MY SISTER'S HOT FRIEND IS OVER AND SHE'S LIKE 4 YEARS OLDER THAN IDK WHY SHE'S HELP ME

MY SISTER'S HOT FRIEND IS OVER AND SHE'S LIKE 4 YEARS OLDER THAN IDK WHY SHE'S HELP ME

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This is not a sentence in English. Please reformat, calm down and write it again.

Thank You.

MY SISTER AND PARENTS AREN'T HOME THEY'RE ALL AT WORK

Well, stop shit posting and offer to make her food or a cocktail of Hi-C and vodka.

Was this... Was this google translated?

And the winner of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire is user!!!

Er, toast; not user. Yikes dude. You really name fagging?

hes so horny he can barely type

user, you need to go fuck her NOW. You don't want to be a robot for the rest of your life, right?

too bad i deleted the roofie infographic

MY SISTER GETS OFF A WORK LIKE 10 PM AND ITS 7:49 RN I HAVE LIMITED TIME TO TALK TO YOU GUYS BECAUSE SHE WANTS ME TO HANG OUT AT LIVING ROOM WITH HER AND I'D HAVE TO PRETEND TO USE THE WASHROOM EVERYTIME TO REPLY

nothing will happen give up

MY HEARTS BEATING AT LIKE 200 BPM RN AND I DONT WANNA OVER REACT OR OVER THINK THINGS THAT SHE DOES

Start a relationship and get married. Simple. Pre-marital sex is a sin

hey bro are you in east coast?

NOW I REALLY GOTTA PEE SHOULD I PRETEND THAT I NEED TO WALK OR TAKE MY DOG OUT AT LIKE 8 AT NIGHT?

I feel bad for OP because back when I was young enough to have chances like this I felt the same sheer panic.

If you want real advice, you need to just hang out with her and act like that's normal and like she's your guy friend. The more normal you can pretend everything is, the more likely she is to suck your dick when you show it to her at 8:30.

Just flat out tell her she has amazing tit and ask if you can touch them. Worked for me with my sister.

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>me with my sister
degenerates like you belong on a cross

Ye and im typing on my phone

fellow original VA fag?

bump for the originality of user's sake

stare at her tits and watch her squirm. see how long it takes until she gets creeped out.

How old are you? If underage, like 12, 13, 14, the it ain't gonna work. If 15, 16, 17, or 18 then that could work.

post pics or its a LARP

FUCK HER user FUCK HER SO HARD YOU GET TO LEAVE THIS PLACE FOREVER GOOD LUCK user

I really enjoy the spirit of sheer anticipatory terror this thread conveys.
>SHE WANTS ME TO HANG OUT AT LIVING ROOM WITH HER
"I'll chill with you if you want, Stacy, but I usually hang out in my bedroom."

Note: Only do this if you have a TV or something in your bedroom. If you only have a video game console or computer and she shows interest LET HER PLAY while you spectate or coach. If she's unenthused about your usual sources of entertainment, shrug and vaguely say you're not sure she'd be interested in your other suggestions and ask what she'd like to do together.

Getting a strong underage b& vibe from this thread, in which case the girl is probably still in that early exploring-her-sexuality-and-its-effects-on-men phase.

She's probably fully aware that she's driving you crazy and enjoying every second of it. If you can tip her over the edge and keep the vibe positive, you will literally be able to do whatever you want to her and she will love all of it.

Looks like OP hasn't posted for an hour and a half... and his sister gets home in 30 minutes.

Let's hope she finds OP a little smug and a bit more worldly and finds her friend a bit disheveled with a loose-hipped saunter.

Also, pics or it didn't happen.