YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME, Jow Forums
>skincare thread on here
>someone here gives me tips about wearing natural makeup to cover up my acne scars
>do it, look in the mirror, looks alright
>go to party (college friends)
>as soon as I walk in "OH MY GOD user ARE YOU WEARING MAKEUP"
>"W-W-W-W [stutter so hard I can't even get a word out]
>do a 360 and walk the fuck out of there
You fucking motherfucker. Now I'll always be known as the makeup guy. Fuck you.
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why walk out. the situation seems fine if you just laugh along or banter back
>go to party (college friends)
>as soon as I walk in "OH MY GOD user ARE YOU WEARING MAKEUP"
The guy who noticed wants to fuck you user.
A girl said that. They all laughed at me. I went to my car in the parking garage and cried for an hour
>"I-its called WAR PAINT"
>>do a 360 and walk the fuck out of there
That means you are going in the same direction as you would originally
Insecure much?
Women and gays just have a lot more practice blending and making it natural. Either put your balls on man up and put the fucking makeup on or put your balls on man up and get medical therapy for your acne and setup giving a fuck about a temporary condition.
Do you just stay home for a week of you get a bad haircut too?
Hello friend, are you new?
OH NO NO NO AHAHAH
That's what you get, fag!
>go to party (college friends)
what did you expect to happen? if people know you they know your face, even if they can't spot the makeup they won't think you magically look different now so they'll suspect
This. You're a whiny bitch OP.
Fuck you. All you bitches always go on and on about self-improvement, so I self improve, and I get laughed out of a room. I think they might have taken photos too
>say you had a sore on your face you didn't feel comfortable about and that it's temporary
>go home after the party and wash off the makeup
>everyone forgets in a week
you're autistic amd you have only yourself to blame
If you have no experience with makeup you probably didn’t match the concealer to your skin tone or blend it right. Hence why a girl noticed it.
Because you looked so good, duh
You can always spot makeup from a million miles away, even if it's just light foundation.
>do shit job with make up
>get called out
>instead of owning it, literally laughed out the room
Lmao, get wrecked get. The first time I put on make up, I went on a date, she didn’t notice and found it confident when I told her I was wearing some.
Quit posting this bait thread over and over faggot! Fuck off back to r9k!
>do a 360
>end up facing them again
user....
Fucking lel
You didn't self improve, you just covered up the problem. Go to /fa/, check out the general, and do what they say. Now fuck off.
No, you cherry picked one response out of an entire thread telling you it was a bad idea.
Makeup for men is fucking retarded and unless you're ready to own the flaming homo reputation, stay the fuck away from that shit.
Fake and stupid. Stop trying to make a meme and have sex loser.
>falling for bait this shitty
helllo new amigo
>put on make up
>instantly act like a girl
maybe those trannies are right after all
Why do you have to use such a harsh slur? You feel better about yourself, little man?
Nigger.
Did your makeup run?
>Yeah, I put on makeup because I don't like my acne scars
And just like that you go from insecure faggot to confident but weird dude.
Well done new cancer you fell for it back to plebbit
weeaboos cannot
Faggot.
>be in high school
>have a fair bit of acne
>use mom's cover up, little dabs over the pimples
>think it looks much better, face looks so clear
>several months after I start doing this I'm standing outside between classes and a girl walks by and says "nice makeup"
It's better to have blemishes then to be caught wearing makeup for blemishes.
tf nigga
>"Yeah I'm scarred up pretty bad so I'm trying something out. If it's that noticeable I guess I'm just not that good at it and I'll have to figure something else out".
Not our fault you're an uncontrollable autistic fruit who cant handle unexpected social bobs and weaves.
make up is for women. That's what you get, faggot
>skincare
>makeup
Pick one
that's still cringe and beta with that passive aggressive second sentence.
2/10 b8 made me reply
80s pop stars used to wear makeup and they plowed. have you tried self confidence?
Keked
Not as cringe as the cry and run.
I still don't belive you listen to it
You put the face paint on, we didn't
Start critiquing the girls make-up, give her tips but be passive-aggresive about it. Establish dominance.
>off Jow Forums for a while
>come back expecting the same boring shit as always
>see this
>someone here gives me tips about wearing natural makeup to cover up my acne scars
>vice.com
lmao faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
I assure you, it's not funny
>that headline
one the hardest copes I've ever seen in my fucking life
It is to us, baby girl.
Go full tranny. That's the only way. Claim you were trying to explore your gender identity and got bullied by TERFs and feel unsafe. Cry some more. Tell them your name is Melinda.
No one noticed when my little sis did it for me, so that's not true.
You're a fucking ass hole
Are you crying again, Melinda? Shh it's OK baby.
LMFAO FUCKING RETARD. DID YOU FALL FOR THE KOREAN SKIN CARE SHILL TOO?
you're a little bitch OP, learn to wear makeup next time, i wear a light foundation that matches my skin tone to make my face smoother, and wear tight lined eyeliner to make my eyes stand out, learn to be a theoretical tranny faggot
Pretty sure op isn't lying. I was in that thread for skincare.
Pretty sure OP isn't lying. I was at the party and yelled "HE CUTE" right after OP ran out.
Pretty sure OP isn't lying. I was the girl laughing at him.
>establish dominance by acting like a catty girl
Just realized out immature and childish this site is. I'm out maybe I'll stick around for the self improvement posts
>You fucking motherfucker. Now I'll always be known as the makeup guy. Fuck you.
>western """"""""""men""""""""""
you just realized this? I know this thread is fake and bait, but you should at least be a little more realistic with it
See you later girl.
Dude who wears a bit of makeup here. Just find a concealer that matches your skin tone. The trick is you have to check the makeup under natural light to see if it’s blended in right. If someone points it out just say it’s a bronzing thing to even out your tan/skintone. Otherwise don’t give a fuck.
it's cope o'clock
I keep seeing Asian dudes with this shimmery smooth skin, they've gotta be wearing makeup
well, asian males are the closest to females, so probably
Explain
kek wtf
People are actually taking the bait literally the same thing was posted on /fa/
>I have never seen a copypasta before in my entire life
low iq retard
>laughing at people bullying you
You're a cuck.
>getting bullied
Say 'yeah, trying to cover my acne. Wanna teach me how to do it better?'
Jesus the autists on here
You deserved it faggot, act like a real man and dry fast to solve your skin issues
Get a tinted moisturizer that matches your skin tone. Go to the makeup store and ask for help. They will hook you up. It's expensive so be ready for that. But it works great!