Nofap

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Willing to do everything but the last 3

>>nofap
Once a week
>>no porn
yes
>>no processed foods
Once a week
>>no
yes
>>no alcohol
yes
>>cold showers
lukewarm showers, finish up with 1 minute of cold water
>>meditating
yes
>>cleaning your room
yes
>>reading books
yes
>>clean bulking
yes
>>lifting
yes
>>going to bed early
yes
>>waking up early
yes
>>calisthenics
yes
>>interminet fasting
yes
>>mewing
got good jaw already
>>bible study
why? already studied throughout 12 years of school
>>farming your own food
useless

You forgot the most important one.
>No Jow Forums

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>bible study
Shouldn’t you be studying the Torah on your way to the Talmud, goyim?

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>lukewarm showers, finish up with 1 minute of cold water
Pussy. All in or nothing brah. Unless you're still new. After 2 weeks no excuses

What if I get literal brain freeze and it becomes physically painful?

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>bible study
>not regular attendance at the divine services
almost there OP

Lmao this is the exact same thread I saw yesterday

>nofap
Yeah but I still bust in my gf multiple times a week
>no porn
Yes
>no processed foods
No
>no drugs
Weed like twice a year
>no alcohol
Yes because alcohol and being drunk is overrated
>cold showers
No
>meditating
Yes, but yoga for meditation, not sitting on my ass or laying in bed
>cleaning your room
Yeah because I was raised to keep my shit clean
>reading books
I'm a college fag so yeah
>clean bulking
Yeah
>lifting
Yeah
>going to bed early
Depends on my schedule
>waking up early
Depends on my schedule
>calisthenics
Just pull ups
>interminet fasting
Not there yet but maybe eventually
>mewing
Lmao no
>bible study
Really
>farming your own food
Gardening is fun I guess

tell me how to socialize? I'm 26 khv. tell me. All I want to do is get away from people because they will talk about relationships and sex and know this about me.

Then you are a cuck and need to do it more

I think this faggot is actually a femoid

> he still drinks caffeine
Have fun consuming the Jew’s urine

fpbp

Socializing takes practice, its like an advanced game. Talk to a lot of people and try to make a lot of friends, you'll get the hang of socializing by just putting yourself out there. Do your best not to be creepy.

>nofap
no

>no porn
no

>no processed foods
no

>no drugs
yes

>no alcohol
yes

>cold showers
yes

>meditating
yes

>cleaning your room
no

>reading books
yes

>clean bulking
no

>lifting
yes

>going to bed early
no

>waking up early
kinda

>calisthenics
yes

>interminet fasting
inadvertently

>mewing
yes

>bible study
no

>farming your own food
no

>nofap
Yes but I still fuck hookups weekly
>no porn
Yes
>no processed foods
No, too much effort
>no drugs
Tabacco is social settings
>no alcohol
I can down half a bottle of Smirnoff right now
>cold showers
Fuck that
>meditating
Never tried it
>cleaning your room
Only before a date comes but I also never eat in my room so there's not a mess to really clean
>reading books
Occasionally
>clean bulking
Any bulk is a good bulk
>lifting
6 days a week
>going to bed early
Depends on my mood
>waking up early
Yes but not my choice
>calisthenics
Lots of them
>interminet fasting
OMAD
>mewing
Lmao nah
>bible study
Nah
>farming your own food
Nah

post body

>nofap
>no porn
>no processed foods
>cold showers
>interminet fasting
>bible study
>farming your own food
>mewing
Bullshit memes, ignore

>no drugs
>no alcohol
>meditating
>cleaning your room
>reading books
>clean bulking
>lifting
>going to bed early
>waking up early
Reasonable

>calisthenics
If you lift, why bother?

Sounds boring as shit. When do you hang out with friends? Take a nap? Kick back to relax a movie or play some vidya? Do you want this?

OP has left humanity behind, can't you tell?

put me in the screencap pls

That's because all the things you do DON'T lead to a gf.

You should do:
>socializing daily

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>4

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literally me haha

How is fasting a meme?

fuck off asshole.....i want somebody to love me so badly, it's an almost physical pain in my chest, every day it hurts worse.

