Tfw could beat the shit out of literally all of you

lol nice try normalfaggot. g17 would lay you out in a second.

Got my FN FAL and my FN Five SeveN handy. And a Ruger SP101 in my pocket. Send me your address

>act tough
>end up getting shot

Jow Forums, never stop being hilarious

You're nowhere near as vicious as me. I'll fucking devour you

I would kill you all to death

at the same time? I doubt it.

>normalfaggot
>g17
lol

lol laugh all you want normie.

>tfw I'd let you because that's the only physical contact I've felt in years

Beat me daddy. Beat me then pound my bussy.

Yeah? I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps.

you wish motherfucker say that to my face not online see what happens son of whore

You couldn't take me out I'm a 5'3 112 lb killing machine I will rock your world buddy

>thats gay dude

It's only gay if he spits in his hand first.

>tfw could beat the shit out of literally all of you
No you can't

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fight me faggot

origigniign

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poopyhead i can win

cum here and prove it big boy ;)

try it i have a layer of fat built up over the years that protects me and i will slam you to the ground with 210 lbs

A middle school boy could beat the shit out of me.

Yeah, retard strength will do that

> I'm made of meat
> "..could beat the shit out of literally all of you"
> op wants to beat my meat

you're fucking gay op

Id like someone to beat my shit. I hurt myself when in drugs but there's a threshold of pain I can't consciously cross that I would enjoy to be inflicted upon. Just dont break my face, I'm kinda good looking and I don't have much else going.

Please do. I'm in to that

I hope you can. I havnt shit in the last 40+ hours

He wants to beat your shit. Not your meat. OP is a scat fetishist.

>tfw don't base self-worth on how good I am in a fight
>tfw could probably still beat you

No, in a row.

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I hope you've chosen your last thoughts wisely.

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Oh but you misunderstand OP, for what you see now is a mere fraction of my ability, a taste of my strength, i am only using about 0.0000001% of my power. You dare approach me when i have so much in reserve? You will see...
This is not even my final form

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>trying this hard to fit in
thats a big yikes from me

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Hmm is that so?
Lets see....
I wrestled in HS
Took kickboxing for 3 yrs
Can deadlift 3 plates on both sides
Carry a can of pink mace everywhere(because im not insecure)

Id fuck you up, frogboy.

No matter how shitty you are you'll eventually win. Keep practicing, bud.

i could kill you before you even had the chance to react. you would die without knowing what killed you

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YEAH? WELL IT'S EASY TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT.

Hnng beat me daddy.. and then rape me while I'm unconscious

youtube.com/watch?v=ilHCVu299ww

Yh you probably could. Skinny boy but I would try to put up a fight regardless

Whoa whoa, what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Tssk... you think you're a match for ol' Dirk Darkwood, huh?
Ya got guts kid, I'll give you that. Nothin personnell, but I'm gonna take pleasure in seeing just what they look like... EN GARDE!

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so meta xD take my upvote gentlesir

Why does this manlet always look like he's crying or about to cry?

If you'd really push it and tried to kill me I'd stab you with my switchblade.

A lot of people could beat me up, you'd hardly be the best at it on this website. Lots of druggies on this board too who could take you down. Beating up people who NEVER exercise isn't an accomplishment, working out is a common hobby. Also few gun owners floating around too, why don't you bring a knife to one of their houses and see what's up.

>Beating up people who NEVER exercise isn't an accomplishment,
yet they flaunt about even shit like that.
This is why guns are the best fucking thing to exist on this bitch of an earth. Makes people behave properly.
>inb4 nigger gangs and spic gangs
well I said *people*

Go kys you stupid gay queer faggot

God bless 'murrica land of bullets burgers and sharts

Please Chad, just go and beat your Stacy to death and leave us robots alone with our weakness and spleen.

laugh all you want but that's the life

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I was agreeing with you, not my fault the gun owners are mostly fat or methhead faggots.

Was looking for this kek

good thread we should all meet up and fight

reddit, leave immediately and never return

Here's a pick of OP posting this thread

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