No eucalyptus infused cold towels

Hahahaha what is this? The fucking batcave? This shit looks gay as fuck.

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Won a year membership to Equinox in a raffle at work. It’s a lovely place, but it definitely feels more like a hotel than an actual gym. Great for people spotting though - every now and then you’ll spot a minor celebrity struggling to stay in shape whilst being as discrete as possible. Won’t be continuing my membership though - could afford it but I’m just saving up the money I’m not spending on membership this year and putting it towards a home gym for the future.

Fugging newfags.
You first, then you can see my dick, homo.

This guy is going to make it.

>n-no u
Post sex so I can have a laugh, only dyels are post body

OK unless you live in like Jew York or some very very highly populated area with no possibly way to own your own gym, this is fucking retarded.

You could build a badass gym for a few months membership.

Yeah I'm in Boston

This. I did it. Bought some good bars and plates and have definitely gotten my money’s worth over the years.

Lol I saw Dave Chappelle and the Charlotte Hornets working out.

>this level of seething poor cope

it's $205/mo here in canada

one of my coworkers uses it because she attends classes every day, so it's worth it for her

if you regularly take yoga classes, a studio membership will cost you over 150/mo
same with things like pilates and spin classes

so if you do spin and yoga classes 3x a week, equinox is cheaper than buying monthly memberships for both separately at studios

Stay mad pleb

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wut?

>Using a woman who uses exercise as a social/attention event to explain a ridiculous financial decision as logical.

Yikes

What's daves bench?

Idk he was using machines

I’ve seen a bunch of VS models come along, but they mostly head off to the studio so I don’t see much of them. Not that I would recognise any of them by name anyway, I’ve just been told that they are regulars.

it's as much as a gym as a modern iteration of a cuntry club
you're buying out exclusivity and access
also the amenities are pretty good
cryo rooms, free laundry, weekly health checks etc

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Goddamn. That actually looks pretty sick. Even the barbell looks pretty good.

God damn...

what city?

Akron, Ohio.

Homotown

Boston
Not wrong

Lol. Gilding shit don’t make it gold son

do you work in finance?

Nein

this is an old pic

>Undesirables priced out
Only real reason to go. But at this price you're probably rich enough to create an amazing home gym. If you don't have space you could just get a storage locker and get a bunch of strongman equipment. But if you're flying around a lot for work then yeah it makes sense

LMAOOOOO got'em fucking got'em

I went there for like two years and like one user said, it's worth it if you take the classes since they're all included. The amenities are nice and the equipment is good (nothing special though), but I really didn't like the other members there. I thought rich people would be based, but they're all rude and snobby. Makes me feel like I wasted my time clawing my way out of the ghetto.

You act like all those points are special. They are literally normal in any gym lol. I get the same for 50$ a month dude.....

I pay $185 in Irvine. Like someone else said, any specialty yoga/spin classes will be at least $150 per month. A lot of the instructors here are full-time at small studios so the classes are actually good, unlike what I’ve done at 24 or LA.

Clean bathrooms, steam room and sauna are huge for me since I go before work. Also the staff is great for giving spots, form checks.

There’s a turf field on the roof with squat racks, freeweights.

Girls are better looking and younger at cheaper gyms, actually.

Eucalyptus is super fucking estrogenic retard.

based and garagepilled

only downside is you can't do cable exercises. I miss the cable machines brehs...

Fuck that noise.
Give me a fit cougar to use me as her mulatto boytoy and pay my car payments

shame its not a worldwide gym

Do they have a full assortment of specialty bars, chains, bands and atlas stones? Do they have space for conditioning with farmers handles, yoke and a prowler? Do they have space to throw? If not it sounds gay and weak as fuck. I was a fancy hotel once that had a special, premium gym all i saw there were weak cunts.

>No specialty bars
>probably neither a glute ham raise nor a hack squat machine
>No conditioning/strongman/plyometric equipment

I would genuinely prefer a dungeon gym, I need people stronger than me around to provide motivation to improve.

MIT or Harvard?

>tfw no Equinox in my country

Nigger its incredibly cheap and easy to do build DYI cable machines.

(Civilized world)

What gym gives you a permanent locker and does laundry for $50 a month?

The fucking Jews running 24 hour fitness just phased out towel service without changing the membership price
>it's eco(nomically)-friendly goy

>tfw you go to a gym in the basement of an old ass building with zero AC
>zoomers need ultra luxury bullshit to work out

Well if you're in a big city it's your best option. I'm spending $4k a month on my apartment, lol the cost of space for a homegym would be ridiculous.

>Storage locker
In a major city? Nearby? Lol no.

>Meanwhile I wrap myself in two fluffy bath towels and head to the comfy shower stalls

You get what you pay for goyim

>$4k a month
What do you do for work?

t. Guy that hates being poor

I'm an angel investor

Duke

ouch

>Nouveau Riche and his money are soon parted

Yikes

McFit

t. community college dropouts

T poorfag cope

In my podunk standard commercial gym, I've seen an entire minor league baseball team, Erik Rowan, Xavier Woods, and Big E Langston. Big E, coincidentally, was wearing a Charlotte Hornets jersey while working out.

>Swiss balls out of reach of manlets

Hilarious, but why?

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lotsa thots at the triangle 24 if you want to trade memberships dude

>university gym
>always crowded
>no one puts their weights back
>always have to wait for bench to be free
>tonnes of Indians
>literally everyone is doing baby weight with improper form except for a few white manlets and some fob Africans
life is suffering

I'd be lying if I said I didn't want a gym membership at Equinox simply for the locker.

So, you give away Daddy's $?

One of the Charlotte Hornets was wearing a space jam jersey. Dare to dream..

The swiss are a relatively tall people

tbf that's a big reason why I got it. That plus laundry. If you don't have that, you have to schlep your crap to and from the gym every fucking day.

And if you want to use the shower well it means packing an extra change of clothes every day. Oh, and you want to use your based ketoconzanole shampoo too, oh gotta pack that and pray it doesn't squirt open or get other shit wet when you're moving it around.

Personally I'm kinda executive or go elsewhere. Yeah it's nice having a pretty big empty floor, sauna and steam room are fun but would I spend $200 for just that? eh...

Absolutely based

fucking based

>akron

growing up in cleveland, people from akron gave us somebody to look down on. thanks, user.

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