MIRE THREAD

>You don't need anything more than a swimmer bod for girls Jow Forums.
Maybe if you're a plebian straight, I lift for the gay mires

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Crackhead mode (you and the girl)

But gay mires are easy literally just work biceps and you're golden

you're not the only one in the pic with a shit chest

I'm not that skinny actually. But I don't look huge.
16.5 inch biceps
Shoulders are 137cm
Waist 30 inches
Lifts are 1/1.5/1/3(lmao assymetric af)

I think that's the beauty of it. You can get girls and still look like shit with some abs and a good frame and some arm muscles.

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30 inch waist? Framelet

Probably 28 inches if I cut down to 10%
My shoulder to waist ratio is already 1.71 so I can't be bothered.

>be me
>doing relatively heavy weighted dips
>with 32.5 kg added 7 times
>faggots stare at me while doing that girl weight
>woman was really fucking close to me all (invading personal space and checking me out) the time
>do some poses pretending to not notice her looking
>damn shame really, but I have a never hit on girls in the gym policy and I won't break my rules
>other girl is miring me when I was sitting in the back extension mashine
>I catch her
>give her The Look™
>she blushes
>finish workout feeling really good about myself the rest of the day

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>a never hit on girls in the gym policy
Same here i'm always in a limbo of does she want to talk to me or is she just being friendly and if i say something she's going to think i'm a faggot

I work as a guide in a museum. Last week we had some 16 year olds over and I was giving them a trip around the exhibition. Two girls were constantly talking to me, laughing at my jokes and stuff like that. After the trip one of them found me on IG and facebook, started talking to me and kept asking for my number and free time. She even came back to my workplace but I had a free day that time. If I didn't had a GF i would smash that mirin' 16-year old pussy

Not a mire but weird dude at my gym

>be me yesterday
>go to gym for legs and chest day
>all squat racks taken
>good british buddy of mine is already at a squat rack doing squats with 3 sets left
>I just work in warming up so I can take over the rack when he is done
>this dyel dude comes up to me asking me how much sets we have left
>say plenty still need to do my working sets and front squats afterwards
>ask him if he needs to do squats as well and if he does that its no problem if he works in with me
>he agrees
>he starts changing the whole set up of the squat rack
>british friends helps him lower the bar with 1pl8 still on it
>dude struggles and almost drops it
>I say to him politely that we're not going to change it the whole time and that he might be better of asking someone else if he can work in with them
>he storms off without saying anything not even doing a set or doing squats at all.

wtf is wrong with the guy, I saw him doing one set of walking lunges and one set of leg press afterwards and then he left.

Ayyyy

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I work as a guide in a museum. Last week we had some 16 year olds over and I was giving them a trip around the exhibition. Two girls were constantly talking to me, laughing at my jokes invading my personal space and stuff like that. After the trip one of them found me on IG and facebook, started talking to me and kept asking for my number and free time. She even came back to my workplace but I had a free day that time. If I didn't had a GF i would smash that mirin' 16-year old pussy

Look at him and laugh

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>offers me a bj in the bathroom, decline.
very cool

I'm still caught up on the break up with my ex(I've only ever had sex with her and I'm naturally shy) and didn't want to take advantage of a depressed girl fucked on ex.
Told her I wanted to get to know her a bit better first. And that I'm more traditional.

Since the breakup I've descended into a world of narcissism, vanity, validation from others and drugs. And I honestly don't have any more ambition, I feel like there's not really much to live for except partying, getting attention from girls and improving my self image. Where my biggest goal in life was to start a family and be content with that.
Please help me Jow Forums? You're the only place I've been going to for the past months and enjoyed.

Some jailbait took a pic of me when I was leaving the gym after doing chest/shoulders. I wasn't 100% sure but her and her friends both looked surprised and she raised her phone up pointing at me. I pretended not to notice

kek, this happened to me aswell.
some beaneater had her flash activated and took a pic of me when I was doing chest mid-set. I pretended not to notice aswell.

I interviewed for a job yesterday, first came the HR interview.
It was a very sweet but fat and rather ugly woman, roughly my age.

At the very end of our conversation she asked me what are my hobbies which caught me by surprise, so I took a couple of seconds to think.

She immediately says "the gym?".

I laughed and responded I only visit the gym occasionally.

Definitely need to work on your biceps, triceps, neck, traps, shoulders, pecs, teres, lats, abs, and obliques. Still in the beginner 1-3 month range, but you'll get there bra.

looks like paradigm?

