/r9gay/ - #620

he's probably outside partying and having dick smeared all over his face

I don't get this? Are y'all on that big gay?

My hair is very short and itll be 2 years before itll be long enough for me to get a bf...

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I want this so badly. I wish I had someone to wait at home excitedly for, as soon as they walked in the door I wouldn't let go of them until they had to leave for work the next morning

>work
can you stop

stinky neets get out out out

>tfw no neet bf to stay in bed with all day

Don't worry. They'll never have a bf because they have no way to make it happen.

Same. I just want a kindhearted bf that will hug me tight while telling me things are going to be okay. It's what I want the most.

bi still gay
im bi but i fucking hate women

Lads is it edgy to cut? I haven't done it for like a month but I feel terrible and a relapse is gonna happen right now

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dumb wageslave

Does it actually feel good? Tell me about why you do it user, and what tempts you to do it again

fucking queers

I dont do drugs or alcohol so can't really compare it to any of that but its said to have some effect like that

It feels really amazing for a short while for me but then I just realize how pathetic I am, I do it because it hurts and feels good basically

Doing it tonight because I realized everyone hates me and things suck, never gonna get a bf since I'm a terrible person

>tfw no bf that would rather cut than talk
life is harsh
why invent dialogue when we can just be violent

Talk like this about how it feels "amazing" temps me but I can't imagine pain feeling good. Dermarollers hurt my face enough, knives don't seem like fun even if the fantasy of it tempts me. Thank you for explaining user!

I wouldnt want my bf to cut aswell because that probably means he is in as much pain as I am

Never heard of a dermaroller before desu

Also you don't need to use a knife, I've heard people use the razors they shave their face with and other stuff aswell, idk I do it with a knife and like it

Also you have to cut wayy harder than I though you would have, just a tip but dont start cutting hard in the beginning because you might overdo it

lel

tfw still no rocket league bf

youtube.com/watch?v=4lW6dsLh39E

>tfw no alain delon bf

Literally taking a french course this spring so I can go to france eventually and find my bf

Why do you want a dumb frog baguette bf user? Get a worthy bf like an Irish bf or a German bf or a Japanese bf. French boys are gross.

>tfw no strong but gentle, buff but soft bf

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>tfw just a soft bf

Irish and germans are brutes, I want a sophisticated bf

Would love a japanese bf but I dont think I can meet many, also the language is too difficult for my pea brain :(

Well there's plenty of that going around in this shit country.

i just take whatever makes me sleep
kek

How's everything with you and your crushes anons?

he fucking hates me and i freak him out and he doesnt talk to me :)

dont have one, wish I did

100% this >>%
+topizot

>tfw no bf to play apex legends with

This isn't original? wew maybe I can find someone then

He got orbiters and now I can't even stand talking to him without getting angry. I can only talk "business" with him it seems. Thankfully he doesn't really want to talk to me anymore

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god I wish that were m3

Maybe he'd like you if you didnt lewd up an innocent thread

>orbiters
why do you think that

>tfw added so many guys from here that I'm always scared when someone posts about crushes it might be me

>tfw the reason I ask about crushes is so he'd think I'm talking about him

>tfw no bf with such a thick, plump ass that he can sit on his computer all day without getting uncomfortable and play video games while watching him and/or sucking his dick (although I would expect favors in return)

Oh shit halfway through I got too turned on to maintain grammatical continuity
That's not attractive
Oh well, maybe next time I'll get my thicc bf that I can extort oops I mean love

>favors
let me guess you need help with homework?

Weird response
No
I'd like for you to indulge me in my stupid interests unquestioningly

name six of them

Humiliating you
Kicking you
Leaving you outside in the cold
Letting strangers fondle you
Recording videos of the above and sending them to your parents
Playing in the snow

I'm just kidding, I'm rewarding your obvious predatory instincts with predatory responses. You should be nicer in the future.

god why am i so happy

Oh man no I would never do those things. But you can interpret the fact that I pretended to as an extra level of cruelty if you want?
i want a happily ever after bf tbqh

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>tfw no bf to heal in apex, league of legends and wow

>nicer
F-FLATTERY?

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>no priest bf to alternate between spriest and heals with

>tfw no gf (male) that loves to be humiliated and abused

Nope n0p3

>tfw you inauthentically introduce degeneracy into the thread and it turns out people are actually into it

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m-more
just don't use the umbrella indoors!

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desu I'm not sure what that means

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>healer
bottom detected

when you open it
it expands!
like a toy you put in the hole haha

>implying
top healers exist and are based and I want one

My mains a priest actually haha

I suck at shadow though :

I don't usually put umbrellas in any holes. Normally I let them loose in the open air only, where they belong.

That would be blood dks.

I'm a I dont know my role kind of healer

who are you calling an airhead

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user, you can't be just a healer all your life. The people you rely on will disappear without fail, at some point. Eventually you have to stand up for yourself, even if it means making a pact with the void.

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Uh, no one? Your mom? Are you a malfunctioning bot? Or am I???

Cute and similar to myself
Pls b my bf except not because I can't offer you anything

reboot now

SYSTEM PROCESSING.........
SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE INITIATED.............

Thanks mr burns, I will try out the spec again tomorrow

I can't really offer people a lot either, else I would already have a bf :(

After I get a boyfriend I won't be depressed.
After I get a boyfriend my behavior will get better.
After I get a boyfriend I'll start taking care of myself.
After I get a boyfriend I'll get a job.
After I get a boyfriend I'll start drawing again.
After I get a boyfriend I'll be happy.
After I get a boyfriend everything will be okay.

top three + bottom two desu

>tfw you will never convert ambiguous unsure of himself healer user into a bona fide chad top through sheer force of love and will

now shower me with hugs

>implying you even had to input a command to get me to do that

nah not really tho lol

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>tfw still no westworld bf, but it's too late because I already watched it all

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sauce pls user very nice image

Literally this for me as well I'd say.

more like extremely depressing image (but still hot too)

>tfw you will never be a girl who is attracted to girls and be in a lesbian robot relationship
Baddest feels
Why am I the opposite of who I wish I was?

>tfw care for my appearance but it isnt enough to get a bf you need a job and a personality aswell

you are pure good

>tfw feeling comfy while imagining user grooming himself with a kind of cute gentle precision
Oh man stop

you don't need a job
it's as if you ask to be a slave

>fapped
>no longer imagining it
>no longer care
such is life

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>tfw no bf to rewatch westworld with

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You won't find a bf like that because bfs only watch good shows user.

You're not gay, you're just sexually deprived.

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That is NOT true
Also westworld is conceptually a good show, it just suffers from american miniseries drama syndrome and you have to learn to look past it

Oh it's extremely true user.Only boys with good taste in shows get bfs. You're doomed user.