Post body >>>>>>>>> have sex
Post body >>>>>>>>> have sex
Angel Barnes
Austin Sanchez
post sex > have body
Jackson Thompson
Obviously, have sex is a /tv/ meme
Aaron Wood
Have post > sex body
Zachary Jenkins
Have body > sex post
Sebastian Clark
Parker Jones
Have post body sex
Levi Hall
Have sex.
Ryan Rodriguez
Post body.
John Bell
The only funny part is you actually felt this was humorous enough to take the time to post.
Henry Russell
have sex
Jordan Green
Not a sex post
Austin Lewis
post body
Nolan Morris
and who are you to decide that?
post body.
Colton Kelly
wrong. have sex is an /asp/ meme. its been the most posted phrase on /asp/ since 2015
Nathaniel Taylor
Post sex
Carson Gomez
Wrong. Have sex > Post body.
If simply because I can say "have sex" anywhere on the chan, while "post body" is endemic to Jow Forums.
Jackson Fisher
have sex
Chase Johnson
I already do, on the regular.
Angel Wood
Have sex
Leo Nguyen
>Implying because it's fit for /b/ makes it superior.
Why are you even here?
Jayden Moore
Post body faggot
Caleb Ramirez
Post sex.
Anthony Sullivan
"Have sex" should be a bannable offense.
It was funny for the first few weeks.
Joshua Sanchez
You're supposed to say "have sex" with a certain elegance (unlike you), though. You're btfoing incels, not mouthbreathing.
Fuck off.
Angel Cook
Post body
Leo Torres
Body pics don't just represent your body. They also represent lighting, angles, and possibly editing in post. The true value of a Jow Forumsizen is his lifts. Reminder to post body/lifts and get a trip, but only if you can do at least one of the following:
>squat greater than 2.5x bodyweight AND 500 lbs
>deadlift greater than 2.5x bodyweight AND 500 lbs
>bench press greater than 1.5x bodyweight AND 300 lbs
>Standing The Press(ᵗᵐ) greater than 1x bodyweight AND 200 lbs
Otherwise, stop LARPing, stop giving "advice" like you have half a clue what you're talking about, stop posting altogether, bring your ass to the gym, and try harder.
>wrong. have sex is an /asp/ meme. its been the most posted phrase on /asp/ since 2015
No way that's true. You got worked ya finna ding-dong diddly simp, like Nash's butthole in the Summer of '92.
Kevin Roberts
have sex
Isaac Murphy
Why are you posting /plg/ pastas elsewhere? Tripping only makes sense in generals
Also
Post body
Christian Brown
have sex
Angel Fisher
>You're supposed to say "have sex" with a certain elegance
Christian Nguyen
Wtf does that even say?
Lucas Wood
Have sex
Zachary Anderson
Have body.
Cameron Gonzalez
...
Juan Clark
>Why are you posting /plg/ pastas elsewhere? Tripping only makes sense in generals
Without distinguished trips like Quad, Tiny, and the like, Jow Forums has devolved into its current sorry state. It will require knowledgeable, strong tripfriends with the kind of patience that years of experience give to lead you unlifting noodles back to the mountaintop. Also, you're gay and can't do anything to stop me.
>Post body
Don't worry, I'm sure Hank will be along with the Hayseed edit momentarily.
David James
>t.
Blake Ortiz
Dude i trip on plg haha dont get your panties in a bunch