28+ Thread: Avoiding Adulthood Edition

>worthless degree
>made no effort to get real job after college
>tried to join AF; got perm DQd
>only work experience is merchandising
>have only worked for two years out of my entire life cummulatively
>in thailand blowing through my money fucking hookers and drinking everynight
>can't run forever

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at least you're in Thailand and not grinding away time at some shitty low-paying job with no future plans or ambition

>almost a grandpa
>no work experience
that's mad.

i assume theyre at least ladyboys right?

no, you guys gotta drop the meme. traps are goulish up close. you have to be completely fucked in the head to fuck one

fuck i am only 21 but I just sit at home and waste my time away. I know this shit can't last forever, but I'm just so afraid of the world. I am so afraid to go out there and fail that I just run away from my problems instead of doing anything.

wtf how old are you? 50?

do the running now, so by the time you're 25 youre burned out and jaded and you'll fall in line

i was talking about OP homie.

>he doesn't intuit the arbitrary nature of 28+ might suggest I'm 28 years old

>29
>joined military at 19 so meh, halfway to "muh pension"
>make ok money but spent 10 years drinking beer and abusing body
>losing weight, quitting smoking
>doing online classes
>get 30 days vacation so i try to schedule something fun with me and the wife
>planning on starting to have kids

Could be worse but the absolute worst thing about military life is the inability to buy a house you like. Or at least buy apartments to slumlord.

good for you man. sounds wholesome im too fucked up for a wife and kids.

are you enlisted or an officer? What do you do? Do you live in a good place or some shithole. Is there any way for me to get deployed to Japan or Korea for like 20 years?

what's your point old man?

naw I think I'll commit myself to wage slavery and raise my son to be better than I was

yea don't be a deadbeat dad fren

>bought a camera and started doing photography
>gives me a reason to leave my NEET cave and escape my PC
>gives me a reason to interact with other people
>old women and sometimes men usually chat chat with me about what I'm doing
>get to express myself creatively

This was a good call

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he will have to do that soon

lol i don't even have a son yet. i uave never even had a gf

oh god that sarcasm went right over my head dude

Enlisted, i went into the coast guard. Not too bad, went into a technical trade. Would recommend. Jobs are always available. Bad thing about officer is that it is political and there is no getting out of the pozzing (as it is graded in your reviews). Enlisted is more of a 9 to 5. If any questions ama.

It can definitely be a challenge. My honest advice is follow Jow Forums tier advice. It worked. There are still debt free virgins without tatoos. Just have to pray and wait.

>Soon to be 29
>Still in the second year of my degree

Should I kys? Please tell I'm somewhat normal and not a freak.

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Why did you get DQed from the Air Force? Mental shit?

im glad im not alone.
>failure for life