Be me

>be me
>on my way to work
>go to korean shop
>see ramen 2x spicy
>funny chicken on the box
>ahahah he has a bomb in the hand
>funny shit
>buy it
>at work
>hungry
>let's try it
>one taste
>face turns red
>crying my eyes out
>dying in the middle of the office
>korean friend looking at me
>he looks at the ramen cup
>looks back at me
>"ale you letalded ? dis is too spicy fol you"
>mfw i've just been called retarded by a ziphead
>mfw it still hurts
>help

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Tell him the pain tastes so good.
Anything else and you seem like a pussy.

next time don't add the spice packet
you can eat it all down in front of gook and look like a boss

Korean noodles are fucking crazy, be careful next time user

why do people buy overly spicy shit. have they become desensitized to regular spicy shit?

Some people like pain, some people chainsmoke, some older folks have diminished sense of taste and can handle the heat...
My favorite reason is that some of the most delicious blends of food are spicy.

Making food spicy is cheap and tastier than alternatives on a low budget. High-end foods are not spicy, typically, as they rely on the flavor of the ingredients instead of spice masking it.

Been meaning to try these for ages.
Never seen them in the UK except on Amazon.
I do have 15 quid left over on a gift card though... so I could actually order some right now... tempted.

Do it. They're pretty good.

there is a yellow box, it's pretty good and eatable, the red box op is talking about is very spicy and there's also a black box and you have to be prepared because you will die eating this shit

What's the brand? I feel like dying

It's funny how all Korean food was invented by the Nips and the Chinks. Literally no culture at that shithole.

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I'm a complete heat fiend when it comes to food.
I'm "one of those guys"... I'm not satisfied unless it feels like I've deepthroated a fire demon.

smyang spicy ramen, enjoy your death m8

I got the black one and it's milder than red.

fuck i always thought it was spicier !

educate yourself a bit you stupid retard
migrationology.com/south-korean-food-dishes/

but can you even breathe after ? whenever i eat spicy food i'm just like going in circle and jumping like a retard, i'm litteraly crying when i eat this kind of shit

you're just a pussy. eat it more often and you'll acclimate to it

eat my dick faggot

Bet it tastes like milk and bread cause you're afraid of spice

hides the fact that the actual food doesnt taste very good

50 yuan and 50 yen have been deposited into your account

This stuff isn't even spicy.
That fucking relish my dad mixes with his noodles is absolutely horseshit I've gotten chemical burns from handling it. Fucking white people baka.

Damn you guys are weaksauce if you can't eat that.
Yes it's quite spicy, but still edible if you aren't a complete painlet.

Since when is korea cultural-less?

Name 1 original thing that korea has done, and no saying dog-eating, China did that first.

Dying from fans that suck air out of their lungs when they sleep.

Chopsticks with a spoon on one of 'em

It barely affects me.
I've been eating vindaloos since I was a kid, at first they absolutely killed me, but over the years I've got more and more used to it, to the point now where the only side effect of the spicy food is a slightly runny nose.

Lmao, that's some """culture""" you got there, Kim.

Tastes good. Food that is not spicy is bland.

Most of those are literally copies of chink food

Pajeet here should I get this? I think I could handle it.

It's a bit out of your price range.

I've made about 3000 INR from shilling AMD on Jow Forums so I think I'm fine my guy.

he can just unzip his head and let out the heat from all that spice

>3000 INR
With that much, I suppose you might be able to afford it, if you can get free shipping.

No I was just joking, I'm in the US I can easily afford it.

>FUCK YOU SUPERPOWER BY 2020
poo's always rise to the bait

kimchi. yeah thats right

Well Yh. No one can make spicy food like us bro. Korean food? Spicy? Yh, ok

korean food can be really spicy

Cool cool except kimchi has it's roots in China during the Three Kingdoms period. Enjoy your no culture.

It's not even that spicy op you're being a pussy. Try the black one(the orig, not 2x) for a toned down version

Nah that goes to pajeet food.
They make some curry that the cooks need breathing equipment to prepare since they actually just use the spices used in tear gas to cook.

OP, it looks like you were blown the fuck out

That shit isnt even that hot. Its just a paim due to how they cool it. Its no hotter than ghost peppers. Try some of th synthetic sauces that go for 200$ and ounce. Thats the good stuff.

get this one, it taste 10x better, same brand.

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>Halal
Explain yourself, Kim

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the more watermarks the more potential buyers

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These are sick blud. I get them from Asda or Tesco. Might pick up a few on me way home

I love this ramen, I'm gonna eat some right now! I wish I could find hotter.

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You should have replied with "real men push their limits" then down the whole thing then call him a faggot and walk off. Of course you'll need to chug gallons of water while spending the rest of the day in the bathroom but at least you would have showed the gook who's the real man.

>My favorite reason is that some of the most delicious blends of food are spicy

Oh. He buys spicy food because he likes spicy food.

"No more brother wars," there exists one big cluster of memes and genes around the ~40th parallel and whole East Shina Sea
Implying each have more in common, between each other, than within the borders drawn...

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