Fembots, whats the most crazy sexual thing youve ever done?

Get the fuck out of my fembot safe space

You must be the family's shame.

How about not asking out of fucking nowhere?

They are lesbian with respect to each other. Also the butch one didnt fuck me or anything. We just spoiled the femme

Because he assumed you were playing some dumb youtube prank on him. You have to sex it up a little. Touch him and tell him you think hes hot and omg this is so bad but if he took you to the bathroom youd totally fuck him

Come to Odessa Texas and be my autistic 6/10 GF. I make 140k a year as a dilling engineer at Halliburton and I just made a 14k bonus I will never reject your awkward sex requests

it's because he actually has a life unlike us

I would be scared that you had a couple black guys in there waiting to tie me up and harvest my organs. Girls don't just suggest boning in the bathroom out of nowhere unless they're up to something.

you all told me I could ask outta nowhere as long as he didnt had a girlfriend. Im awful at flirting.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT JUST FUCKING STOP WITH FEMBOT SHIT FUCCK OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDS GO READ A FUCKING TUMBLR BLOG OR SOMETHING NOBODY HERE HAS DONE ANYTHING INTERESTING

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You're such a fucking retard. This is how you do it
>Hey chad, you done with classes today
>Ye bitch
>It's been too long since I've had action, wanna come back to my apartment?
>Ok bitch
It's literally that fucking easy

>Que 100 lonely men LARPing.

Absolutely not, it's definitely my friend, not me.

Literal. She lives alone on a farm and has her horse for company.

Yeah but you have to actually ask in a way that doesnt take him by fucking surprise you dunce. You can ask without any buildup but it needs to be an actual invitation. Are you autistic?

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>Are you autistic?
Yes but very high functioning. I just wanted to be brave and make things easier.

He wasnt a "chad".

Because he though you were making a prank
In other words because is likely to win the lotto that a ramdom girl asks you to have sex and actually is going to do it if you say yes

I had unprotected sex with three of my guy friends in a span of one day. Mind you this was when I thought I was dying of cancer. If I knew I was misdiagnosed, I would never do it.

Well I commend you for trying to be brave. Try something like this.
>Hey user, Ive been feeling really horny lately. You turn me on, would you like to come to my place to do it sometime?

I respect that, if I was dying Id descend into unrestrained hedonism as well

Whatever, bitch. The point still stands. Even if this fails, download tinder and enjoy an endless pool of dick if you want to be a slut. Women have it so easy.

did they find out about each other?

The way you put it makes it sound like it was a prank or worse. If you would've touched his shoulder a bit and suggested a better place than the bathroom, 90% of guys would probably be up for it.

>mfw if I was dying of cancer nothing would change and I would just end up still dying a virgin
Even dying is less harsh for women

>dilling engineer
How do you expect your invitation to be reliable in any way when you misspell the name of your profession?

Why wouldn't you hire a hooker, user?

Not him, but hookers are a waste of time. I'm interested in sex since it seems really romantic and passionate, neither of which seem like a hooker would bring.

Glad you understand. I only had one bf back in high school and didn't sleep up anyone after. Went on a 3 year sex drought and it just shook me, so I was like fuck it.

Not that I know of. We all still hang out sometimes and it's not awkward between them. I made sure when we did it, it was going to be a one time thing and to never bring it up again. They are pretty normie, so I guess it was just a bang to them.

Sorry user. They didn't know I was "dying".
And I kind of just had to throw myself at them.

So foes she fuck it? More detials please

Sorry, im typing one handed imagining a qt fembot GF :))

I've no idea where to start looking, I'd probably just order a bunch of heroin and kms
>Sorry user. They didn't know I was "dying".
>And I kind of just had to throw myself at them.
That was kinda my point though, because saying "I'm dying please fuck me" wouldn't work for me anyways. Just sad to think that I wouldn't be able to "go out with a bang" or anything if I was in that situation

This is so fucking hot. If you have actual cancer now please come to Odessa Texas and be my dying cum dumpster GF. You can fuck as many guys as you want except no blacks and I dont care about condoms. God this is so fucking hot

>Sorry, im typing one handed imagining a qt fembot GF :)
I hope you design your drilling wells with your two hands because if we get another Exxon Valdez oil spill I promise I'm gonna bomb the fuck out of you, bastard technophiles.

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Now that you did that, did you enjoy yourself? They why not keep doing it? With more and more people too.

