Post pics that make you say, "God I wish that was me."
Post pics that make you say, "God I wish that was me."
>shadfuck
Yikes
>shadman
oreganolopolis
>sir shad
>shadeus
As much as I dislike Shad and his art, this is actually really hot.
>tfw I'll never work as an intern at an all-female firm full of amazon-tier women who bully and tease me sexually every day leaving me going home a sopping mess
i-imagine the smell hahaha
Jesus dude you are beta as fuck.
>send you out to collect a stack of files
>trips you walk back in making you fall and scatter everything
>says here let me help you, dumb ditz
>puts pussy right on your face as she squats down to pick up files
>you get dizzy from the musk of her mature pheromones before you can say anything
>she rubs her ass into your face until your nose is all the way inside her asshole
>other ladies in the office look over and laugh at you and the growing blotch in your pants from your leaking, calling you a dirty slut
>ywn brush fingers with bearded sky man while naked
eh, kinda hot. Except for the ridiculousness of
>she rubs her ass into your face until your nose is all the way inside her asshole
lol
One of shad's best panels.
>tfw you will never be a little girl put in situations like this
Why live bros
I want a dominant gf so badly holy fuck
>no gf to casually sit on your face whenever she feels like it
Might as well end it now
GOD i wish that were me
pepe is so sexy and dominant
Same as OP's pic except its me and a short girl with my giant cock shoved in her face
read "growing body of knowledge" by littlemac
A loving family with a loving titcow wife
well that one's easy, haha
hah
just let me end it already
Unironically, I wish for nothing more.
god i really truly wish that were me
the boy who had everything but got nothing
Pretty much this desu
I want to kill myself
I'm legit going to kill myself, I forgot the picture because the robot kept blocking my posts.
may i ask why are they all hard
>Post pics that make you say, "God I wish that was me."
This image makes me say that
>The children have bigger bulges than the dad
Why?
>Post pics that make you say, "God I wish that was me."
okay
Geniune question, do you dislike shadman because of his edgy topics, his art style, or because you're just participating in the >shadman meme?
>Post pics that make you say, "God I wish that was me."
Why not
He fucks that everyday so he's accustomed
>tfw no ditto gf
Man this is what I want so bad
The novelty would probably fade and it'd become annoying.
Shad's art style is absolute garbage when he's not copying a popular cartoon. It doesn't help that he tries to be as gross-out and edgy as possible, though.
Fucking doubt it
Probably better than what you can draw retard
>Hurr you can't criticize unless you could do better
Why cant this be me?
Why cant he come back
This. I was so undesirable all in my life I would accept anything for female interest.
Nice self portrait you gigantic bean.
I really like Shad, too bad he went vanilla. Some of his comics are still great because of my unrelated fetish.
it was all memes for me, i dont feel strongly one way or another about his art, although i think his drawings are kind of funny. like the stupid shit youd draw in middle school to pass around to classmates for a laugh, but the more extreme version of it. idk
I can draw better than shadman
And you know what? Shadman can probably draw better than shadman
He draws that garbage because it's easy and he can produce a large volume of work with very little effort.
Which idiots like you lap up.
I wish I didn't but I do
why are you even looking at the kids bulges??
This is so dumb when it's not a female doing the feminizing and locking up.
Imagine your face being stuck in her asss haha imagine how embarrassing that would be hahaha
I want to be thin and beautiful
you don't need to build a car to know when one isn't working
Are you new here or something?
Originally
God DAMN you are a devolutionary human being.
tumblreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
His concepts are sometimes interesting but his technical skills have stagnated and he's a painfully tryhard edgelord who thinks he's way smarter than he actually is.
What makes you say that? Just because you fag constantly ruin a great fetish and I dislike that doesn't mean I'm new here.
>girl who loves and cares about me
god i fucking wish
He became really lazy.
I wanna be the big guy with all the skulls
Angron?
me on the left
with the pissbottles
no, I meant this guy
this thread is way too easy OP
the pepe. plssxx:33
>ywn be a mindless killing machine
>ywn not worry about no gf only more slaughter
>ywn crack open some skulls with your slaughterbros
feels bad man
I always wanted to know what it's like to tie and gag a girl that doesn't want to be restrained
Will it ever get better, guys?
Aien Kien
I want to be inside a girl's pussy while she hugs me.
I'm afraid not. They all like the same things and you like none of it. There's no remedying that.
Which makes this site's traditionalist bent very apropos, because in the past you never had to be your wife's best friend to marry them; now you do. And since 99% of people like the Avengers and that brainless shit, you'll never find anyone, much less a woman, with whom you will feel like you belong. You'll always be either boring or eccentric to everyone around you.
These two images hurt me. I will never have this
He's literally fucking disgusting and shits on everything sacred.
I wish he'd draw himself getting fucked in the ass by a spikey bone dick and see how he likes it.
t. shadster
Here, have some attention, I used to be just like you
samesies originalmassmurder
I'd learn from his mistakes
Shad has been making a lot of gay shit lately
i want to be a small girl used as a cocksleeve by a giant futa
He's into fart porn now.
the good news is i'll get it soon enough
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ORogninal
I'm glad desu
Well on the right, that is.
filler text so I can post this image
Wow, his dick is so tiny.
I don't have any femdom porn so I'll just post cuddling instead since it's equally as good
So she's drowning that person by sitting on them whilst emitting noxious, visibly green farts?
Yes, I fapped to it many times.
Isn't it hot?
I want to be this adorable thing
every person looks the same, he just changes the color palette
also
>99% of images have chromatic aberration
>lol look at how edgy i am
Ssnniiiiffffffffffffffnnnntttttttttt...
Lol can you imagine if you were in this situation and one of the women FARTED in your FACE. haha lol imagine what it would smell like it would be so funny! :)
this is what i strive to be.
I'd honestly rather be a pigeon than a human
>completely free
>can fly around and shit on all the plebs below
>too stupid to worry about things such as purpose in life or feel bad in general
Looks like a nice life
Wynaut this one.
I really like this
>tfw no dominant yandere gf to tie me up and keep me prisoner in her house
Would love to be the girl in pic related, being so touch-starved it must feel insane but I'd probably die from laughing so much.
Best feeling.
You sir, have a good taste.
I wanna be a guy who doesn't care about peoples feelings and can shit on others feelings and be an asshole and work their way up in whatever career path they choose. Sadly I love people too much but there is a part of me that wants to break bad and become successful. Its the only way, either that or invent something important.
this is what i want and god do i wish for it
I dont know what to say about that pic
Why shadman, why