8/10 sister promises to give a bj but only if I fuck her ugly friend a few times

do it or you'll never forgive yourself for missing out on this once in a lifetime opportunity OP

I'll do you a solid. I'll do it is she's not too far away. Fatty has to buy me dinner first and your sister has to watch.

i don't see any downside

That's only really fair play if she fucks you, a blowjob is pretty lame for fucking her ugly friend a few times. I mean, her friend can't be that ugly if she's only willing to pony up a bj.

If the friend is that ugly you should try and negotiate for vaginal or anal. I am the advice lord.

I mean, you've seen those tumblr girls, you can imagine. I should point out that I'm allowed to play the lights off card.

Negotiate for vaginal or anal, bj only is wack. I wouldn't even get out of bed for just a beej. What is this, junior high? Is she gonna braid your hair too?

You keep forgetting she is my sister, I mean I guess I could negotiate but if it fails I'm left with nothing, actually worse than nothing because I'll be the one pushing for incest, I'll be the weirdone.

is this just a once off bj or will this continue for the foreseeable future?

If she's willing to go for a bj, it's not that big of a stretch. Just tell her that you're really gonna have to take one for the team here and negotiate some nasty fluids and orifices and it's not appropriate she pays you in the sexual equivalent of eating water flavored ice cream

This is just a current deal, the future is undetermined.

I don't need to eat the tumblrina out, she will be prepared for penetration, that's why it's so difficult, any other reason will feel like bitching.

Close your eyes and deny that she's ugly, then tell your sis you don't want a mamzer on your hands and slap her.

if you're losing your virginity to this hog then i wouldn't recommend it but if not then i don't see whats wrong with it

I didn't say anything about eating her out. You're putting your ding-dong in her cooter so you should get equivalency of play in effect here my man.

Listen: your sister is already open to incest, you just need to shower her with some Knowledge and Logic. Ugly girl pussy is gross, FACT. Google it. You're gonna be in some Tumblrina's personal Fallujah and you're willing to come home to a tin medal? That isn't how we should treat our troops, or you. That's unpatriotic.

The question if I'll even manage to get it up, I'll probably have to pop a pill.

I was hoping she would ease up and let me go all in for being such a trooper, I like that idea, turns me on. How likely is this to happen? Or do I need to bitch before diddling the ugly beast?

You gotta get this shit started now. Your sister opened the incest doors, you've gotta shove your big retarded-ass foot in there before she can close it even an inch.

Convince her that you need some performance help and she's gotta fluff you before the big match. You know, get you started.

Geez, it's like you've never tried to fuck your sister before. No drive!

what the fuck..................

this is a joke right? its honestly so disgusting that you would even consider saying no to such a great offer

>it's like you've never tried to fuck your sister before
Ya got me
Were you ever unable to get it up? The girl realizes it's her fault, still, you know you were built for this and you can't deliver.

Ask her to join in for a threesome so she can visually see what kind of torment she put you through.

Why do you believe she is going to gave you a bj?

Laugh at your expenses, just say that her friend is ugly as hell and that she should have some tste picking friends

Because she promised it if I fuckk her ugly friend. My sister knows her friend is ugly so this is a motivator.

Yeah, but why would she keep her word? She has no reason to if you fuck her friend a few times. What you should do is demand a bj after fucking the friend one time and say she has to give you a bj after each time you fuck the friend. There is no motivation for her to give you a bj if you fuck her friend a couple times. She has no reason to since you already did what she wanted.

Is this rhetorical question. Go ahead m8

It would be better if sge specified how many times I need to fuck her, I agree.

This is what I tried to say in earlier post

user, demand payment upfront. If you don't she will just call you weird for asking your sister to blow you and laugh it off.

Is this what mayosapiens do for fun besides kiss their dogs?

Funny you mention that since in the Middle East and Africa the most common type of marriage is 1st cousins followed by uncle/niece marriage.

OP, at this point, have you thought about a threesome?

I did, but I'd then just ignore the beast.

Doggy ride the beast and focus on your sister. When the other girl is done, you cum all over your sister chest and make her suck.
It's easy, user.

Here's the updated info, the beast is coming over today, about 3 hours from now, my sister agreed to help me get it up before I fuck, but since I'll be the Beasts first time we're not gonna do a threesome yet.
Now how do I keep myself hard fucking this thing?

Can your sister be in the same room while you're performing the deed?

Nah, I'm gonna be alone with the beast cuz muh first time speshul

What is the part of her that disgusts you the most?
(An approximate pic of the aspect of the beast under consideration would be helpful)
Btw do you think she would mind if you nut after a short time (like 5-6 minutes)?

This didn't happen and never would, but even if it did it wouldn't be worth it.

Something like this I guess and idk, I've been told the Beast is really looking forward to it.

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Do you like bouncing tits? Those ones bounce pretty well and if you can focus on that you can remain hard.
If not, we'll have to think of a plan B.

I guess, idk, maybe I'll like when everything jiggles who knows. She is apparently gonna make herself really pretty for me which worries me a bit. No idea what to expect. Wish we had some fat femanons in here to give more info.

Do not perform sex acts with your sister you degenerate. Think this through, you're going to have to see her again at some point and you presumably still have parents. Do not put your relationships with your family at risk for a beej, honest to god. Just plow the ugly girl and realize sex is incredibly overrated.

This guy has the right idea.

OP, I'm sure you'll do great.
You're gonna get your dick wet twice in a day.
Remember that this board is for people complaining about not getting laid, not the opposite.
Tame the beast with your cock and afterwards show your sister who was the sibling who got the superior genes.
Cum like an animal and enjoy, senpai. Godspeed.

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I've had sex before, it feels gud, but that's not the issue and idk, my sister looks hot, it's not like I plan to have babies.
All I really hope for is that my cock stays hard so that I'm not there like a floppy idiot. Should I go look at some fat porn to know what to expect or would that ruin it?

I'd take this deal in an instant, even without the sister BJ. I would love a chance to fuck even an ugly girl, besides, the average tumblrina isn't THAT ugly

a fat girl's pussy feel the same as a hot girl's pussy. the difference is what you are looking at. just pull the lights out card and everything will be fine

I'd believe you if you were a femanon, cause then you'd had a pussy 24/7 and thus more info.

>He just wants validation from Jow Forums to fuck an ugly chick.

Just go smash with your eyes closed/dark room dumbass. Vagina is Vagina

Better ask for info first. Also I've been told the fattie will let me fuck her in any way, ideas?

Instead of worrying so much about her appearance, why not just settle on enjoying this opportunity and fuck her in a way you think you'll enjoy? Unless she's significantly fatter than the comparison pic you posted, or you're much shallower than you've appeared thus far, I don't see how you're so worried about this. And it sounds like she's interested in you, too, enough to at least make herself more presentable.

sounds about whyte...

Mayosapiens back at it again I guess

If you want the blowjob first, tell her to suck you off first. Don't be beta about this.

I swear man. Can't make this ish up with them boys.