Not really one singular thing but me and my bf have slave/master type fantasies so out of the blue he handed me a 'contract' that If I signed I would be agreeing to let him do literally whatever he wanted to me for 48 hours, with no going back. Was both really fun and awful but I'm glad we did it, sorta made us closer in a fucked up way.

I let my dad watch me masturbate while he jerked off.

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send nudes to a guy from Jow Forums
he kept asking and asking and asking. i should've told him to fuck off but i didn't realise it at that time

Yes she does. Pretty even mix between playing, sucking and fucking. Took a lot of patience, practice and being careful but she's used to it now. Usually every day or so she'll get up to something with him, sometimes more sometimes less. Just depends on her mood and his, how she reads it. Been this way for about a year running now, started trying and experimenting months before that.

how did u get up in that situation

That's gross. Why are you friends with this woman? Can't get away from her?

god this sounds awful. i hope this is bait
have a (You)

He caught me doing it and I just let him watch.

Yeah something like that, it's just the way it is for her. Substitute bf, living alone with privacy and all. A little curiosity and lonliness turned into the norm.

This is actually kind of interesting. Why do you think that?

She can't have much privacy if you found out.

It was pretty hot in the moment.

>fembot safe space

Fembots are not real you fucking brainlet

You blew the LARP, lame. I was planning to fap along with you.

How old were you? Are you fit? Do you wish he would fuck you? Did you tease him up to that?

I felt extreme shame and guilt when I found out I was misdiagnosed. I didn't really enjoy the sex, I just wanted to feel something other than my impending doom. I wouldn't do something like that ever again.

Exxon Valdez happened because the captain was drunk as hell and steered into a fuckin sandbar or some shit. Had nothing to do with drilling

Not a larp but think what you like.

Stop being dense user. SHE'S the horse fucker.

Put a sharpie in my butt, not even memeing.
Or sending nudes to a guy I met on here.

>no actual details

So what, he spanked you? Lame. Details needed. Did he take a shit on you?

Pics or...

How the hell is a girl gonna fuck a horse? A dude famously died from that

Pics of the buttsharpie? Or copies of the nudes?

You don't have to let the horse go balls deep

How do I make sure my young daughter doesn't end up as perverted as you?

Can't you read?
>Absolutely not, it's definitely my friend, not me.

Like I said, a lot of practice and patience, being very careful and taking it slow over a long time. Also understanding the horse and being understood, very familiar and comfortable with one another. Plus he's a smaller breed.

This also of course but that should be obvious.

Because that's a rape charge waiting to happen. If you wanted to fuck him you could have asked him on a date

I never said that. Drilling was not the cause of Exxon Valdez. However drilling can cause an environmental disaster of the same magnitude. Oil spills can have many different causes.

He probably thought you were pranking him. Stacey's will occasionally do that to guys just to laugh at them with their friends that "that loser actually thought I wanted to fuck him lmao". It's more common than you think. You have to hit on him at least a little bit while you do it.

He did many things but I don't know what's worth saying and what isn't
No shits though.

Listen to her when her door is locked and if you hear her panting and a schlickschlickind sound, she is most likely twizzling her slit. Open the door and tell her its okay, then pull your dick out and stroke.

If she is grossed out, youll be proud she isnt degenerate

If shes into it, at least you can get laid

God youre boring as shit. Come to Odessa Texas and be my braindead cockslave GF. I make 140k as a drilling engineer and youll get none of it because youre a worthless cockslave who i will keep chained up in my bedroom 23 hours a day

>tfw when normalniggers spread their cancer here.
As days goes by my hope for this board dies. Go kill yourselves

kek
that just made my day user

based Odessa Texas poster. godspeed. i hope you find a gf

Can you at least pay for my flight?
I'm only boring as shit because I have no reason to be interesting here.
And why only 23 hours?
I'm not braindead but I would kinda like to be

Nobody actually fucks horses. Their dicks are way too big to take without injury without a crew of people assisting, and they only last like 10 seconds anyway. Horse dick is pretty hot, but fucking a real horse is just a waste of time. Now, jerking off or sucking a horse I can see, but no lonely girl is out fucking her horse.

Wanna do both with me femanon? :^)
No srsly though

Don't need a crew of people if you're familiar enough on your own. And lasting only a short time isn't a problem. Also you'd have to be retarded to try and take the full size, and don't. Agree on the second part about hands and mouth, but she, my friend, goes the full way as well.

