>roastie hits 25-30 >literally goes insane over her fading youth >starts taking creepy filtered pics of herself, because it's the only way she can still look and feel young >just makes it worse >fans/orbiters dwindle >all tweets/instagram and facebook posts become "POSITIVITY!!!" oriented like "THANKS GUYS!!! :) Had such a great time with you all today xoxo" >decades upon decades of this sad cat lady behavior, all so she could enjoy being a princess between ages 16 and 25
looks 50 eventually we robots have the last laugh when their prettiness is turned into ashes
Jeremiah Ross
Courtney has had a ton of botched plastic surgery plus years and years of battling an eating disorder. She's also fucking 54. Go you're autistic.
Ethan Garcia
She looks amazing for pushing 40. You just have shit taste.
Elijah Anderson
her neck rings look like rope marks after a poorly executed suicide
Levi Long
That's a reach.
Brandon Wilson
Women begin going insane as soon as their "peak" beauty fades, they start obsessing over it around 24-26
For a fun time, try going on Bumble and setting your target age range to 25-33. It's like being on a safari for cat ladies. They are all going insane from desperation.
Cameron Diaz got married at 40 does that make you mad? That she had a whirlwind romance with a famous punk rocker when she was middle aged and you're still a virgin? Yikes.
Jeremiah Martin
i can't believe there is an actual roastie melting down in this thread
is this really how you want to be spending your fertile years? getting mad on the internet? shouldn't you be finding a husband lol
Luke Thomas
Stay mad virgin. The more you post her the stronger she grows.
how do I deal with knowing my wife is going to age and I'll just be stuck with some fat old frump
Ethan Diaz
why would i want anything from those old bitches
Wyatt Taylor
she is rich, i would marry her too for green card and $$$
Daniel Gonzalez
you divorce her and proceed to fuck young whores and sugar babies
Christopher Bailey
such a gollum on the right my precious gollum gollum
Connor Wood
Her husband is worth 16 million apparently. He's not some broke Mexican.
Julian Rivera
>famous punk rocker
Sorry but even as someone who enjoyed Good Charlotte in their hey day he's hardly famous for his music. He's probably more famous for dating Paris Hilton's best friend which says a lot.
