Biggest loser thread

then you are not a loser if you can lose weight you got the capacity to acomplish something you sir have no right to win or call yourself a loser, you are just a dissapointment fag who relies on self pity

its a lot easier to lose weight, i just started running in the forest, it didnt require me talking or any social contact, just me, my music and the forest

i am a faggot
hmu with those dicks

I'm disqualified for having parents that actually tolerate me

WAAAAAAAAAAHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY LIFE SO BAD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
THEY FOUND THE CRUSTY SHIT SOCK WAAAAAAAAH

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I am addicted to porn. I am actually good looking but I am very awkward so when girls hit on me they just cringe and walk away. I can't get a girlfriend and because of that everyone thinks I'm gay and I once got manipulated by another guy to post my nudes online so everyone is now convinced that I am a faggot. Whenever I go out at least 1 person will just hit me in the back of the head or push/trip me or make fun of me. Kids as young as 11 make fun of me and I'm doing nothing about it. I used to smoke with asthma now I am in a very bad shape. I have OCD and I can't stop thinking about yawninh/breathing manually. This can keep me up for hours. Dad is dying and his last memory will be that his son was a lonely girlfriendless, broke loser. I don't have a job I never learned anything. I used to have great friends but they left because I'm a pussy. I masturbate at least 4 times a day, sometimes even 8.

So you actually got a degree. You accomplished something. GTFO Chad

>I once got manipulated by another guy to post my nudes online so everyone is now convinced that I am a faggot
I'll stop reading here.Take your trophy user. Just kidding, if you're not ugly you get DQ'd.

i treat myself like garbage to the point it's bordering on insane, i tell myself, "you fucking piece of shit, you fucking garbage fuck, jacking off again because that's all you can fucking do, sit there and jack off like the useless piece of shit you are, you deserve to burn in hell, i'm gonna hurt you for this cunt"

i make myself jack off to things that nobody should jack off to, things that hurt your mind because it makes your mind permanently damaged by how it trains your mind to feel like a weak piece of shit of no value, and it's all i can jack off to now, my own failure is the only thing that works anymore, and i really don't enjoy it, right after cumming my head feels so dark that thoughts slow down to a stop and there is nothing but a void of darkness as the voices scream at me

i wake up in the middle of the night from nightmares stemming from my depressed subconscious (it's reached the point where sleep is an enjoy-less perpetually debt-stacking act as a result of my shame) and i force myself to unpleasurably cum in less than a minute of jacking off because hurting myself just works that quick, whether its burning myself or just saying soul-crushing things to myself about how much of a failure i am

i get no enjoyment out of anything anymore but when i punch myself, cut myself, burn myself or just torture myself in general it distracts me from the emptiness, makes me feel alive and i laugh at the insanity of it

i feel dead inside and everything i do is a disingenuous facade so when i am in so much pain that i cannot help but scream, i like to force myself to stay in hell so i can scream and feel alive, that's the only thing that makes me happy anymore, my own misery

sometimes i get intrusive thoughts about killing myself and it's the only thing that makes me smile a true smile, because i know i'll be dead and free

it's like my head is both sadistic and masochistic, and i'm glad i'm only hurting myself, because i am not hurting anyone else

I am not a Ioser.

200 iq play
please take my sperm

I'm a boy, but OK. I'll love you, user.

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Honestly we can narrow down who is the biggest loser here.
>put everyone on r9k into groups of 10
>have them get to know each other for 1-2 minutes
>tell them to get into groups of 3
>the one outcast from each group will meet with 9 other outcasts
>this process repeats until we narrow it down to 1 loser

are you gay user? be honest

join the Marine Corp. you have too much time on your hands. go 0311 and become a trained killer

lmao, such a great idea for a game show. would probably be boring as shit when I come to think of it, just a bunch of awkward losers not talking to each other. add a couple of bullies as commentaries and you're golden, 10/10 would watch and ridicule every participant