>Pay for my flight

Are you going to fucking KEK ME WITH A NIGGER as soon as I do like pic related, you goddamn gold digger?

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100% a LARP at this point. Horses are fucking powerful, and if you've ever seen an animal mate, they don't fuck around. Mr. Hands could take a full horse cock on his own pace, but horses get up in the action immediately, and he's worm food now. Maybe if she built some sort of fucked up cage to sit in, making sure he didn't force himself too deep, but I just can't see this being worth the time or effort.

Lmao what a weak LARP

Yeah the girth of a horse cock would just rip a vagina straight open to the anus

>why am I hard now?

Thank you buddy. Unfortunately im surrounded by COCK out here

I wouldn't dare, I don't care about black guys or money, I just don't have enough of my to pay for one myself and I wouldn't want to borrow from my parents.
Would you look after me?

>Vagina can pass babies, let alone comically oversized dildos, but can't handle a big dick

You should actually spend some time around horses. They are powerful no doubt but they are complex behaviorally and will act differently to different people especially if they know and respect you.

Also you're acting like something simply can't be done when really all it takes is being used to and knowing how it will happen and just taking that into account and responding correctly. Familiarity and anticipation.

>There's no way a girl could take a horse cock without getting injured
Pure fucking cope, there's plenty of videos of chicks taking dildos even bigger

I never said vaginas can't handle a horse cock, they just can't without preparation and time. Plus my uncle owned one of the larger horse ranches in Georgia, and the first thing he told me is never be too careful around a horse. They aren't usually violent, but they are way stronger than a human, and can easily hurt you if startled or even just on accident.

This is amazing. Are you real? You would never have to work another day. Im 30 and ready to buy a house. Odessa houses kinda suck dick though desu, but we could get a Betenbough, check them out online

Youre not fat are you?

Have sex with my dog. It started when I let him lick me while I was masturbating and it eventually graduated to when I decided to bend over on the floor because I let my horniness get to me and he mounted me and had sex with me. We've been doing it a few times a week for the past 3 years.

It feels better than masturbating but what sucks is that if I don't get off and he does, then I get little out of it. But I know how to work with him so that we both get off. What's good about it is having a big, soft heavy thing on your back and you feel his hot breath as he humps you. It lasts about 1-2 minutes and then we have to stay in that position while we wait for him to go soft. It's a pretty intimate time.

After I did it with him, he's treated me differently. More affectionately but also like I'm no longer his master. He's also a little aggressive with me. Sometimes when I feel like it, I'll sleep naked with him either in his cage or in or near his bed. It just feels nice and intimate. I'll also cook him nice human food dinner and let him eat most of it and eat off the plate with him. I guess it's nice to play submissive with him.

If there's any femanons here thinking about it, I'd say to try it at least. It feels good and you don't have to worry about anything. Plus, dogs are more loyal than men. My only tip would be that once he gets his dick in you, let him do what he wants. Don't fight him or do anything to force him out, if you want to not get hurt and especially not to hurt him, you have to let him finish and get soft and pull out himself. It's an enjoyable experience despite the tabooness of it all.

>a rubber dildo in your hand is the same as a thick, HARD cock from an animal that can break your spine with a wrong move

Multiple times, preparation and time have been said already.

Agree with your uncle though, they don't always know their own strength or size perfectly as you expect. Controlling the space is important.

This is fucking great. Saved.

I would ask you to come to Odessa Texas and be my dog fucking GF, but it looks like I have a Gf now :)))

Don't make the wrong move.

>If there's any femanons here thinking about it, I'd say to try it at least

kek

>pls fuck your dog fellow fembots it's really good teehee

>Has a long-term loving bf from
>Willing to abandon him on a moment's notice to be a slave to some random robot who she's never met
>Oh gosh user I would never take advantage of you

I'm real, are most girls really so shit these days that you seem surprised?
I would love to live in a comfy house like that and not have to work (but I'm not lazy I promise)
No, not fat

>sent a bunch of pictures of my legs to random dudes in group chats when i was 14
>tried to touch my boyfriends dick when we were alone in a cafeteria once and he kept saying no but i kept doing it. still 14
>had cybersex with a 24 y/o also when i was 14

basically i was a fucked up kid

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>you don't have to worry about anything
Oh m8, you very much do. The fact that almost nobody will want to be with you once they find out is a thing you are going to have to worry about forever.