How does one acquire an artsy gf?

how does one acquire an artsy gf?

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Hung around loads of art girls for a year, can confirm they stink and let their armpit hair hang out

>be good at an instrument
>be in a band that is decent or better
>play house shows
>stick around after your set
>ALL of the art hoes on your dick
>ALL of the weed
>MONEY POWER RESPECT

Artsy girls are attracted to money because they know they will never make anymore than minimum wage. But they love to fuck.

First you need a large butterfly net.

You don't want one, user.
>generally third-wave feminist liberals
>cast personal hygiene by the wayside
>usually have questionable tattoos or piercings
>terrible personalities because of a mix of vitamin deficiencies and mental illness

you'll need a secure room, sedative and live alone, then just find a one you like slip her some sleepy drink and take her to her new home.

Especially community college ones. Stay away from self proclaimed "art" wahmen

as long as you play indie rock, you won't get any pussy with your technical thrash band

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>stink and let their armpit hair hang out
hot

do you do vocals or just your instrument?

be a hipster

Why would you want one?
They look hot, but that's literally the only thing going for them.
They're insufferable to be around.

based alice glass poster

>sing and play guitar in a band
>have our first show pretty soon at a high school party that is supposed to have LOTSS of people
>think we sound pretty damn good
Am I gonna make it robots?

this, plus they're mentally unstable and will eventually cheat on you/dump you in search of that """sparkle"""

how do i get a gf that likes christian death

you aren't allowed one. you aren't allowed to become a hipster. and artsy girls are exclusively into communists

I can smell that pic.
I would rather not.

Unironicslly go hang out at art museums/ galleries, coffee shops, universities, alternative scene things like punk concerts

Theyre not worth it man
They get your dick hard but you can only take so much of their bitching about their interests before you snap

do go for artsy GF they all have mental disorders

Just be artsy yourself. Listen to underground bands, have some vinal records and brag about them on social media. Bonus points if you have cassette tapes of bands no one heard of. Have an alternative style. Grow a mustache or a man bun. Hang out at coffee shops. Not Starbucks. Go to local bands or theater. Make friends with a trans girl. For some reason, they flock around them. Pick a few and soon you will have an artsy gf to ruin your life.

>artsy girls
those girls are insufferable and mentally unstable. They usually aren't even into the things they portray they are, they're just dressing up and going to venues for the attention.