I made it guys

Based fast times

Which zep record for picking up women?

>3 and houses of the holy are the most based
>pic related for picking up girls

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Mirin

Poorfags always project the hardest and fastest.

Post body

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Congrats, OP. I have the Velar and I love it.

Congrats you look cool and drive a cool suv

To be fair I do see a lot of decaying Stacys waiting for their double mocha onions frappe in their Range Rovers. Then again, I drive a Corolla, so what do I know?

>google range rover evoque height
>1605mm
>double check your pic
>tip toeing
mfw

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Damn I had no idea so many soccermoms browsed fit

OP is a faggot manlet. Nothing to see here folks.
Go post on /o/ so they can call you faggot as well.

Let me get this straight. So, nobody on this board actually lifts or makes it so they just continuously post anything irrelevant to the subject of the forum?
OP why are you posting a car as a sign of making it on a fitness board while not looking like you've ever picked up a weight in your life?

Barely as tall as the car. They are not that high, user.

>shorts and boots
You are literally a woman.

Oh wow lol.
Boots and shorts.
White shorts at that.
Stupid looking car.
Stupid color on car.
Orange shirt lol.
Bet your life sucks and you are sad all the time.

Jk OP. I like the ride and you look good my dude.
Personally I love a good boot/short combo. 10 times better than flip flops or tennis shoes.

Congrats on life

>I made it guys

You made it into the car? Good job, that must have been hard since you're 5'2"

There's just too many women driving these OP. You should go for the Autobiography or the sv if you can afford it

kek

absolute state

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Take a pic up against a door.

Nice, I have one as well.
What sold it for me was the glass roof.

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>op doesn't look like he lifts
Frauders body dysmorphia is hilarious. No wonder why most of you have crack head gfs and try your best to manipulate photos because of your bigerexia.
Drop dead at 40 faggot

Is it reliable. They look nice indeed

When they get to the 80k mark expect problems. Repairs are very expensive but it's a fun car to drive and I always get compliments.
However, pretty soon I'm gonna sell it and get pic related

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>Jaguar/Land Rover
>Reliable
Pick one. Most of the luxury brands are terrible if you're planning on keeping the car past its warranty. Lexus is the only game in town for long term ownership, even Acura's not what they used to be. I'd only consider leasing a Range Rover, provided I had enough disposable income that it wasn't a big deal to do so.

Are challengers Jow Forums approved?

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OH NO NO NO...

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>the glassroof
Are you a girl?

post nudes. manlets only exist for the pleasure of real men.

pathetic manlet :)

No I am not, why?
Panaromic roofs are very tasteful imo

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Hi Jeff Nippard, looking good, nice car

HE IS 5'2 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

GOOD LUCK TRYING TO PICK UP CHICKS IF THEY HAVE TO LOOK DOWN

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I don't think you understand what projection means

jeff you are my fitness spirit animal
>those boots though

Range rovers are absofucking notorious for major major breakdowns. I've heard of cars literally breaking down as they're being driven off the lot.

They basically make a Mercedes look like a Toyota in terms of reliability. If you doubt me it's easy as shit to Google around and get examples.

Get a real car

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There's nothing wrong with most Range Rovers, user. This isn't one of them, it's literally a woman's car.

I thought this was photoshopped to make you look smaller, also
> that shirt
> those shorts
> those boots
> boots and shorts

I have never seen a man driving a range rover evoque. In fact pretty much any suv is soccer mom core nowadays.

Dressed for SEX

>car that isn't black, white, or grey
Middle class OUT OUT OUT

>Being short
>Making it
Pick one

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You having kids? Its a good car for children my brother bought it his wife when they got their second daughter. The trunk is not that big but its really comfortable inside.

If you dont think the guy in OP doesnt lift then the roids has caused real fucked up body dysmorphia to you my dude

>get a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeal mans car
>*sips while rubbing boomer beer belly

>get in a minor fender bender
>your meme roof shatters
ishiggydiggy

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post it on social media with the caption "ALL MY LIFE I WAS A FUCKUP, NOW I PULL THE TRUCK UP"

post results

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Yes, cool lookin car

I don't know user. Life seems good but that's when most tend to get sloppy and let their spirit dissipate. As long as you're in this realm you're never really set.

Good luck.

Only if it's a trim with a v8.

Why do you need a comfortable trunk?

Goteeem

happiness is an unsustainable goal, a threshold that we raise every time we achieve it. OP is fucked, basically

>could buy a lambo
>could buy a ferrari
>could buy audi r8
>could buy a brand new mercedes
>could buy a porsche
>buys a fucking land rover

Jow Forums people got the worst taste ever, enjoy picking up only men with your car and maybe 1 women, and that women gonna be your mom

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This is the only time I've laughed at a manlet for being a manlet. Holy fucking cope.

You only mentioned 1 non-shitskin car, yikes.

What kind of shit car gets to 80k and gets problems?
Why even buy land shit rover?

You buy a nice car for attention, if you spending money on a brand new land rover might aswell spend on a used ferrari or lambo if you really want good attention
try rent a car like that and drive through the city with it, let me tell you, the attention is crazy, literally every guy and thot turn their neck 180 degrees to mirin you driving around

...

>dodge
they should really be paying you to drive their shitty ass vehicles, crazy that anyone would actually pay to drive a dodge.

>range rover

Imagine OP's bank account when it starts breaking down literally a week from now

If you made it, why did you buy the cheapest entry level range rover?

who the fuck buys and suv coup?!

YOU "MADE IT" BUYING A "BRITISH" CAR MADE BY INDIANS
POST THIS SHIT ON /o/ THEY GOTTA SEE THIS

Oh hey, my mom drives the same car.

>buys the cheapest Land Rover available
>is shorter than his vehicle
>thinks he made it
You look like a faggot beside that thing and only poorfags would be impressed that you could get a loan for a car that costs about as much as an average Subaru.

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Dang you'll really be hot stuff when you pick the kids up at soccer practice