Optimal dating life

What would your optimal dating life look like?
>long distance
>voice chat regularly
>no pressure to ever meet in person, happy living apart
>when we want to have kid, I mail my cum to her

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any dating life would be optimal for me.

I guess everything opposite of that or be alone

>she mails her cum to you in response

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>IRL
>Talk through text, meet up and hang out
>Trust that she won't cheat, she trusts I won't either. No breaches in trust are ever had
>I have a very slight impregnation fetish so whenever we have sex I feel a mighty need to pump every last drop of my semen inside of her pussy while telling her that I'm gonna start a family with her
>Maybe actually have some kids with her a little down the road

Also she has to be black because I like black girls a lot

>having less sperm than your gf
shigggyy

Fucking this. Anything will do just give me a god damn gf.

>shigggyy
It's time for you and your old memes to die, boomer.

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That happened with a pen pal of mine once.

>Living together
>We go out twice a week, once to play Magic, another on an actual date
>Play mmos or team shooters together, where she is my dedicated healslut
>I work an okay job that supports us mostly, she makes up the difference by selling her breastmilk
>I help her out with this daily, often tying her to a rack while she pumps
>She is bell-and-collar'd constantly, even when we go out

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