You have a Girlfriend Now!

>only 2 posters want a pretty face

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everyones assuming they get the op pic, and get to add on top of it.

if that was the point then the cat girl perk would be useless

>indulges fetishes
>is intellectually stimulating / funny
>is clingy & affectionate
>loves you with all your flaws
>has no guy friends, orbiters, or other alarming relationships

Sorry for being so possessive,
here I'll balance it out
>is a yandere (comes with mental illness)

And just for fetish sake
>is a futanari

Perfect

i know its not smart, but were dealing with average people here.

will spider girl wrap me up in a cozy web blanket every night?

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>is clingy & affectionate
>loves you with all your flaws
>has no guy friends, orbiters, or other alarming relationships
>is a virgin
>is intellectually stimulating / funny

>is a cat girl

>has hourglass figure
>has perfect tits
>has perfect ass
>is intellectually stimulating / funny
>loves you with all your flaws
+
>is a futanari

Literally perfection

I'd rather be single than only get five of those qualities and a 66% chance of having the opposite of the rest.

I will be using a dice roller to figure out what my gf will be
First of all my five guarantees.
>has pretty face
>acts feminine
>is a virgin
>is clingy
>loves you with all your flaws
Now the dice rolls
>she will be taller than me
>she will be intellectual and funny
>She will not have a soft voice (damn really wanted that one)
>she will not be frugal
>she will not cook yummy food
>she will not be easy going
>she will have an hourglass figure (nice)
>she will have perfect tits (damn my luck)
>she will have a perfect ass (i swear i'm not making this up using a die system)
>she will love anal sex (its okay if you stop believing me now)
>she gives surprise blowjobs and swallows (i think i might legit buy a lottery ticket after this)
>she will not indulge fetishes
>she does not want my preferred number of children
>she will not like to clean
>She is white
>She has no mental illnesses
>she has no debt or emotional baggage
>She has no vices, criminal record or addiction
>she does have a guy friend
Ask a guy with a luck stat of 9 anything i guess.

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Grouping 1
>is intellectually stimulating
>is a virgin
>is frugal
>has pretty face
>has no alarming relationships
Grouping 2
>is a futanari
Perfect

>taller than you
>luck stat of 9

Holy based /d/ick heads! What are the odds?

That and the voice thing is why i took it down one point. Gotta admit for a 33% chance of getting the positive qualities i got one amazing qt.

IDK user, looks like he hit the jackpot

>is frugal / won't spend all your money
>wants your preferred number of children (0)
>loves you with all your flaws
>has your preferred ethnicity & accent
>has no debt or emotional baggage

>is a cat girl
will there ever be a girl that won't give a fuck about wealth? id rather stay neet

>has pretty face
>cooks yummy food
>easy going
>virgin
>clingy and affectionate
Add on
>half spider
Wish I could add yandere with the add on but either way spider girls are top top tier

>intellectually stimulating
>loves with flaws
>no addictions, etc
>easygoing. Don't need submissive would probably annoy me desu.
>clingy and affectionate
As long as she's not super fat or hideous, the rest I don't care about. Though I almost added fetish which meant adding race cause if you're going to get feet, better be top tier Asian, but honestly that doesn't matter much.
Depending on how humanoid and abilities I'm might pick alien.
Why can't this be real?

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what could you be datamining this for animeposter
>has soft, feminine voice
>is a virgin
>loves you with all your flaws
>has no addictions, vices, or criminal record
>has your preferred ethnicity & accent
dunno for freebie

>has pretty face
>loves you with all your flaws
>is intellectually stimulating / funny
>has your preferred ethnicity & accent
>is clingy & affectionate

honestly id be fine with all the others being opposite

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>has pretty face
>has hourglass figure
>acts feminine / likes girl stuff
>loves you with all your flaws
>is a catgirl

>has pretty face
>is intellectually stimulating / funny
>acts feminine / likes girl stuff
>is frugal / won't spend all your money
>has no mental illnesses or diseases
>is a cat girl

Oh my, having fantasies is so amazing

I was too fast with my selection and didn't realize you'd let me take the boon of her being a catgirl for free, so I guess I'll take my last point in
>has no guy friends, orbiters, or other alarming relationships

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>cooks yummy food
>has perfect ass
>loves you with all your flaws
>has no guy friends, orbiters, or other alarming relationships
>is clingy & affectionate

>has pretty face
>intellectionally stimulating/funny
>is clingy & affectionate
>loves you with all your flaws
>has no guy friends, orbiters, or other alarming relationships

>is an alien (but please without cliche abduction and test subject stuff, I just want interesting partner to go on weird adventures with)

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>Wants preferred number of children
>Has your preferred ethnicity & accent
>Has pretty face
>Is a virgin
>Loves you with all your flaws
Don't know how she became my gf without that last one desu.

As a bonus.

>Is shorter than me
>Is intellectually stimulating / funny
>Acts feminine / likes girl stuff
>Will spend all my money
>I'll be doing most of the cooking
>Is confrontational
>Is clingy and affectionate
>Has...the reverse of an hourglass figure
>Tits are not perfect
>Ass is not perfect
>Does not love anal sex (no problem honestly)
>No surprise blowjobs
>Indulges fetishes
>Does not genuinely like to clean and organize
>Has a mental illness or disease
>Has no addictions or criminal record
>Has no guy friends, orbiters, or other alarming relationships.
Not as solid as the Canadian dude, but pretty solid.

Based quality posters putting the work into their posts

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>is intellectually stimulating / funny
>loves you with all your flaws
>has no addictions, vices, or criminal record
>has soft, feminine voice
>has no mental illnesses or diseases
+ slime/snake/spider girl maybe

>has soft, feminine voice
>cooks yummy food
>has perfect tits
>has your preferred ethnicity & accent
>has no guy friends, orbiters, or other alarming relationships

>is a yandere (comes with mental illness)

too bad this isn't real bros...

>No guy friends
>indulges fetishes
>clingy & affectionate
>loves you with all your flaws
>loves anal sex

>yandere

>has a pretty face
>cooks yummy food
>has perfect tits
>wants your preferred number of children
>loves me with all my flaws

>is my mom

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>has pretty face
>intellectually stimulating
>frugal
>clingy and affectionate
>cooks yummy food

>also a cat girl

I assumed that being clingy would in turn make her love me unconditionally but what does a virgin know? Posting dice rolls like sound fun (I hope she becomes real one day, user)

>somewhat shorter than me
>not a soft, feminine voice
>doesn't act feminine
>will cook yummy food
>dominant
>not a virgin :(
>hourglass figure
>probably a flat chest
define perfect tits, is this my personal taste or a set size?
>mediocre ass
>but surprise blowjobs
>not kinky at all
>wants children
>loves me unconditionally
>enjoys cleaning
>is a qt jap
>is disabled or mentally unwell
>debt/emotional baggage
>clean with no record
>potentially has orbiters