If femanons were forced to be our gf how would they fix us so we can be good boys

>that you dont deserve to be with someone cute, fun, and pleasant if you arent
I'm at least two of those things

Duh thats why im not teaching robots anything

they would probably smoother us to death with a pillow in our sleep
I would

I'm fun and pleasant, but I'm not cute and, unfortunately, that's the most important one.

so you just want to argue with us constantly

You are the highest iq robot ive ever met on this board

I would smoother you with a pillow

Yeah that is pretty important unfortunately.

can we have angry sex at least?

How about we just have anger

>and that you dont deserve to be with someone cute, fun, and pleasant if you arent
Women manage to do it all the time.

can we at least angrily masturbate looking at each other?

this is genuinely the only right answer

Well that just fucking gosh darn diddly sucks now doesnt it?

Ok user

Id fix my bf with love, care and femdom.

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>Ok user
tfw no sweet but angry femanon gf

if I were forced to be the gf of one of you I'd jump out of a highrise window

fix me pls

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>highrise
well if youre my gf youll be living in my parents basement with me so you aint jumping out of shit

/U7tu7g

Join this new server guys, everyone is welcomed and you will be comfy, kool boys

U7tu7g

WHERES MY BLOODY PINT YOU FOOKIN CUNT

as an aside op said forced innit

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I'd fix you desu but I feel like you'd just make me cry, user

I swear I'll do my best trying to keep everything in so you don't, so please don't give up on me
jk, I'd actually do the exact opposite and even go as far as hurt you just to have an excuse to cuddle you afterwards while apologizing because I'd crave any form of attention you could give me because I'm a horribly selfish garbage human being like that

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One of them tried it on me once, she left once she found out I have depression because she thought it was her fault. Didn't get her contacts, I highly suspect is true.

Assuming you'd be a good boy and let me, I would
>fix your shitty diet of packaged and processed food
>get you to establish a normal sleep pattern (unless you work 3rd shift or something)
>make you shower daily and practice good hygiene
>clean and organize your living space and show you how to maintain it
>wean you off drugs/alcohol/cigarettes if addicted
>make you doctors appointments for physical or mental issues
>gently introduce you to family to get you used to them and feeling comfortable around people
>help you apply to jobs if you were looking and cheer you on before your interviews
However I think a lot of people would be averse to making the effort required to change when they're not used to making any, and would reject the idea of heading into unfamiliar territory. What is worse, letting someone you love rot and stagnate or being resented for trying to change them?

Well.
It wasn't as deranged as I expected
But you need to find a good stronk girl

i make my own food, i have a normal sleep pattern, i shower every day, my neet cave is clean, im addicted to nicotine lozenges. pls be my gf and help me with the rest

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I tried doing this, he still cheated on me.
it ruined me.

this shit screams high maintenance and entitlement, and you make it seem like relationships are all bout having "fun" being "cute" and what not, 24x7, quite frankly you sound very immature.

anyways, comparability is such a big issue.

Any answer besides murder suicide aren't gonna fix shit.

All I ask is for a pep talk and a kick in the ass when I get lazy.Besides that I want a lot of hugs and cuddles.

you can't fix a men that's a myth , men grow, adquire experience and fix or fall down themselves. Don't trust dramas

But I'm a good kitchener, probably better than you and I don't eat processed food

I wash my balls daily, motherfucker.

Stuff like this always makes me feel bad about myself, because it reminds me that people generally only think you can be a virgin if you're a fat smelly NEET. I rarely ever seem to fit any of the assumptions femanons post about virgins and it just makes me feel like I'm a massive failure for squandering my above average looks and good prospects in life.

And yet the same women that assume all virgins are fat smelly NEETs complain they're depressed because they haven't had a cock in their mouth for three days.

Rather than having sex with us they would slowly build up our self-esteem and skills until we were proud independant adults. They would attack the people who gave us shit for being different. They would show we're capable of being loved by loving us to the point they would even have kids with us.

Either that or they would an hero on the spot writing "I just wanted to ride chads cock" in their suicide note.

>they hate us and wont be our bfs
>they keep coming here
I DONT GET IT

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Meh, I don't get too mad at them anymore, I figure I must just be disgusting in some way I can't see

they'll say its our personality like that makes it any better

Nobody has ever really had an issue with me, I just mostly seem to be invisible. I feel like if I had an "ugly personality" or whatever there would've at least been some people who openly said they didn't like me instead of just forgetting about me.

nah, what I need is irrelevant, because a good strong girl would deserve much more than that anyway
I'll just stick to my sick 2D fantasies until the end

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But user being forgettable is far worse than this conception of an "ugly personality" you have. Divisive assholes can and often are interesting people, capable of making women feel excited, unlike you. Why would a girl choose to be with someone bland and unexciting, who can't generate any arousal? Your personality is the problem, you just don't get it yet.

I think that's kinda what it is. You just don't have a noteworthy personality.

Oh no don't get me wrong, I was just debunking another thing I see on here, when femanons claim that virgins are either ugly or nasty and manipulative. I already know that I'm too quiet and forgettable which is why I'm a KHV with no friends, I fucked myself by playing vidya instead of learning to socialize as a kid. Now it's too late though.

You are an entitled virgin incel loser.

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>Your personality is the problem, you just don't get it yet.
ok? what do you expect us to do about that? adapt and copy chad personalities? do you have any idea how much work is to even try to pull off convincingly? how about you go pick someone you admire and copy every single thing about their personality. it's impossible.

I just need one that I could build a co-dependent relationship with desu
give me a reason to live, for at least fifteen or twenty years, and a couple kids, that's all I'm asking for

Yeah I've tried a bunch of different angles of personalities and have been working pretty hard ever since high school ended (when I realized how socially fucked I was if I couldn't figure this out before college ended) but still get nowhere. It's really disheartening to try and constantly fail desu.