Walk into gym

>walk into gym
>"HOLY DIVER, YOUVE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA"

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How about a different dio song youtu.be/4vDjoLOAA6k

>walk into gym
>GREASY SLICKED DOWN BODY, GROOVY LEATHER TRIM, LIKE THE WAY YOU HOLD THE ROAD MAMA IT AIN'T NO SIN, TALKIN' BOUT LOVE

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RIDE THE TIGER, YOU CAN SEE HIS STRIPES BUT YOU KNOW HE'S CLEAN!

>walk into gym
>THOR, ODIN'S SON
>PROTECTOR OF MANKIND
>RISE TO MEET YOUR FATE
>YOUR DESTINY AWAITS

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OH DONT YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

>walk into gym
>I'M A MESS I'M A LOSER
>I'M A HATER I'M A USER
>I'M A MESS FOR YOUR LOVIN'
>IT'S TRUE

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GOTTA GET AWAY

Based taste

>walk into gym
>it's silent because I have a home gym

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>walk into gym
>”DIRTY DEEDS THUNDER CHIEF”

>Holy diver
>Not rainbow in the dark

>Walk into Gym
>Put in headphones
>SITTING CROSS LEGGED ON THE FLOOOOOR
>TWENTY FIVE OR SIX TO FOOOOOUUUUUUUR

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amon amarth?

>walk into the gym
>When you get into one of these groups
>there's only a couple of ways you can get out
>One, is death
>the other, is mental institutions
can’t trust the gym to play what I need

SOMEBODY

>walk into gym
>"CUT YOUR FACE AND WEAR WHILE I'M FUCKING YOUR MOTHER"

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>Walk into gym
>STEAL BORROW REFER SAVE YOUR SHADY INFERENCE

>walk into gym
>put in headphones

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me, today.

walk into gym
>A growing sickness in the heart
>Distinctive lack of control
>The cure is somewhere in the silence
>But I'm crushed by the noise inside

>Don't lock the door on me
>You'd kill me, face down, dead
>Another part of me falls for you

Electric wizard is based tho

>walk into my weightlifting room
>youtube.com/watch?v=Qr_ChNRsung

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I prefer

Slumber killed by rays of the new red sun arising

Dreamer wakens to spectral gaze of light rays shining

>walk into gym
>THOR, LET YOUR HAMMER FLY
>LET THE LIGHTNING CRACK THE BLACKENED SKIES
>THOR, LET YOUR HAMMER FLY
>LET THE LIGHTNING CRACK THE FUCKING SKIES
new album is based

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Takkyon, Tak-
Triple six, five, forked tongue

SUBATOMIC PENETRATION, RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKIN' IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE, RAGING THROUGH MY BONES
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT - TAKYON
HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH, I FEEL LIKE KILLING IT - TAKYON

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>Rainbow in the Dark
>Not Man On The Silver Mountain

nigga u gay
youtube.com/watch?v=p9nfVrusSMg

me in the back

>stroll into the iron temple
>Boundless and free you ride as kings
>Eagles on iron wings
>Hold to your word to stand to the last
>Like a fox on the run with the hounds at ya back

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Based

>walk into gym
> THIS MORNING I MADE THE CALL
>THE ONE THAT ENDS IT ALL

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fuck you

based

>WHOEVER APPEALS TO THE LAW AGAINST HIS FELLOW MAN ID EITHER A FOOL OR A COWARD

>walk into gym
>IN THE NAME OF GOD WE GO TO HEAVEN

>Where glory wakes to, walk proud
>In the rites ripe with, blood and faith
>Upon inviolate, mountain peaks
>Shines, shines rising sun

I’m making a Spotify playlist with all these songs!

Keep em coming boys!

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>WE CAN BE HEROES
>BUT JUST FOR ONE DAY

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> YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU IN THE JUNGLE BABY YOU GONNA DIEEEEE

>Ay slick it's yo conscience
>See you building up violence
>You itchin' to murder, itchin' merc 'em

>I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
>I KILLED A BABY TODAY

GET AWAAAAAAY
BETWEEN THE VELVET LIEEEEES

I hate this bait so fucking much

>walk into gym
>nigger beats start playing
LET ME OUT

>THURSDAY I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
>IT'S FRIDAY I'M IN LOVE

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THERE"S A TRUTH THAT'S HARD AS STEEEL YEEEEAH

>walk into gym
>LOOK IF YOU HAD ONE SHOT ONE OPPORTUNITY

>random dnb playlist off spotify

based

>walk into gym
>LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
>TO DEFEAT THE HUNS

>walk into gym
>OVER THINKING OVER ANALYZING SEPERATES THE BODY FROM THE MIND

based and orchestralpilled

Noided

>walk into gym

>End it now, it is the only way
>Too cruel, that is what they say
>Release me from this lonely world
>There is no hope
>Why don't you
>Pull the plug
>Let me pass away
>Pull the plug
>Don't want to live this way

>walk into gym
>IN THIS WORLD WE'RE LIVIN' IN WE HAVE OUR SHARE OF SORROW
ANSWER NOW AND DON'T GIVE IN AIM FOR A NEW TOMORROW

ascended lads

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>listening to cringy larpers
Put on Bolt Thrower or at least Unleashed you faggots

>walk into gym
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THIS IS NY LAST RESORT

Still, there are worse things than nu-metal.