>I listen to the DMC 4 OP multiple times a day.
>No friends and family hates me.
>26 and no education.
>Never gotten with a girl.
>Into furry/macro/monster/horror/bdsm/ many things.
>I want to be jerked off by the feet of a gay twink while my family watches so that I can shed what little humanity I have.
>I'm in love with a girl that doesn't exist anywhere, but my dreams.
>I got beat to shit physically by a girl 11 year old in public when I was a sophomore and popped a boner.
>Everyone thinks I'm a loser ped.
>I've thought about having sex with animals.
>I'm scared of many things.
>When I'm alone I listen to anime music to "power up"
>When I saw girls foot wear I used to try to sniff them when no one was looking.
>I stole middle school girls socks in HS.
>I have a boner while writing this.
>I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.
>I get depressed when I see success.
>I've had sexual thoughts about my twin cousins.
>I've tried doing sexual with them.
>Sometimes I pretend to be a girl and RP so that I can feel loved.
>I make fun of traps, but I masturbate to them and am just too ugly to be one.
>I get violent when people say my first name, because I don't want to be associated with a name.
>I masturbate to my old teachers who made fun of me and berated me.
>I lost all my money in crypto.
>I live with me mum and I know she hates me.
>I can't stop masturbating.
>I go on instagram and facebook for new wank material.
I can't make this shit up. The list goes on forever.

this would work, all reality show contestants are always pieces of shit cause it's entertaining, this would be the same thing

Exact same shit here, but I have cancer and my penis is small. Or skinny.
That makes me the winner!

i gave a fucking nigger 5 fucking dollars. im the biggest loser on here

No I'm fucking not I didn't even see the point in pointing that out. They think I'm gay because you either go and try to get laid everyday or you're a faggot. Why be such a cunt lol wish I knew you irl so I could fuck you up

>got held back 2 years in school
>meaning I finished hs at 20
>been NEETing it up ever since
>am 23 now
I dont even know where to start to get my shitty life in order

>I dont even know where to start to get my shitty life in order

Do it before 26 my dude.

I'm a 6'5" 8" cock bearing khv.
>yall motherfuckers ain't even on my level

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You would lose against a 3 month old toddler.

>got a full scholarship to a big university
>dropped out on the fourth year
>kissless virgin, never had a gf
>haven't spoken to a female for more than 20 minutes (peak is 20 minutes because a professional meeting or something)
>brown manlet
>NEET and credit cards maxed out paying rent

>Into furry/macro/monster/horror/bdsm/ many things.
I'm sorry for this praying you get cured from furfag disease

>furfag disease

Thanks, but that probably won't happen. I remember how it started. I saw some fur porn that had a few of my fetishes so I thought there'd be no harm. Years later jerking it to crudely drawn furry traps jizzing on buildings.

24 yr old
Virgin
Friendless
Get nervous just being outside
Am homeless
I texted my hs crush on a fake account and told her I loved her
Hs was 6 years ago

>been NEET for the past 4 years
>no friends
>never went to a party in my life
>never had a female friend, haven't talked to a female my own age in 15 years
>28 and never worked a job in my life, have no health insurance, don't have a driver's license
>3/10 KHV
>5 inch dick
>5'6, 280 pounds
>was a neckbeard, just shaved 2 hours ago and now I'm even uglier
>browse Jow Forums, fap, and play video games all day, every day
>no money, but no debt

I feel for you. At a young age I used to jerk off to furfag/mlp porn threads on /b/ but nofapping helped get out of that mindset.

I tried nofap for months once, but nothing changed. I know the mlp jerk life though as the last time I jerked it to mlp was two weeks ago. Slippery slope dude.

I know that feel bro, reached necro at some point but never ntr. Good luck brother.

Same to you my man. I've gone ntr and necro though too. Sadly there's not much I won't jerk off to.

just add khhv and at least 22yo and i'd say you win dude