ITT we all live in a town in the old west in 1899

Which one of you pickle licking, horse fucking, sons of bitches took my goddamn horse?

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*bang* i have shot you
you are dead

> mum rustled the cum cattle
What in tarnation am I supposed to do

>Be me
>Just bought my first gun from the general store
>A nice 6 shooter
>Immediately go to the saloon to show my buds
>Start doing cool spinny gun tricks to show off
>Accidentally shoot the barkeep in the face
Holy fuck bros, the sheriff will be on me any minute. What the fuck do I do???

Been up in the mountains recently? There's a big ass bear up there

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Can someone shoot me?

>take money
>skip town

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I'm dirty dan you're pinhead

Thanks pardner. Im grabbing my supplies from my house now... OH HOLY FUCK THE SHERIFF IS OUTSIDE WITH HIS DEPUTIES. Fuck oh fuck bros, Im not gonna hang, I cant die like that, oh fuck Im gonna have to try and shoot my way out!!!

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Get tuberculosis while trying to talk to Elizabeth (your onetis who fucking Outlaw Chad and Negro Joe)