Nothing beats having real sex with a person

>t. Never fucked in a lucid dream
You're gonna have your mind blown the fuck out and wonder why even bother ever being awake.
Just make sure you don't accidentally redirect your senses to your real body, that wakes you up and most people confuse it for just being over-excited.

Whats it like?

I doubt it can replace real human emotional connection and intimacy, a dream still isn't real.

It is true. You can't replace the feeling of someone actually getting off on your dick. You can feel her body temperature rise and smell her breath, sweat and vag. Now I want to fuck.

Look into lucid dreams, they're way more vivid than regular dreams. If you practice enough you can feel and see clearer than you would IRL, but it can make you feel "mentally tired", like you've been focusing for too long.
>emotional intimacy
You can create a "persistant world" to come to every time you go lucid, this doubles for the people inside. Its like a world full of tulpas, but it'll take time for you to make it consistent.
I've been meaning to make a decent guide for lucid dreams because all of the other sources are absolutely polluted with garbage up to the neck, probably going to make a wiki of it or something.
A very basic tl;dr:
>look up on how to make a dreamland (related to tulpas)
>just read up on the tulpa creation process and apply it to a world
>sleep consistently, write down your dreams to improve memory
>increase your focusing ability, that's enough to get suddenly lucid and all things related

I have a chance to fuck a fat girl. Only talked to her for 2 days. She is large. I'm not sure how desperate I am but I want to fuck someone but I've never been into fat girls.

Maybe I'd be so horny it wouldn't matter.
Pic related.

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I bet heroin does.

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>tfw not comftrable with my own body or my current realationship status
how do you do it?

You will be fine once you see the pussy or get your dick sucked

have you ever had hot chocolate?

sex with someone you love and who loves you is much better. esp after some time beign together and you know which positions/slight kinks you both like and arent afraid to share them with each other

Tons of things are better than sex.

Great dinner is better than sex.
Warm bath is better than sex.
Taking a bicycle trip around the countryside is better than sex.
Edging your dick all day to the most degenerate porn imaginable is better than sex.

I could go on, fuckton of things are better than sex, sex is really like a mid-tier when it comes to the output of pleasure. The only people who hype sex as the greatest thing since sliced bread are virgins and relationship-obsessed NPCs.

>Nothing
Yeah. No. There are better things.

I haven't had sex since Friday I'm so fucking horny reeeeeee

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I don't know if that's because I'm getting old but having sex is not so good anymore. Almost like boring in a way. My wife does everything in bed - every single thing. And yet it's like I did it all and it's just meh now. Maybe having sex is really good in the first 'years' then after a while it becomes normal.. like eating good food for the first time becomes boring after a while.

drugs are for sure originally better than sex

Give me a single reason why porn isn't entirely superior to sex. Porn offers me
>variety of genres
>variety of girls
>variety of angles
>variety of fetishes
>full control
>it's all about my pleasure, I can go at any pace, for as long as I want
>always there for me
>can spice it up with modern inventions like VR, sex toys etc
What can sex offer me? One 6/10 girl? POV perspective? Having to be careful and considerate? Sure sounds like fun times.

At the top of my head I can think of winning the lottery and I'd say that beats it by a very long shot.

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Don't forget free. Physicalfags are cuckred out of money

>doesn't feel even 1/100th as good
>no feeling of human intimacy or connection with another person you care for
>have to look at another dude's penis and pretend it's you
>at the end you still have to ESC out of full screen and close xvideos instead of holding the girl tightly as you catch your breath

>doesn't feel even 1/100th as good
Wrong
>no feeling of human intimacy or connection with another person you care for
I hate humans so thats a plus
>have to look at another dude's penis
>implying thats a bad thing
Cocks are awesome m8
>at the end you still have to ESC out of full screen and close xvideos instead of holding the girl tightly as you catch your breath
Good because once I nut I lose any interest in women for 3-4 hours, having to deal with a warm body still hanging there sounds nightmarish.

The best steak I ever had was a 16oz Ribeye cooked medium-rare at Alexander's Steakhouse in Peoria, IL. The best sex I've ever had doesn't touch how good the feeling of the first bite of that steak was.

The love of Jesus Christ

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this is some really sad cope. sometimes jerking off to porn is great and its free from any strings attached but having sex with someone you really love is infinitely better. hope you find someone bro

Its boring because you've done it all with the same person for so long plus the older you get the less drive you have and then can't be bothered with it, I'm not advocating for cheating tho.

Porn only makes my longing for real sex stronger, porn is empty at this point, all this choice doesn't replace the real thing, having someone to cuddle with, even better if their forward and dominant but not too much is really hot.

Financial security is even better

Do you think men who flew into space ever enjoyed sex again?

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additionally, it is not as strenuous a physical ordeal to just move your arm and hand

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Gonna have to disagree here, lad. I don't want love or affection, just a hole to plug and that makes a sex doll ideal.

Lies. Nothing beats having real sex with multiple people

>heroin
>meth
>low does of mushrooms
>getting drunk and fucking off

I think its about time we stop worrying about how icels feel. Get the fuck off a board that slanders women and ruins their image and actually talk to them or STFU. If you are still on r9k you deserve to be an incel.

By throwing around such a claim you basically admit you've fucked like 3000 different animals, corpses and assorted objects. Anything else and you're just clueless.

this

in my experience (i fucked 4 girls) it wasn't even better than fapping

>sex with someone you really love
not everyone can "really love" another human

>can't defend sex so he needs to throw "love" into the mix
LMAO normalfags