Femanons, how would you react if your date wanted to eat your ass?

>tfw femanon to watch lay back and moan shamefully while you lick her cute butthole and rub her clit to orgasm

how do you identify phoneposters? just because of capital letters?

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yeah, nobody actually capitalizes anything online unless it's a paper for a class or you phone automatically does it for you.

Oh my god thats not even how I thought you identified me as a phone poster lmao, you guys are dumber than i realized

Not so much dumb I guess as less technologically aware than I thought

>tfw no gf who loves me licking her ass but pretends she doesn't because she's embarrassed about it

Capitalizing is more muscle memory for me and I'm on my computer. You might just be a retard, user

its the filenames you tard how long have you been on here?
lick my ass femanon Its my turn to get rimmed

Butthole is husband-access-only. Or at least long term bf. A date is lucky to get a kiss.

You are a very good girl.

please be my gf femanono

How come youre assuming im female? Cuz im a phoneposter?

>You are a very good girl.
For you

Because I can tell by your false bitchy behavior, deep down you're just a little slut sub.

Why can't the kiss be with your butthole?

I guess, in the same way i can tell youre a beta because youre calling me bitchy on r9k. The real question is what type of phone do i have?

An Iphone. anyways you're my girlfriend now. Watch anime with me faggot

For me?
Do you really mean it?

How do you know its an iphone? I just have to make sure

I'll tell you once you give me your discord. :^)

If it was my long term monogamous asexual boyfriend I would blush and say yes and scrub my ass really well in the shower and get all my farts out and I guess say "okay".
if it was literally any other person asking me to do something sexual with them I would call 911.

tradthot fuck out of r9k. you have been liberated in the world. stop being trapped in your mind.

I'd rather eat his if I'm honest.

god why cant more women be like you

this tbqfh. i am too self conscious about my ass but I think male asshole can be sexy.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask one of you ladies to be my girlfriend

t. bugman with hairy balls, legs and taint with a white hairless asshole

Its not safe, chad will beat me again

Actually I'm a white skelly twink but ok

You'd be surprised at the amount who are into it user.
This, I dont enjoy it myself because of insecurities.
Doubtful you're anywhere near me and I no longer e-date. Sorry user! You and should link up

wow, sounds actually hot. I love twinks. you bi/gay?

No need to e-date if you fly to Odessa, Texas.

I'm bi, but I wouldn't date a guy.
Do you live on the east coast?

DUDE I'm talking to you in another thread lmao

that is a bit of a red flag tbqfh. why would you not date a guy if you're bi?

Do you not know what baneposting is?

Guy that has had his ass licked here. It feels pretty good, but only for like 3 minutes before the sensitivity of it goes away. As a guy, it feels weird being in a submissive position where someone has access to your asshole. It's not my favorite thing but it's some nice foreplay. Getting licked from the top of your dick to the center of your asshole is an experience.

Because I want a family in the future user.

I knew it was a red flag. Well, bye, sad twink.

I don't really see how me wanting to settle down with someone is a red flag lol. Have a nice day user

How is wanting to have biological children a red flag?

Wanting to settle down is fine. Wanting to have children is bad. They are not the same thing.

because it means you believe you're entitled to bring somebody into existence, and it presupposes your ability as a parent. 90% of parents should have their kids taken away.

I don't see how having children is a bad thing, if more people actually wanted to have children and taught them how to behave correctly then the world would be a better place.
I don't really get it either, I just want to be happy with a family, but whatever

>submissive
The submissive one is doing the ass eating. Getting your ass eaten is alpha af.

No, if fewer people wanted to have children and those that did taught them how to behave correctly, the world would be a better place. Imagine no more traffic gridlock. No more waiting in huge lines. No more crowds.

>because it means you believe you're entitled to bring somebody into existence
You realize this is the purpose of all living creatures, right?

THE ODESSA user IS THE SADDEST R9K LORE LMFAO
GET LAID *PLEASE*

Move out of a degen city? I love the rural life I live, maybe if all of that is your problem then get out of cities they aren't good for you, and people don't belong in them.

No it is not. Common mistake. A creature is either a decomposer, a producer, or a consumer. No creature is categorized as a reproducer. It is not a biological imperative. We are not algae.

I live on a farm and I still think there's too many people. It's sick. Literally 10 cars a day drive by my house and I have neighbors on the same road as me.

I'm glad this thread exists. Femanons, please remember that no matter the shape or size, your butthole is beautiful.

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I live near farms too, and I don't have your issues, you must live in a more populated area than me. Look we can disagree about things all night, but right now all's I want is a cute girl to eat my ass then we can go watch reruns of spice and wolf, thats never gonna happen though

So you're an actual retard then, alright.

You are deluded.

MAZDA zoom zoom zoom.

Egh. To me ass eating is the ultimate form of body worship and expression of lust. Has to have a pretty nice ass for me to want to lick her shitter. Or at least the capability to profoundly arouse me, a rare femanon skill to my patrician tastes.

For all less than its a pretty distasteful thought.

just blow the cars up user

Tell me about user, why did he have the hope?
When it was removed, it was extremely painful

I was born in the depression - molded by it

Are you a vegan or vegitarion by any chance?

no, I eat meat. I hunt deer and rabbits and stuff. I do eat commercial chicken and beef but I don't like to contribute to factory farming very much.