GUESS WHO'S A VIRGIN

I thought for sure this guy was not a virgin because I thought he was gonna be the fake out choice that everyone thought was a virgin but was wrong. I thought even though he's kinda short and fat at least he is nice and seems to have some charisma, I mean he's an actor he has to have charisma. At the very least he has way more charisma than me. But I was horribly wrong, and if he is still a virgin then what does that say about me.

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All these people are fucking ugly like that whole youtube channel is run by satan

>we are volcels not incels reeeeeee
Whatever you wanna tell yourself.

nah, the blonde girl is cute, and the hairy guy is halfway between rockstar and hobbit, so I could see some girls going for him

If you have a computer to post on Jow Forums with, you have an asset you could trade for sex. Most people here are volcels who do not want to have sex just for the sake of it.

Listen, even when I was an obese 18 year old "incel". I still had women come onto me. They were even more disgusting than me but I could have fucked them. Very few people are actually a true "incel".

Incel doesn't mean 'never attracted anyone'.

It kind of does. You can't be an incel if you've had any opportunity ever to have sex.

i hate everything
its all just sex

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This. He's basically begging people to avoid him.

Is the ogre a lesbian? I don't feel like watching the video. I think she could probably find a guy if she was looking for one, ogre or not. Hell, she's probably some guy's fetish.

can't be bothered to watch is he the only virgin?

Stoner manlet, autistic old man, and el creatura are all also virgins.

Nah, the ogre, the hairy hipster, and the old guy who dresses like he's 14 are virgins too.

Nothing wrong with dressing like a 14 year old. Pic related

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The part where she explains that she thinks he's a virgin because he seemed like a very wholesome guy got me.
Of course being wholesome is seen as undesirable.

Normies speak in codes to avoid appearing rude. No one ever got rejected for being nice, or wholesome. They got rejected for being unattractive. That's what she meant.

>"Maybe if I laugh, the pain won't show."

chad can do literally all of these things and still get laid, well maybe not the overweight part

kek the only non-virgin guy is the gay one

Basically means he has the mannerisms of a 13 year old eagle scout.

You can't be an Eagle Scout at 13 though

Why would you call me out on something so asinine and still be wrong

Is there something wrong with being an eagle scout?

>wholesome
hmm no being wholesome for no reason is seen as fake and trying to hard to impress you. I never trust a person guy or girl that is being nice for no reason. I'm only nice to people I know and trust already, being a virgin and insecure you're trying to hard to impress and "make people like you " kinda like a 12yo who needs attention and approval for missing something

This is why people who are genuinely goodwilled and nice end up becoming jaded and withholding their actual personality, or outright souring as people over time.

>guess who's a virgin
The guy reading this.

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No m8, it's literally just looks. I know that it's a hard pill to swallow, but it's true. Literally no one is put off by niceness. No one was ever deemed as too good of a person to date. It's all down to physical attraction.

Look at the way he acts, it's not just looks. Awkward walk, awkward handshake, awkward stance, insecure when talking about himself. Is some of his insecurity directly tied to his looks, yes probably, but her wholesome comment is regarding his demeanour not his looks (aside from clothing)

>being shy and insecure means you're a virgin
What a dumb bitch.

Meh, it has been for me. I'm 30 and have had quite a few opportunities of getting laid growing up but I always shy away from it because of my small penis. I think if I was born a decade or two earlier, I would be fine. I think porn and the degeneracy around it ruined me. Women also watch porn and are also affected by it by having high expectations.

None of those things would be an issue if he was good looking though. If anything, it would increase his market value with certain girls. I'm not saying that she didn't note his behavior. But the only reason his behavior is deemed unattractive is that he is physically unattractive.

Post a picture of your cute tiny penor user

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Fair enough, but it would turn off most girls. Insecurity is only attractive to really insecure girls and girls that want the pants in a relationship.

Wrong. I'm attractive and a virgin and women are put off by awkward attractive guys. They also assume you must be seriously fucked up to be a virgin.

Or you're just not as attractive as you think you are.

Well recently a drunk gay guy was gushing about attractive I am and a girl told me I was an 8/10.

If a girl thinks you're an 8/10 visually, you must be fairly attractive, but this guy is going to ignore anything that doesn't confirm his biases.
Isn't it like 80% of guys who fit as a 5/10 or less to girls or something?

Not him but this is half true. If he was very attractive (8+/10) it wouldn't matter. But for an above average guy to be a loser it's a huge turn off for girls. If you look this good, how are you still awkward around girls? What is so wrong with you that despite looking fine girls still don't want you?
If you're above average you have to be confident.

THE SIZE OF THAT CHICK
JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU GET SO BIG

You don't just magically be confident, you have to build a foundation to be confident based on experiences, if you have a lot of bad experiences with girls you might be fucked without some sort of way to get over it.

why are Americans such freaks?

It's true. If you're in your mid 20s and you're still a sperg being moderately attractive wont save you. You're still going to be turning girls off every time. Faking it till you make it is an option, but not a solution.

>that literal ogre and goblin

what the fuck is wrong with mutts

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Gay guys have fetish for straight dick. A 5/10 becomes a 7/10, or even 8/10 in their eyes because of this. And women always lie about that sort of thing. They will also lie about the number of partners they had, or dick their size preference. Women are expected to behave in certain ways, and deviating from that is punished. Usually by other women.

>Very few people are actually a true "incel".
I hate normies so god damn much

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THE fucking GIRL IN THE RED. SHE HAS FUCKED. WHAT THE FUCK. WHO WOULD FUCK? WHY WOULD YOU FUCK THAT?
Also this video is basically bullying, it really hurts my feelings and it shouldn't be allowed to exist.

Fuck this man. This defeated lard gives me second hand depression. Christ, just look at that general style, shape and that fucking pathetic smile. "Hahaha yep! You were right, I can't get any pussy haha! :)"

It is the water and the televisions.

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Problably someone felt pity for her and did the job.

I don't think I'm a 5. 8 may be pushing it but but I'm not below average.

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You're a good looking dude, I would change the hairstyle, keep it long on top and faded on the sides like an upstanding fashy white male.

>balding
>less than 6"0
>chinlet
Nah m8 you're 10

You're not ugly, but you're not really attractive either. That's not enough to cut it in a hypergamy. It's not all bad though. You're in that sweet spot where you can probably make a difference by laying on the charm, being more assertive, and/or making good money.

What do you think her IQ is?

origami

You put it too simply. I've been come onto by disgusting fat girls but I couldn't just fuck them, it's more like an invitation to try with them, and where do you get the energy to try with fat girls. If it really was as simple as I could have fucked them then I would have.

I can't fucking stand these videos. It's an interesting concept but the people in them are so fucking irritating I can't watch them for more than three seconds.

she evidently doesn't know, she only got one out of four.

havent left the house since i was 18

who else /volcel/ here?

IQ 100 exactly.