lift heavier.
Maybe he has really bad grip. You could've walked up to him and recommend exercises for improving it. But no instead you ridicule him on an anonymous imageboard. That if anything is pathetic.
There’s this kid at my gym who will load up 4,5,6 plates to squat and he will put the knee wraps on, belt, breathe and adjust under the bar just to not even lift it. He did the same thing for deadlifts the other day, threw on 4 plates and did nothing with it. Next thing I see, there’s 5 plates on the bar.
lmao fuck off he was wasting chalk
literal dyel that didn't even break a sweat and didn't unrack his weight when he was done, just left it there.
Fuck you, my form needs to be perfect.
Used to go to this gym and there would be this dude hanging out there every time I went that was taking up a squat rack with an incline bench setup. He has 2pl8s racked up and sat there on his phone, occasionally gripped the bars and then go get a drink of water and come back.
Ahhhhhh fuck I do this
>people will talk shit about you if you just mind your own business
what kind of a gym do you go to?
I wear my headphones because the music at the gym is terrible for the most part. Beside how else am I going to listen to the Doom soundtrack?
>At gym with gymbro
>Triceps/Chest day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, hoodie, earbuds
>Fucking EARBUDS in a gym that already blasts music
>Goes straight to the squatrack without even warming up
>Starts squatting just the bar (wat)
>Adds some weight and squats like 4-5 times before having to sit down
>Unloads the bar, red as a tomato already
>Starts doing overhead press, with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.exe
>Does the same shit there, doesnt even use clips
>Gymowner stares at him from the receptiondesk
>Prob wonders if he´s liable if the kid kills himself
>Somehow survives anyways, deloads the bar
>Starts DEADLIFTING WITH THE SAME BAR
>Gymbro just mouthing "what the fuck" and stops in the middle of his set
>Does one fucking set of deadlifts
>Deloads the bar and walks out
>Doesnt even fucking shower
>Comes back a couple of days later IN THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES
Saw him weighing himself in the gym, fucktard even seemed to GAIN weight
One day some older gentleman who worked at the gym started a conversation with me and it was just a simple little chitchat. Next day I had my hair cut and whenever I see him I just try my best to pretend we have never talked to each other. He probably just doesn’t give a shit but I feel bad that I’m a social retard whose instinct is to ghost everyone that tries to know me. I could easily say hello but I don’t. I just exude autism
I used to see this weird looking dude at my college gym, he'd always load of two plates on the bench press and would sit there, doing various poses that made it look as though he was working with them. When someone would come up and ask about sets, he would point to the weights and talk about how he had many sets left. But he never actually benched. Was some weird shit.
Why can't he use the same bar?
I did this today. I will do what I gots to do.
Lmao
Never let potential victims hear you. Means of identification. Cover eyes with sunglasses. Let them weap by the stairs after. Alone.
He was strong.
That was that.
Penis strong.
She felt that.
Go in early when no one is there, the regulars don't even know I exist.
Same here, G.
Imma make sure I’m comfortable
>Fucking EARBUDS in a gym that already blasts music
Not everyone likes pop 'music', retard.
>Longpants, hoodie, earbuds
>Fucking EARBUDS in a gym that already blasts music
>Goes straight to the squatrack without even warming up
>Does the same shit there, doesnt even use clips
>Starts doing overhead press, with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Starts DEADLIFTING WITH THE SAME BAR
>Doesnt even fucking shower
>Comes back a couple of days later IN THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES
Lmao I do this shit
Clips makes sense but I've only seen one kind of bar
Talk to him next time you see him if the circumstances are right. It'll make his day.
I don't get why people don't interact with each other more in public. Like this is your only life, might as well talk to some other people and either learn something or maybe even laugh together about something.
Is there a meme I'm missing out on?
No he actually set up an incline bench and sat there for over an hour not lifting it
I used to do that, then the gym powerlifter told me I shouldn't think about it otherwise I'll sike myself out. Just get in there, assume the position and then pull.
He was right
Idgaf, I wear headphones, say hi to a few regulars, do my work and leave. I have enough frens outside the gym. It's not a social club.
>Fucking EARBUDS in a gym that already blasts music
In his defense, gym music is universally shit. I listen to my own only.
I wear headphones just to avoid talking to people at the gym. I don’t even listen to music.
An untrained man should be able to lift 88 pounds off the ground no questions asked.
Most women should desu
I don't use poor people measurement so i had no idea what 40 kilogays was?
>You do know that the entire gym will ridicule you and talk shit behind your back if you're that autistic right?
imagine a normal, well adjusted person doing this :)
>Fuck off, belt does nothing for safety,
literally a physical cue as well as an object to push against to maintain tightness, a requirement of a safe squat
you stupid or something?
I wear a hoodie because I have bitch tits.
You listen to the gym's music which lowers test. I have a theory that a lot of people on this board listen to the gym's music which is why there are so many beta orbiters here these days shilling instagram whores
What kind of music lowers test? My gym either plays metal or rap depending on who’s working that day.
And the reason you see a bunch of beta orbiters is because everyone on this site is an insecure fag, even the ones who get laid.
gyno surgery >>>>>>>>>> working out
whats the big deal i just go to the gym to do my shit and leave i don't have time to talk to fucking anybody, what am i gay?
half pl8
The gym doesn’t seem like a good place to talk, everyone is either doing reps, setting up weights or are just on their phone. People always look at me and I usually think it’s because of messy form, maybe it’s because I’m an antisocial sperg.
OH NO NO NO NO
Kys
Chalk doesn’t cost shit you fucking poorfag, who even cares
Have you heard the faggy top chart music they play for women at my gym? No thanks , I'd rather listen to my MP3 audio files from war zones while lifting.
>Starts squatting just the bar (wat)
Should always squat just the bar for one set before you begin
>Starts doing overhead press, with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Starts DEADLIFTING WITH THE SAME BAR
Normal to do multiple compound lifts in one session, what the fuck is he gona do, melt down some steel and create a new bar for each lift? What the fuck?
>Doesnt even fucking shower
Showering at home is normal
>Comes back a couple of days later IN THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES
Having a washing machine is normal
Apart from the fact the guy didn't lift much, all of this is normal and you're basically a fucking toad.
I really can't fathom how people still keep responding to this pasta seriously, it's been around for like half a decade.
incel
kill me
you are whats wrong with society
I've seen chalk and wraps for sub 150kg
>think of the chalk particles
Europoor detected
Kek what a fucking LOSER
annnd back to redddit
lmao bet he probably even watch videos on squatting technique as well no youtube AHAHAHA
Doesn’t work for me, I need to get the breathing set along with aggressively grab the bar in order to hype up.
>United States
Put a man on the moon
>rest of the world
...
Kek, eurofags can’t even build something as grand as the Statue of Liberty
I'm guessing the joke is some curl bros watching a guy do SS in complete confusion?
FUCK OFF IM WAITING FOR THE DROP
1/10 bait
Thank you so much for breaking this down. I feel normal again.
Good for you buddy you got it
Jokes on you fag, the one who rarely talks is in better shape and stronger than you all. Fist yourself, twink.
The original edit is better.
Gym music sucks, you stupid teenie bopper worthless loser
Speak for yourself fag. I come here to laugh at you all. Pathetic losers are my entertainment.
So this pretty much confirms Jow Forums as one of the dumbest boards doesn’t it
yes
delete this, NOW
GTFO with this copy paste, u kiddo