Have a crush on a guy, he likes me as well

>Have a crush on a guy, he likes me as well
>He trips over in front of me
>Feel embarrassed and lose attraction for him

Any femanons know this feel?

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No, what lol. I think it's cute when guys are clumsy around you. It shows that they care.

This is a man pretending to be a girl
This is a real girl.

Learn the difference, it could save your life.

This is a projection of your low self esteem, OP. I'm sorry that your brain and anxiety tricks you like this.

>inb4 anons will still bite and the thread will be up even tomorrow

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Yeah you wish.

If a leprechaun walked into my room right now and said I can pay $200 dollars to guarantee your next turd will be really hard and too big for your asshole, I would take that deal.

Learn to sage, faggots!

>your next turd will be really hard and too big for your asshole, I would take that deal.
You act like this is a bad thing.
Hard turds are best because they leave no trail.

>watching an attractive guy at the bar
>vagina absolutely gushing for this complete chad
>see him over-compensate while taking a drink from his beer and spill a bit down the side of the glass
>nearly vomit from revulsion

thank god I dodged that bullet

totally there with you nonny -- ill be into a guy and they will do the smallest thing and I will instantly lose any desire to be with him. usually its the face they make when they come. you boybots look stupid!!

>be me
>go to sk8 boys house
>walk into bedroom
>mattress with no sheets

I wanted to cry.

>meet cute guy
>funny, smart, decent and kind
>one day he loses his car keys

My vagina dried up faster than a puddle of piss in the desert

>With a hot guy
>Go out for Chinese meal
>He uses a fork instead of chopsticks
>Leave him there and then

no because i'm not a retarded superficial thot like OP

masculinity is fragile, feminists mock this fact, soibois revel in this fact
1 slipup and you are unfuckable

Wow.
You have no clue what love is pump and dump whore

did you report it to the police? origu

>With a hot guy
>Go out for Chinese meal
>He uses chopsticks instead of a fork
>Leave him there and then

>Super cute boy
>Charming, manners, wholesome
>Apartment is a disorganized gross mess

"I have a thing with my sister in 30 minutes so I should go."

i haven't tripped in years how come i dont have a gf

>be me
>10/10 fembot
>absolutely worship a male I know nothing about
>consider this man a god
>turns out he isn't a god, rather a human
>my only value dries up like the Sahara
>I deserve better

a show weakness because of low confidence. had he laughed you'd think him perfect.