>bible study

>going to hell

>have sex

>le SPIRITUAL, not religious xD
shut the fuck up roastie
>>>/instagram/

> Reading the bible is ok.
Practicing any kind of organized religion is beta

Ah protestants, it's so funny when you see one, they think their bible was dropped from the sky just like you have right now, that the apostles didn't create a church, that the patristic doesn't exist, that written scriptures were more important then the oral tradition at the time, etc

Shouldn't you be sucking sabbatai zevi's dick you little jew?

>yes, a woman in my life will finally make me happy
you guys are so clueless

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Plenty of women make plenty of mens lives happy. Stop being bitter and find yourself a nice gal.

Good job! Your life is still meaningless and no one cares about your monkmode try hard stuff.

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this guy is actually right. as cringe as that idea sounds you can' deny that the modern day church is pretty far removed from the word of god.

>going to bed early
>waking up early
I would unironically do this if I didn't have faggot roommate who plays video games, watches YouTubers and anime till 2AM.
Why do people love wasting their day so they can do nothing at night?

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Literally boot camp lmfao
>no porn
>no fap
>no drugs
>no alcohol
>cold showers
>cleaning your rack
>going to bed early
>wakeup early
>workout all day

Lmao

What if you can't have cold showers because you need to use warm water for your Penomet penis pump?

Anyone have that pasta about the lookism guy talking about his autistic min-maxed day from morning to night.

>no internet

You forgot the most important one

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fpbp

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I feel it too, brother. That hollow ache which worsens whenever I see a cute one, or remember they exist

Guess I'm as good as dead than. Literally can't think of anything else I want, other than to spend more time in nature.

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Does mewing actually work?

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>the one Holy Catholic Church, founded by Jesus Christ, acting on His behalf, is far removed from God
I'm not going to deny that the state of the mosern church is bad but no natter what it will keep being His church

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Top right of the screencap pls

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>Not sleeping on the floor
It's like you're not even trying...

Put me in the screencap.

At night everyone is as lonely as we are awake.

>Can't share your dreams

>Regular sex with gf
>Regular social contact with high status males
>Regular physical sport with high status males
>Challenging, rewarding employment
>Regular time spent in nature
>Healthy diet
>Regular sauna
>Heavy lifting
>Cardio

Asceticism is the cowards discipline. Abstinence is the easiest form of self-discipline. Commitment to action is profoundly difficult. Get better

hahahah fr

Based trips

>Only bitches
>No gf
>Why do you even lift

>>nofap
Yes
>>no porn
Yes
>>no processed foods
1-2 a week
>>no drugs
Sure
>>no alcohol
Only a beer once in a while if I am not cutting
>>cold showers
Yeah, sometimes
>>meditating
Yes
>>cleaning your room
Yes
>>reading books
I should do it more often
>>clean bulking
Yeah, no, a little fat gain is easily lost
>>lifting
Yes
>>going to bed early
Yes
>>waking up early
Yes
>>calisthenics
Yes, weighted ones
>>interminet fasting
Yep
>>mewing
Nope
>>bible study
I read it every day and pray
>>farming your own food
Yeah, I live on village

Stil 24 year virgin in pic related body

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fpbp

Never change/fit/

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You don't understand. People knowing this shit about me makes me not want to talk to them in the first place. I have friends already and it's the only reason I haven't killed myself.

How will OP EVER recover?

sounds like a shitty life though

You forgot
>have sex

gay

why would you even tell anyone about that shit dude? unless it's a childhood friend it's absolutely unreasonable to tell people this shit because it's really frowned upon
haven't you watched The 40 year old virgin?
Fake it till you make it, it worked for me and I am a 4/10 shitskinned manlet king

that's a fucking chad cope right there, someone with this amount of resolve absolutely left behind any need for intimacy

You can't if you are ugly and aware of it, cunt, that's not bitterness, it's coping with a heavy handicap

What the actual fuck happened to that dudes face? His headshape is fucking disgusting.

he's heavily shopped on this set, but I'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks he looks freaking stupid

THEN WHY DO I STILL CRAVE IT

I'm not talking about myself, I'm talking about the hypothetical person who does everything listed on the OP and still doesn't have a girlfriend, that person doesn't gives a shit about it.

Based off the book of ezekiel I'm pretty sure there is a chance that god would likely have abandoned the church given its current state.