>be me basically every work day
>got face, frame, and charisma
>Lifting 5 years, 2/3.5/5/5
>Accept that not everyone gets it all and survive at 5'8"
>Emergency nurse, surrounded by women
>Muscles constantly brought up, always asked to help lift patients or coworkers make jokes about aggressive patients not wanting to mess with me
>Flirt with other nurses and the hot nurse practitioners all the time, never enough to worry about HR.
>Patients always say something, especially in front of their skinny boyfriends.
>"Your arms look like they're going to split"
>"How do you get into your shirt"
>"Finally, a cute nurse"
>Come home to my fiancee that has only ever known me buff, and is so used to it that it's the standard for her now.
>No mires from the one that counts

And she wonders why I fraud it up

Grow some balls bro, I've been there and I'm only 19 gf of 2 years broke up around year and a half ago rly felt shitty and thought she was my soul mate bullshit
That doesn't exist you need to find girl that respects you and marry her
Respect her, if she respects you then your kids will have good parents

Based and maturepilled

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Fellow male nurse here. Don’t fuck your coworkers, world will spread very quickly between them (yes even hardcore ED nurses gossip) and you’ll lose all respect.

But I hear you about being asked to help move patients all the time. I’m young and male working with about 20% my age, 50% middle age, 30% older nurses on my floor. Maybe 80/20 female/male.

yes ur hella skinny dyel mode lmfao

post body

Teach me your ways
>t. loser engineer

Anyone else get pissed off when getting noticed?
>in the gym doing heavy OHP in front of a mirror
>chick on the other side of the gym keeps glancing at me
>suddenly she leaves her spot, comes in front of me
>literally squeezed between me and the mirror doing some thot exercises in that narrow place
>I get mad and move away
>probably she felt bad because she left that place as well and kept away from me the rest of the workout
It was like fucking 4D chess, avoiding each other and shit.

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HIRED

GOAT keep going user

>See shrink for the first time because I'm sad n shiet
>She's a really good looking milf in her mid 40's
>Not there to admire her looks though, so I just lay out my problems while maintaining my composure
>Look up at one point and make eye contact, she licks and bites her lips for a brief second
>Have a semi the rest of the session

Could just be me imagining things, so take it with a grain of salt

I notice this a lot when I go to new gyms but after ignoring the girls for awhile they leave me alone

Start with lifting big weights Pussayyy
No srs your chest is laughacally small your "physique" requires some serious work
>b-but grills are miring
Females are retarded and ignorant cattle when it comes to lifting. Learn to give less of a fuck famalam.

>get mired in by black milfs co workers and workout friends
>wife loves how I look
Feels good mang

So you're another dime a dozen manwhore zyzz wannabe that shits up festivals. pretty tired of seeing you npcs tbqh

As I said my lifts are 1/1.5/1/3 for 10 reps.
Post body.
I don't care what girls or guys think about my body but I do love the attention and mires I get.

ye, post body!

Don't listen to these subhumans user. They're probably fat fucks still living with their parents. Your bod is fucking on point.

Explain the shitting up festival part, taking your shirt off doesn’t equal bothering others, wage slaving and not having fun screams NPC, not giving a fuck at festivals and having fun living your best life is the exact opposite, so I’m guessing you’re just a fat fuck that stands around at festivals staring at other people having fun

projection

When I am in the gym I'm ready to go to war. I don't want to talk to anyone when I am mid set, talk to me and I rip your head off and shit down your throat. I get really focused and take my anger out on the weights.

body

what a shit body and even shitter lifts lmfao those are you 1 rep max

thanks for telling fake stories on /fit faggot

tiny ass boy lmfao i would be embarrassed being shirtless around people if i looked like you

If you can actually read further in the thread, 10 rep maxes.
Not fake stories if they happened. Not the first festival it's happened either.
Stay miserable boy.

Brah, relax, don’t take fit seriously. No one else posted bodies to refute because no one really lifts. It’s just like everything else on Jow Forums(nel) one big joke

I post my mires and dyel body for this.
Seeing the fragile egos of fit flare up due to their miserable mindsets is what's beautiful.
It's easy to see who will make it and who won't. Caring about the success of others and trying to break them down, is not a part of making it.

> take it with a grain of salt
The same way I hope she takes your cum?

Who knows how things will go the next time I see her

You look great and you know it. Don’t listen to all the jealous retards ITT.

she literally has no boobs

Yeah she was insecure over it too, she said she's gonna get s boobjob too because of that.
But overall she was really a nice girl.
Fit, she said she goes to gym 4 times a week, she also had an interest in philosophy and history.
Too bad something(she told me but i find it too personal to tell even on an anonymous board) happened to her and she dropped out of uni and chose the party girl life and dropped out of uni.
I wish I could help her.

You seem like a good guy.

i get lots of eye mires but i dont see why they are always bloodshot and i have blueish black eyebags at all times

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>why they are always bloodshot
Maybe it's time to visit an ophthalmologist.

