>Hiking in the woods
>See this
Wat do?
Hiking in the woods
Jose Powell
Thomas Fisher
rape then see if she's okay. pretend not to be the guy who raped her if she is.
Carter Peterson
If it's a girl and a fresh body (died within the last 48 hours) I would honestly consider fucking it.
Ayden Long
water it
Cooper Robinson
Become Logan Paul
Jordan Hughes
>Wat do?
get the nearest buttplug and plug her shut
Colton Gonzalez
>gets dna tested
Good fucking-luck bro
Ryan Cook
would not fuck that. Ever see pictures of dead bodies bubbling from the mouth and eyesockets with maggots and worms? Imagine the state of her pussy and asshole. FUCK that. Only circumstances under which I would have sex with a dead girl is if A.) I hated her guts then i killed her or B.) She was really vulnerable and compassionate then I killed her. Under either I have full possession of the corpse, and even then only once or twice before melting her away. Want Nothing to do with this weird occult as above so below shit. A witch probably grew that thing
Nathaniel Bennett
I'm not leaving my DNA on it
Isaiah Wilson
If it's still warm I might fuck it
Sebastian Stewart
Just give her some privacy probably.
Brody Richardson
Cool, never seen an ostrich before
Lincoln Martinez
so what's the story with this picture?
Daniel Jones
call the Yellow Kang in Carcosa
Robert Peterson
you mean 180 you neet fag
Blake Barnes
HAS TO BE A FRESH KILL
GUTTTTTERRRRAAAALLL
Jason Fisher
call the cops and become that one "hiker" in the serial killer documentary
Wyatt Gray
Gonna need to check that pulse.
Jaxson Williams
and make flowers
Brayden Brown
Probably be emotionally disturbed for the rest of my life after discovering she is dead.
Joseph Edwards
Plant flower in butthole
Bentley Moore
Drop my pants rotate 360 degrees and walk until I run into something
Evan Baker
>tattoos
don't even bother check if she's alive
Caleb Nelson
continue hiking
John Green
360 degrees is the same way dumbass bitch
Jeremiah Lewis
>my IQ is negative
Brody Cook
Take her home with me
Ian Ross
>mfw there's people this stupid
i want to commit not alive
Henry Russell
Check pulse
John Anderson
>he doesn't know the meme
I want newfags to leave this place and never return.
Liam Price
what if you call cops after raping the body and admit that you raped the dead body, can you be charged? you don't even obstruct the course of justice with unknown sperm
Xavier Myers
didn't he do it on purpose?
Jayden Watson
Call the police, as public nudity is illegal and some kids may be around.
Jacob Smith
You realize that the police are going to test your bodily fluid with the the bodily fluid inside her, right?
Evan Murphy
move away as quietly and quickly as possible. you are entering a world of pain engaging with that shit
Anthony Morgan
Honestly? sprint over and check for pulse while calling 911, try and dig out the head regardless of whether I could find a pulse or not. The weird thing is I'm a terrible human being, but even I have limits.
Owen Davis
check my map because I must be going in circles
Carson Richardson
>dig her out and call the cops
>avoid eye contact and stutter when talking to her despite being her hero
>maybe glance for one peak at her body when shes not looking but quickly turn your head away in shame
Anyone saying literally anything different is a larper
Landon Collins
Yeah you already know what it is
Jaxon Cook
>has a criminal record
Sorry but not everyone is a nigger like you my friend
Isaac Reyes
Edgy Jow Forums meme response aside, I'd go there, see if she's alive (and if so, I'd help in any way I could like by giving her some of my clothes so she wasn't completely naked) and call for help.
Just because I dislike the decision making of women doesn't mean I'd just ignore a woman in this situation.
Chase Thomas
Snap a photo and call it art then bury my head in the mud as well and see who can handle having their head underground for longer.
Angel Stewart
why do you think youre a bad human being?
Jordan Garcia
>look and see if anyone is around
>after confirming there isn't, go up and check her pussy
>if its clean, fuck her and cum inside
>pull pants up and continue my hike
Jordan Howard
Call the cops.
Rape is literally impossible to get away with nowadays with DNA and cameras etc. unless you use alcohol or drugs.
Her pussy/shithole aren't worth the jail time as tempting as they are.
Connor Williams
Honestly I'd probably just keep walking and try to forget it. I wouldn't leave my house for the next few weeks, lock every door and sleep lightly.
Asher Sullivan
You think the police actually has a DNA database on every human in existence? This makes sense to you? When in your life did you ever hand over a semen sample to the to police? Are you a criminal? If not, then where in the holy fyck do you think they're pulling up seven samples from? And what about females? Do they have semen samples from them as well?
Fucking retard. Use your head.
Luis Campbell
No, but if there's enough evidence to suspect you, they'll eventually get a court order for your DNA.
Colton Morgan
How? No one is there as a witness when you see the chick, if you fuck her and dip it will be impossible for them to pin that on you.
Owen Taylor
You ever watch those forensic files shows? Detectives can work with very little. You always leave a trace.
Jacob King
>You think the police actually has a DNA database on every human in existence? This makes sense to you?
I never said that you stupid fuck
Landon Evans
If her pussy is clean and she is alive i look around to make sure no one is near by, fuck her, cum inside, slap her butt cheek for goodbye, leave
Otherwise i leave (i don't risk calling Police to become falsely accused in this day of age)
Adam Fisher
so if rape is out of question can i at least kick her pussy and hope that she's still alive to feel it?
Wyatt King
Help her out because I'm not a rapist
Lucas Turner
So wait a few days to help her, whats the big deal