Umm, thanks for the date user

umm, thanks for the date user

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/rapes her hard

this is actually a fucking funny post because theres such a disconnect by what shes wearing what shes saying and what she expected. 10/10 post user. unironically

and this is why not everyone can get away with strapless dresses

haha you mean you wouldn't let her get away haha please go on

I would have to dodge those titties because they'd take out an eye, I'd be the one running from them

you know those titties could feed an army, think of your future family user

I wouldn't want to feed my future family, or an army

well why the fuck did you take her on a date then?

>Has ring
>Tell your husband I said hi!

Sweetie, I know you have your own airbags but please put your seat belt on.

Oh this? it's a chastity ring.

Sorry but can I ask you to not fart directly into my leather? I just had it detailed. Thanks

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>Chastity? That's a good one! But seriously, say hi for me.

What's a date?

A day/month/year faggot
Orighkdncnsks

Sure do you want another one? I have a whole ziplock bag full.

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the correct reply is "would you like me to walk you to your door?"

Wow an excellent source of fiber? I wish I could find a guy like you user

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>do you like me or not because I'd really like to kiss you

i love big saggy milkers!

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based and fiberpilled