How do i achieve Geralt mode? I want to look good but still be relatively strong and athletic

>MOM, I POSTED IT AGAIN!

Trial of the grasses x1

Do your cardio you stupid nigger. It will burn more calories and it's good for your health. You said you want to be more athletic. You need cardio for that.

Just [spoiler]run roach[/spoiler]

bodyweight training every day and fencing with bastard swords

No meme answers? You're asking literally how to become a cartoon

Fucking hate being a framelet so much. I am 6'6 and handsome as fuck but it doesn't matter because i have tiny fucking shoulders. I always wondered why i would get bullied when i was a kid even though i was the tallest fucking kid in the grade. It's because i was a fucking framelet

you're not going to put in the work to achieve that body type, so why ask

he did trial of the grasses for this?

No routine is going to give a universal fucking resulting body you retard. Look at the fucking picture and then at yourself. Is your body fat higher? Cut. Are your shoulders smaller than his? Work your shoulders more. Is your body too far from his to make this approach realistic? Then just fucking lift and build some muscle before worrying about retarded goal bodies

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get a knive
cut your chest like a retard
dont go to doctor
get scars like niggers

The reality is that Geralt is far too lean and dry. Keep in mind that he's canonically about 6'2 or 6'3 so he's at least 200lbs while being 5-6% bf. No natty could look like this.

Geralt is not natty

true, he is as far away from natty as possible

N*tty fuckboys don't stand a chance against the Trial of the Grasses baby, only roiding like Piana since you're 10 will get you this body

Obviously, but OP's asking how he can look like that. He needs to know he's gonna need dat dere celltech.

martial arts, good diet and good shoulders genetics

Lot's of cardio to lose weight is a fucking meme. Best way to lose weight is lifting. Best way to up your endurance is cardio and lifting combined. Eat big to get big.

Swimming is based too. Lots of it.

I think Geralt is more in the 5'10-5'11 range desu. He doesn't look that tall both in the games and in his Soul Calibur appearance.

Do what Geralt does. Go run in the woods and fight random shit. Get two heavy swords and attack some trees. Pick a bar fight with a hillbilly.

Nah, he's tall.
>[Myhrman] could not move because his chest was being heavily and mercilessly crushed by a high boot fastened with buckles. The old fraud, squinting and wrinkling up his face, looked up. The boot belonged to a tall man with hair as white as milk.

I think Geralt is around 6ft because people was way shorter back then. In the books he's described tallish.

>wants to be like a VG character
>doesn't want meme answers

How do I get this body?

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>wants to be athletic
>refuses to do cardio

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Work out for a year then do intermediate fasting for a month

neck rope x failure

The OP said no meme answers.

look at the size of his fucking head

he has comic book proportions. he can be skinny and look huge because we rate our size in relation to our height and our head. his shoulders are freakishly wide. if his head was bigger hed look like a skinny swimmer.

Get fat get stretch marks, work out , loose weight, become skelly, workout again till you reach geralt mode, and you Evan have his scars

I wonder what Geralt would look like in real life.

That's called frame, shoulderlet.

Like this guy.

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when you're on the ground looking up even midgets look tall

Yeah, but that's obviously not the intention of the writer. Geralt is described as tall in multiple places.

looks like shit
too much muscle
geralt is supposed to be skinny

yenefer is considered petite say 165cm
geralt would be like 180 cm or 185 max

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>too much muscle
Is this nigga serious?

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Fucking kek

Proof people should earn the right to post on this board

>yenefer is considered petite say 165cm

And just where did you get information on Yen's exact height? Because we don't even have that for Geralt.

>mutating for this

8-10% is most likely closer. You look like a human anatomy board at 5%.

came here to post this

Leave /fa/ggot

>not mutating for this

gay

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That's not 10%, stop looking at retarded charts on Jow Forums. There's absolutely no way you're going to look so dry at 10%.

superherojacked.com/2018/08/08/geralt-of-rivia-workout/

There's this. It's probably shit though.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bSiEB64FyF8#searching

>Can't handle the strongest potions!

literally all NPCs in witcher 1 and 2 call him a skinny stick, some even in witcher 3
apparently books all describe him as lanky and skinny as well many times (havent read them though)
so yeah he's too big considering what people call him

lol who makes this cringy shit

That's just not true. They call him ugly most of the time. I don't remember anyone ever calling him skinny and I've played the games multiple times.