ITT: worst features to have as a man

Being a fatty is worse

depression

Facial recession... Because we could have fixed this... We could have improved the development...
22 years old, still recessed. Look at how fabulous I could have been.
Hmhmhm... But now... Now they'll alll pay... I'll make them all pay for the facial development I was neglected.

I could've been beautiful. Can't deny that.

Your one rep max

also non existent self steem

>tfw upper face developed but lower face didn't

>tfw just clocked i have a pelvic tilt

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Time to chewmaxx for the miniscule amount of bone gain you can get through regular bone regrowth in the face.
No seriously go fucking chewmaxx. I BELIEVE in adult facial development.

Dicklet

Feminism degree
Beard and glasses
Bad ROM
Being tall and 200+ with sub 1/2/3/4
Looking good in clothing but bad naked
Disproportionate penis size
Brosplit
Soft hands
Bald
Unfitted suit
Moustache and glasses
Wears cowboy boots in the city
Not having at least $600 in your wallet at all times
Slow tinder game
Actually posts body

Just eat, faggot

caw caw caw

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FUCKED YOU ARE JUST LIFT THE FUCKING WEIGHT AND MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOURSELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Not having at least $600 in your wallet at all times

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>600 in your wallet
nigga you fucking retarded ? I feel like an idiot for carrying around 200

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>$600 in your wallet
Fucking retarded

Wallet is for easy accessible cash. Imagine walking around with 100s only. Im sure people hate your autism when breaking change

This faggot probably withdraws his monthly wages and keeps it in his wallet next to his XXL magnum condom

heh

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In small bills so the stack looks bigger.

wide hips

>carrying more than 0$ in your wallet
Lmao

>Being ugly
Nothing else matters if you have a shit face

Being a dyel with hips wider than waist and shoulders wider than hips

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A cock under 12 inches desu

as a guy with really bad gyno but a good looking face i can confirm face matters more than anything

ive punched so far above my weight so many times

>knock knee
>uneven hips
>uneven shoulders
yeah, i'm thinking it's over for me

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Pectus carinatum

I unironically have this and I want to kill myself. It’s not as severe, but my chest won’t look right unless I literally look like Ronnie coleman

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Wrong, asian women love skellies and if you're on here then you probably want an Asian gf

>he still uses cash in 2019

a feminine penis

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I put the bar at 100 dollars. I never had to spend more than 20 that I didn't plan before.

tfw asymetrical pectus excavatum + manlet

i don't even have a wallet. I literally just carry my bank card, my drivers license, and my practicing license in one pocket, and my keys in my hand.
>edc retards
you don't live in the fucking woods

my god, that has got to be shopped, right?

Wtf is that

"pigeon chest"

hips wider than your shoulders

Penis penile papules

Not even close, its all about the face faggot
Except maybe manboobs+skelly

trap material

>penile papules

fugg

do women care about them?

Recessed face is basically game over

they don't care about them at all, don't give in to the hype. had them since I was 13 and never had any issues, only interest

faggots are not aware because this hits only

moobs

>make up excuses with accidents
explain

Fuck I have this too.

And this, so much.

My wife had back surgery when she was younger and has a huge scar going down the center of her back. I can’t even spoon her and be super close because my pectus carintum presses against her scar and hurts her.

>also can’t do preacher curls or exercises similar to pic related because it hurts my chest too much

I’m going to kill myself

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Size 6 feet

Is there an easy way to tell the degree of this? Even taking a photo of myself in profile doesn't really tell me much. Only thing I've noticed is that my forehead is far more sloped than I ever knew.

When your entire sense of self/masculinity is based on internet memes because you were raised by a single mother

No remember he also listed disproportionate penis size

He doesn't lie to himself about his small dick, he justifies it as being proportionate to his body lmao

>not wearing cowboy boots around slickers

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i think the worst thing about them is that they look like a std

whats worse this or fordyce spots

I have all these except the pelvic tilt

Literally just stand straight lmao

Literally just eat lmao

Literally just build your delts lmao

Literally just build big lats lmao

I feel you pectus carinatum bros. Mine's not too bad but I have to keep my bf% higher than I'd like or it looks like an alien chest burster is trying to get out

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The amount of dudes, particularly on the bench, loading up weights they cant handle and going 2-5 inches down often getting their bro to row it up is ridiculous. Even more ridiculous is you these dudes get drunk and brag about how much they bench. And even worse, they think they're actually legit.

That pic has not only something to do with small shoulders, but also W I D E H I P S

Post pic mr. rodger.

Fuck man I was proud my whole life of having straight legs and the moment I started lifting my big quads made it look like I have inward knees.

my penis is disproportionally big am i fucked?

>Literally just stand straight lmao
>Literally just eat lmao
>Literally just build your delts lmao
>Literally just build big lats lmao
Surely this must be your ideal body then?

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>living in a third world country that hasnt converted nearly every store/establishment into paying by debit/credit card

narrow shoulders

you make some shit up, like, oh you had a nasty fall down the stairs long time ago, messed you up really good. carinatum can also be a consequence of some surgeries, or so I've read at least. there's some room for bullshitting to hide your messed up genetics.
shit like this, people will believe anything if you are convincing and keep it semi-realistic without going into too many details. since only

kek

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>Literally just don't act as bitch

small dick. most other things can be compensated for by lifting-- being ugly, bad bone structure, etc. but a ripped guy with a small dick is about the most pathetic thing i can think of. i'm 7.5''x5.5'' and if i had a small dick i'd kill myself

Have both of these plus scoliosis, but I'm 6'5
>tfw born too early to be a mutant king in mad max world

most men have fordyce spots to some degree

ive gottem pretty bad
all over the balls and 1/3rd of the shaft

Worst feature is a weak mind

Damn lad, you should apply to some horror acting roles you're a living horror kino.

>Feminism degree
>Beard and glasses
agree
>Bad ROM
kek
>Being tall and 200+ with sub 1/2/3/4
no woman ever cares about your stats
>Looking good in clothing but bad naked
>Disproportionate penis size
sometimes a dealbreaker, but most of the time, no
>Brosplit
lol
>Soft hands
if anything, preferable
>Bald
yes, it's pretty bad, but if you're older than 40, whatever
>Unfitted suit
who tf wears suits?
>Moustache and glasses
just the moustache is nice, get rid of the glasses
>Wears cowboy boots in the city
yeah, that's weird
>Not having at least $600 in your wallet at all times
who can be stupid enough to do this?
>Slow tinder game
>using tinder
>Actually posts body
tall blond boys wtth long hair feel free to post xoxo;)

A gigantic dick

Receding hairline

I unironically feel for anyone under 50 to have this.

literally just cut lmao

Lmao i have pelvic tilt and girls mire my ass all the time , just be urself bro

being manlet

This, it is a combination of two fuckups

pectus excavatum
the facial deformities that autism creates like the upper lip and bigger forehead and the cow lick swirl
gyno

All he needs is gyno and they'll contain him.

No!

>mfw chinlet
>mfw have pelvic tilt
>mfw terrible teeth
>mfw terrible facial hair
>mfw flat chest
>mfw wristlet

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small dick obv

>being a skeleton is the worst shit as a man
>not skinnyfat
you don't know suffering

I didn't know Rachel Maddow was. Bodybuilder.