Even incel get girls
>why not you
>because girls don't care

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I have trouble with people being nervous around me cus I'm tall and have resting bitch face. To fix this I wea shirts with kittens on them. Am I retarded, or should I keep doing this. I get more social interaction, but it's more people passing by and saying "I like your shirt"

They might just think I'm autistic

>lel

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Went swimming and jailbaits stole my shorts and left them on the road with their underwear pic rel
One of them tried to catch me while i was swimming and take a picture with me to make.someone jealous. Felt like a normie today iguess

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>be me
>going to class on bike
>pumped after going to gym
>tight shirt
>flexing tris super hard
>constant mires from Muslim women

So is it something like acknowledging new people in a new gym by the usual clients? I also notice this when I happen to go to a new gym a couple times. The girls in my gym don't give a fuck about me but girls in other gyms 'mire me hard. Come to think of it, most people in my city/country don't give a shit about me but once I move away they are immediately interested in me. What's the metaphysics of it? Anecdotal evidence but the only times in my life I was even openly approached by women was when I lived abroad. It's like they feel I'm not "from around"

Κεk

what do they smell like?

you mire ffraud

I didnt touch them

everyone point and laugh at this fag

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Based dutch poster

>Go to the mall
>Need to take a shit
>Go to bathroom in the mall
>There’s a guy taking a shit in one of the stalls
>I go to the stall next to him
>I take a shit in the stall next to him
>We finish taking a shit at the same time
>We leave our stalls at the same time
>We wash our hands in taps right next to each other
>We look at each other in the mirror
>He nods
>I nod back
>Tfw I became friends with the guy who took a shit in the stall next to me in the bathroom at the mall

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Shut up and just appreciate that user wished you success instead of shitting all over on you

Don’t try to “rescue” a girl. Remember it boy.

हाहाहा

>be me
>walk into gym
>qt 3.14 smiles at me and says hi
>get a burst of confidence, this is the first time a girl has ever smiled at me without money being involved
>realize a second later she works at the gym
No mires in my measly 26 years of existence even after training for 4 years. It's all about the face lads

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>Be me
>Graduation
>Buy the best suit I can find
>Dress like david gandy
>Be fit
>girls keep asking for photos with me, even chicks ive never spoken to all of my university life

?

Good body breh, my goal
Dont let these bloatmaxxer tell you otherwise.
DFC my nigga, as long as the girl is cute

>party girl
user....

Is her name Maria by any chance?

>tfw caught my sister-in-law creeping on me again

She’s in town so I’ll sleep with my door open in the mornings, and I caught her peeking through for a solid few seconds. I sleep naked and purposely “sleep” with the covers off me while I have a rock hard penis

Here's my mire contribution.

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bro stop caring so much about what other faggots think

read this: pastebin.com/VuxAPmfW

>Went to a bar over the weekend with some friends
>meet a group of a Canadian married women (we’re American)
>the one who’s clearly a divorce gets sloppy (late 30s, early 40s) and starts talking to me
>”tell me which girl you want in this bar and I’ll help get her for you”
>”you look like you should be on a sitcom” so I ask what that means, and she says “idk you just have a look”
>”you have really nice lips”
>her friends facepalm and say it’s time to go and carry her out.

I don’t know what any of that means, but it felt better than going and not talking to anyone. The one attractive one said I was super funny and really good at talking and listening to people. I ended up “reading” her by telling her what I thought about her personality, it ended up being spot on, so the rest of em kept on begging me to “read” them too. Weird night. We also took a picture together with a giant inflatable penis that was there with a bachelorette party.
>pic unrelated

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Holy shit almost. It starts with Maar-

Be confident, user. We are with you. You’ve got this!

It is. Her name I knew her by is short for Maria I just heard.

this is the truth that fit can never come to terms with. the only two things that matter body wise are height and having low bf%

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strength mire
>be user with ghetto outside home gym
>raining quite badly
>go to commercial gym
>so um do you know what you're doing
turned up wearing sweats and my warm fleece and some bright blue squat shoes
>some guy starts squatting 60kg as i warmup with the bar
>i just keep adding 10kg every set
>guy stops doing his squats whenever i did 130 for a triple, beltless
>proceed to do 3pl8 paused doubles
>people literally stop movements to watch me
>one guy paused at top of dip
>another at top of tricep pushdown
>be my light day

are normies not used to this sort of strength?

> fraud it up
If by that you mean steroids I would be careful taken your job into consideration. If anybody found out you would actually lose your job.

It's good, I have a Totoro hat that gets people to talk to me, too.

Basic stuff: denims (blue, dark blue, dark red), jackets (bomber jackets always work: black, red, blue, green, I have a golden one that gets lots of compliments), plain shirts (white, black, gray, dark green, dark blue). Almost any combination of those will make you look sharp.

After you ease up on getting what kind of clothing works for you, don't be afraid of using colors or pieces of clothing that stand out, like yellow, orange, green, light blue, purple. Just make them work with a complementary color, or 'ground them' by using other pieces that are black, gray or white. For example, yellow denims, white shirt, black jacket. Red jacket, black shirt, dark blue denims. Gold jacket, white shirt, dark red denims.

As the most basic thing, standard adidas tennis go with almost anything. Black with white stripes, white with black striples, or full black/white. Same as the rest, once you start to figure out how many pieces of clothing that stand out you can use without looking like a clown, you can go for some other colors.

damn she must have some money in the family. don't try to save people like this. the only way to be helped is to help yourself (plus therapy)

They like the cute mysterious guy