Started job week ago

>started job week ago
>infosec
>high pay
>already being picked on by this Brad
>female co-workers snickering
>it's school all over again

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How naive of you to assume the ride would end along with school.

Learn how to banter with brad and he will respect you, if you let him pick on you and laugh it off or ignore it you will lose your social status.

Brad needs to be humbled. Let loose on his wannabe ass.

Just put your balls on the outside of your pants while you sit at your desk. Just the balls, though.

>submit to those who are stronger.

FAGGOTTT

>reading comprehension
I'm telling him to stand up to this guy not submit to him.

Bantering with him is submitting. Now you are playing his game. The only right move is killing this guy.

>The only right move is killing this guy.
This is a delusional power fantasy and not how the world works. At least by playing his game you improve your social standing and earn his respect. Even if you did kill him as a petty way of getting revenge the end result is far worse than just letting it happen. The only good option is to play.

>just play retarded games!
Or, punch a faggot in the face.

how about him playing my game called professionalism and basic human respect and decency.

fuck this guy

Or learn how to not take yourself too seriously, this sort of insecurity and defensiveness is the exact thing that he's testing for. If it goes too far you should stand up to him but losing your job over something as petty as this is just retarded.

Stand up to him then, if he's being a total asshole and you call him out on it he will stop as soon as he realizes you're not an easy target.

I pity you. I don't have problems like that in my workplace specifically because I am serious. I do good work, and I'm willing to put in an 80 hour week if it will keep us a client. Managers and coworkers alike address me with respect, and those that don't are fired.

Honestly bantering will stop him from bullying you outright/start to bully you but it doesn't mean he has respect for you. He still thinks whatever he wants, you can tell by the way they talk to you. Even if you become friends with him he'll still look down on you.
Source: has happened to me in the past and the present

Laugh along with it. The whole point of playing the game is to shift the focus. Take whatever they say and exaggerate it, so that it seems funny.

E.g.,
"You look like the sort of guy who faps to hentai."
"Damn. Hopefully, I don't look like a guy who faps to loli though."

Then try to rise above what he expects of you.Show him your worth and then make him suck your cock.

>"What does loli mean, user?"
>"How do you know about it?"
>"You mean like a LITERAL CHILD?!"

That's just a difference in temperament and I'm sure that works for you. In my subjective experience I've always dealt with people like that through banter and it always works for me.
Then stay away from that person, banter is the first step but if they continue to show that they are just disrespectful narcissists deep down then you have no reason to associate with that person.

If you let this continue your life will become hell

>show him your worth
I don't need their validation, I know who and what I am.
>stay away from that person
>they're a narcissist
Just because they have a big ego doesn't make them a narcissists per se. all "Brads" are like that

I know that you're mocking me, but imagining someone saying this is very funny to me. If someone knows what hentai is, they know loli. End of story.

don't play his game
be a REAL NIGGA and walk in there with a bat and bash his skull in

>If someone knows what hentai is, they know loli. End of story.
Not true. Your baseless confidence will be your end one day.

Complain to HR, get him in shit.