I want to join a gym but there's so many pics and videos out there of Staceys mocking women of size...

I want to join a gym but there's so many pics and videos out there of Staceys mocking women of size. I don't want to go viral.

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Make sure you have the technique right. It's the only thing (apart from excessive bragging) non-retards laugh about.

Stay strong!

stay fat forever then

I'm still losing weight because of my diet. But I want to get toned.

Shoo shoo

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Practice at home. Learn the moves and workouts. Then go. Don’t wander around aimlessly, and don’t do dumb shot worthy of mockery like eating chips on the treadmill.

>get toned
lol fucking women man

Just learn the proper way to workout at home first so you dont ridicule yourself fatty

What if I did my lifting routine, then ate egg whites for protein and muscle recovery while I do cardio on the bike?

What's up with the influx of men pretending to be women and posting on Jow Forums ? Is it the influx of trannies?

females don't browse Jow Forums.

Shut up you fucking faggot

What's wrong with wanting to get toned? I want Michelle Obama's arms

So you’re either a troll or dumb. Finish you’re workout, eat after.

Got nudes from a chick I met on fit once

Fuck them. Just go and train. Dont eat chips or other stupid stuff in the gym and no one will make fun of you I guess.
Here in germany ppl dont do that shit.

but for optimal gains, shouldn't I eat protein straight away. If I spend an hour on the bike then that's a whole hour without protein when my muscles should be building.

Wear a disguise

Was she fire?

No. Put your fork down for an hour and ride the bike, fatty. You'll be glad you did

i suppose i could eat them in the bathroom and then do my spinning routine

What

This goes for every fat person, irrespective of their gender: You going to the gym to be a better version of yourself is a beautiful thing. Everyone starts from somewhere. Even Arnold started with light weights. Don’t worry about what other judgemental people must be thinking about you. If someone doesn’t like the way you look, they can look away. Don’t worry, don’t care. Just focus on you.

Was her dick feminine

if not troll: you don't build muscle while training, but while recovering from training and timing your meals has little to no impact.

Can confirm no penis at all

>women of size
>optimal gains
You should be shooting for optimal losses

I want to gain muscle while I lose fat so I can be toned

You have to become the Stacy femanon.

imagine being this blue

>I want Michelle Obama's arms
Then just shoot some test for them tranny gainz.

It's not "really" a thing. There is such a thing as "resting tone" that only matters at very low bf% when you have a decent amount of muscle. When most people say they want to "tone" they mean lose bodyfat and waterweight.

can you sit on my face?

ew no

Listen, I've been working out in all female gyms for my entire adult life. In most gyms women don't actually do that. We pay little to no attention to eachother. What you see online is a very small fraction of the millions of gyms and Stacies (Stacys? Staci? Wtf is the plural, help) out there.

you won't go viral unless you do exceptionally dumb shit. now go. I believe in you and wish you the best fren

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Many of us are actually women you idiot

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yeah we do

I've never seen said videos plzz link they seem fun

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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Joining a gym to lose weight is pointless. Literally just eat less and go for a run twice a week. How fucking hard can that be?

it's not hard to be '''''''fit'''''''' as a woman, just don't eat.

Honestly it’s only the ones with REALLY weird bodies who get picked on. Post body pick and we’ll judge if you’re fine or not.

Think about it, you got the gym as a fatty and go viral, but after 1 year you'll look different no one will know it was you unless you slip up and get fat again. Good incentive if you ask me

>scared of some stupid bitch
Just stay indoors and eat.

>Women of size
All women are of size. Yours is simply too fucking large to be acceptable. Stop using idiotic language to bait (you)s and put down the fork. Also post body or confirmed bait.

Don’t worry bro, no one cares about what you’re doing. For all they care you’re just another dude trying to get big.

>your only value is your beauty and health
>especially as it relates to your reproductive ability

Get your fat ass in the gym

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you don't really join a gym to get in shape. You get in shape first and then join the gym to stroke your ego. Just don't eat for a year and then get your membership srs

get a grip faggot. F = ma. If staceys mock you then knock em down as picture related.

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STOP EATING BREAD

Become my wheyfu bb

There not bad a fine goal for a chick

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"she" is a man

should i take the varpill

Death to niggers and faggots

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stop eating

You dont need the gym. Just eat less. Running or any cardio sport you enjoy is a good bonus but not even necessary. Dont fall for the "fitness" meme and end up with manly arms and shoulders.

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