How many calories does weed actually have?

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Wait weed has CALORIES

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calories are a social construct

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based NIGGGGGGGGEH posters

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somebody actually answer this please

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racists need to be shot on-sight

ayy lmao

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it only has calories if you freebase it retards

It depends on the route of administration. Can you be more specific?

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smoke my nigga
shut up and boohoo at home

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>didn't get trips
pathetic, kys racist loser

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I don't know honestly. Why does it matter? Are you in a cutting plateau? Just fast and you'll lose fat if that's what you're after.

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i was doing pretty well for years smoking my gram in the evening after work but recently i was going to do a further education program paid by my employer and i didnt expect they would drug test all of us
well my system was soaked with THC and i was thrown out of the program
i have to wait 3 months now so my body can get rid of all of the THC
then i have to start taking 3 drug tests for another 3 months which will have to come clean so i can keep my job and get sent back to further education
so far i havent smoked in 2 months and next month i will take the first test
problem is i have started to drink about a bottle of wodka per 3 days
im starting to get a belly and i think its also seriously impeding my recovery from workouts
fuck why cant weed be legal its calorie neutral and doesnt tax the body anywhere close to alcohol

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Sucks bro I’m sorry that happened to you. Nothing we can do but wait. In our lifetime I imagine it’ll be like booze. Just gotta wait

yea i hope so
ive already cut down on the booze again the past 8 days
this shit has to stop

da blunt is the fatty, not you.

The alcohol is so bad I'm SO many ways. I hope you can find a way to quit. I just quit drinking in February and I'm still kicking myself for not doing it 10 years ago when I was 20. It's not worth it but live your life. Best of luck to you.

Next time I have access to a bomb calorimeter and a nug I'll post a thread about it. That won't happen any time soon though, so if any chemfags can do this at school you should get on it.

Here's something really quick I found
google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.plantphysiol.org/content/plantphysiol/9/2/323.full.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwju9ojn387iAhUEbq0KHcG4CsQQFjAAegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw1K-Wk_UdloOzZ61Vapax_e

1g of dry Cannabis sativa = 5890.7 Calories.

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Drywall has calories. Everything has calories.

What would be interesting to look into is how many calories does high purity THC oil or wax contain.