Be me

>be me
>been late for work 3 times in my 7 months employed for this company
>boss tells me "if ur late again ur fucking fired"
>today wake up 30 minutes past start time
>ohfuck.png
>check phone expecting calls/texts
>1 voicemail asking where i was 8 minutes before start time
>then 1 text after start time saying don't come in
>have to go in tomorrow
>sweating bullets still

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>>then 1 text after start time saying don't come in

looks like youre off the hook lad

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Have you heard of these things called alarms? You can set them on your smart phone and it will make an annoying beeping noise to wake you up at whatever time you set it for. You can even set them up to reoccur automatically!

they're just gonna serve you your term letter so don't worry about it.

i mean, it's not like you have any chance of keeping the job now, so what's the concern?

Are you stupid? You don't have to go in tomorrow as you're fired.

>1 voicemail asking where i was 8 minutes before start time
Sounds like you were working for an asshole anyway.

have 2 alarm clocks and 1 on my phone that plays loud ass death metal music and i sleep through everything

i work construction so my boss will chew me out in front of everyone really badly before firing me, doesn't feel very good

Office hours are ridiculous. I'd perform twice as well if I started and finished 4 hours later.

lol just don't even show up. If you do they're going to send you home.

I dont think you have to worry about going in tomorrow unless you want to get bitched at and turn in your name tag, you have already ghosted them.

if you really need the job just pull a george and play like it didnt happen

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the 1 important thing i left out because i'm a beta cuck is i'm an apprentice in a trade so i'll be "sent back to the hall" where i take classes with people who will know i fucked up or ill be kicked out of the program

the shame is real
t's either
>work under someone who is mega pissed at you for fucking up over and over again
or
>go back to school with 1 last chance for whoever you end up working for again to not be late n shit again

Dont go in tomorrow lel youll be fine

so don't go in tomorrow

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i worked as a phone customer service cuck a few years back. one of those companies where upper management talks about family and brings in beer on friday evenings to hang out and chillax. one guy got cut 2 weeks in because he wasnt handling enough tickets and he came back after being escorted downstairs screaming about killing the young 25yo manager we had. i think he was nigerian and had a cool accent

This, show up tomorrow and pretend NOTHING happened the day before. Act like you got no messages and that it was a day off.

>work job cashiering at store
>work six hour shift
>shift ends, no customers in lane
>turn lane off and leave
>next day get chewed out for not "asking permission"
>laugh, take off my badge, drop it on the floor and leave

I wish that was what really happened

Asking permission for what?

you have to ask for permission to leave freely from work when your shift is over wagie, you know what they say! free time is a convenience!

I didn't ask if I could leave, I just left. Which seems to me to be completely normal but apparently personal time is up to the discretion of the company

I don't understand why you need permission. Can't you just tell them you're leaving?

No. This is America. There are no protections workers unless you are a teacher or something like that so you basically are at the mercy of technocratic corporate overlords who put vindictive women in charge of everything

retail generally has shit hours because if you are supposed to only work X amount of hours if at the time of you leaving they happen to be busy you'll be working up to closing time that day depending on the event/season because they don't want to be understaffed. so if you leave without asking your boss then you're basically saying you don't care about your co workers having to struggle to help people

>a retarded concept

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