>walk into the gym
>ALL HAIL CAESAR
>HAIL
>HAIL

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>KISS ME BABY, WOOOOOOo

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>walk into gym
>oh she’s sweet but a psycho a little bit psycho
>put earphones on and blast A little thing called love

>walk into gym
>We major? C'mon, homie, we major
>We major? C'mon, homie, we major
>We major! C'mon, homie, we major
>We major! C'mon

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>walk into gym
>see this man hogging plates
What do Jow Forums?

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my gym literally plays the worse cookie cutter pop music ever its awful. also based and queenpilled

1. set a cross on fire
2. proceed accordingly

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BASED
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>WHEN TIME STANDS STILL
>AT THE IRON HILL

>PANG PANG FEUER FREI

>Lamb of God
Shit taste. Cookie monster core.

kek, you listen to the same shit my Dad does

>you will never walk into the gym to the sweet sounds of CKY

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listen to the outro to one gun and report back

Lamb of God sucks, dude. I listened to that shit all the time in high school along with Disturbed before I discovered way better music later in life. It's boring, man. There's way more musical, interesting metal than that.

>WE
>WE ARE THE NEW DIABOLIC
>WE
>WE ARE THE BITTER BUCOLIC
>IF I HAVE TO GIVE ME LIFE YOU CAN HAVE IT
>WE
>WE ARE THE PULSE OF THE MAGGOTS

>Walk into gym
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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>enter gym
>LIVIN EASY, LOVIN FREE
>SHES A NIGGER ON A ONE WAY RIDE

Nah bro you ain’t gettin those plates you’re fucked

>gym has this screen where you request music on this scuffed spotify
>mostly gym pump up type songs
>at the gym really late one day
>spend a while finding a bunch of slow depressing songs
>add them to the queue when the gym is full to gains goblin everyone

kek

>AND I CANT FIGHT THIS FEELING ANY MOOOOOORRRREE
>IVE FORGOTTEN WHAT I STARTED FIGHTING FOOOORRRRRRR

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>walk into gym
>our anchor's aweigh and our sails are all set
>bold riley oh boomalay

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look into their older work, new albums just keep on getting softer

>walk into gym
>One Fifty-one Rum, Pine apple juice, caribou malibu get them all numb, make baby girl come out of shell and raise hell...

>I WATCHED AS HE SHOUTED
>TO THE GIANTS THAT DIED THAT DAY
>HE HELD UP HIS HAMMER HIGH
>AND CALLED TO ODIN FOR A SIGN

>walk into gym
>I'M THE CULT OF I'M THE CULT OF I'M THE CULT OF

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This was my pump up song last year, I don't even understand the song that much, just makes me go apeshit

>walk into yuppie gym
>I USED TO THINK THAT THE DAY WOULD NEVER COME
>THAT MY LIFE WOULD DEPEND ON THE MORNING SUN

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>walk into gym
>YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED

>FICUS N LEARY YIE
>GIVE WHILE THE HOLE WHIRL PIE
>DUTCH BETA POO HEN WHY

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>walk into ranch gym
>EIGHTEEN COWBOYS OUT IN THE YARD, BIG BULGING COCKS EVER SO HARD

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based and tornadopilled

>myg otni klaw
>I'M A BERLIN CHAIR WON'T YOU LEAN ON ME TILL I BREAK

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>walk into the be fitness Center
>artificial death in the west EAST
>pyramids on deck SHINE
>wet hair on your neck BREATH
>shoot pussy through your chest you DIE

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who cares if its still good
old stuff like sorrow throughout the nine worlds was basically black metal and i think most ppl prefer the twilight of the thunder god sound

>walk into gym

>wo die flamme
>von einst is neu entfacht
>der Glaube in unseren Herzen
>neu erwacht
>alte Ideale erneut erkannt
>erwacht ist nun der Vaterland
>BIS GERMANIEN ERWACHT!
>BIS GERMANIEN ERWACHT!

Oops I had my headphones in! Actual gym music:

>Please me, baby
>Turn around and just tease me, baby
>You know what I want and what I need, baby
And so forth.

>walk into gym
>all regular boomers are there
>THE BITCH IS HUNGRY
>SHE NEEDS TO TELL

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>YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND, I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA.
>HE GONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WON'T MISS YA

>march into gym
>FOR I AM NOT
>NOT TO BE CROSSED
>I COMMAND THE GUARDS OF LOURN
>I AM THE HAMMER

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