I've been doing barbell hip thrusts in excess of 600lbs, and now this fatty is hitting me up and clearly wants my dick...

I've been doing barbell hip thrusts in excess of 600lbs, and now this fatty is hitting me up and clearly wants my dick. It has been a while (2 months) since I've had sex. What is a good weight to hip thrust to adequately fuck a fatty?

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Compare asses and see whose is bigger

For W the weight of the fatty and T her thickness factor and t yours, L the load on the bar should be :

L(W,T,t) = W*(exp[T/(10*t)]+1)

How do you calculate the thickness factor?

Do hip thrusts make your dick bigger? wtf are you talking about. You must have a sub 6 baby dick and hip thrusts are your cope

Sweet lord id fuckin have a field day with her.
That is thick, not fat.

Guess dinner can wait.
Another round of pocket pool for this hombre, thanks op.

no, shes definitely fat and it's going to be obvious when she takes the jeans off. she's still really hot though.

Bro you have a fucked up perception of women if you think thats fat.
Shes thick, literally thick.
Her fat is shaped nicely.
Fat is huge belly, small ass, fat legs, fat arms. That chick has none of that.
Bro ive fucked chicks with what you would probably consider perfect bods.
Id rather have op chick pic.

Not him but nigger she has fat, ok. I mean I'd fuck her bloody, but that ass is fat.

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Eyeometer

I would pay her to eat a bunch of burritos and fart directly into my nostrils all night long.

Based

Ocular assessment

>It has been a while (2 months)

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she'd be hot if she lost like 30 lbs

she's going to complain about your dick don't bother

This bitch got some long ass toes

Good fat. Damn look at her face and hair. Total package. Bet her puss gets wet af.
Thick girls always have super wet puss

A man of taste and culture

It is really amazing how many low test soiboy dicklets there are who would say this girl is fat.

If you can't identify this girl as THICC as fuck with near flawless proportions vs a fat whale, you are a numale faggot who likes flat gooks

BREHSSSSSS

cute feet

thank you based physics user

I'm assuming 0>=T>=1?

until you see her in person, let's just take her ig shot with a grain of salt and assume she is using some form of angle and pose to make her look less fat. She definitely thicc as hell

Thanks bro.
Infact the more i look at her the more perfect she looks. Beautiful collar bone area, small wrists and hands. Honestly didnt realize how big her tits are. Was too distracted by her mind blowing hip ass and thigh proportions.

Yes big dick is needed for this girl. No not crazy 10 inch pornstar dick. Just a solid 6.5/7 by 6 inches. Also itd help to be not a manlet.

A GODDESS

No angle can really make that much of a difference. Infact this front facing angle is probably the hardest to distort.

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What's the unit of measurement for thiccness?

Not really. Look at her feet and ass, her feet are more forward which means she's pulling her pelvis backward and arching her back. Classic misdirection to make your hips look wider. Hands are strategically placed over the outline of her only bare area at the waist and pants are pulled up to the bellybutton, which hides any muffin top, a wider waist and/or fat spillover. Her hands are also pulling up on her pants to smooth the outline of her lower body. The photo is also extremely grainy and blurry so there's no doubt that photoshop is in employ as well. Assuming she didn't photoshop her hip dip away, a lack of hip dips is extremely rare in the female population, especially for someone that thick. It isn't rare in the instagram thot population though, thanks to hip surgery. She may have also had her lower rib removed for a narrower waist.

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>Her fat is shaped nicely.
no, im telling you that it's all stuffed into the jeans. why do you think chicks love to hike up their jeans and wear yoga pants that go up to the bellybutton? they stuff all the side fat in there and it makes their butts look amazing.

I got something I want to stuff into their yoga pants bruddeh

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10 Tcc is an occular margin for the estimated average thiccness

Go to the subreddit instagramreality and be amazed at how much editing goes on in normal girls' insta photos. This may not be a simple angle trick but I'm highly suspicious it isn't shopped.

No way that isn't photoshopped

Okay okay, shed be a good fuck.
Longterm... probably not the best choice.
Yes id prefer a normal white girl that has a decent ass.

r/desixchick/

Do more loomis
>Tfw anatomy drawfag btfos all the Instagram thots

based and anglepilled

Fucking kek

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As guy who loves thicc and fat chicks, and has fucked plenty of both, OP's girl would definitely look like what most would fat from most angles once those clothes came off.

W = 180 lb
T = 1.0
t = 0.1

L(200,1.0,0.1) = 180 lb * (exp[1.0 / (10 * 0.1]+1)
L = 1330.03 lb

Good luck OP

based although this is only calculating for one repetition of thrusting/fucking. Can you demonstrate this over time

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braps per hour

>when this baby hits 88 BRAAAPS per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit

Has anyone of you actually seen what these girls look like naked? Their stomach looks like a huge pouch over their vagina and they have fat rolls everywhere + stretch marks

This

Lmaoooo this is so true. The pants were designed to make guys think fat chicks look better than they really do. I fell for it being the first girl I ever smashed. Went to skinny girls and never went back

She looks like one of those anime hentai toddy monsters that people fantasize about. Why couldn't I have that when I was younger!

>stomach looks like a huge pouch over
that's unironically my fetish

It's shopped you fucking idiots, look at the blur around the top of her zipper and her hands.

No. That's fat.

not always, sometimes they have a relatively flat stomach and store all their fat in their thighs/ass

I'd love to fuck that girl and I don't really like whales but she looks like a slut.

Fuck her then post nonshopped picture after. It's the only way. For thickness science.

it's not shopped, just google her and check yourself

twitter.com/Desixchick24

I don't think she contacted you.

My friend, this is fat. She has lucky fat distribution so she's still moderately attractive to certain type of men, but it's still fat. She might not be morbidly obese, but she's pushing the lmao bmi scale.

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