"ogre tits"

"ogre tits"
"cow tits"
"monster tits"
"milk tank"
"cow girl"

I fucking hate having generalized anxiety disorder and huge tits. I'm not really good at socializing and when people become my "friends" they think it's okay to give me nicknames based on the size of my breasts.

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Be my gf and I wont give you any demeaning nicknames

how about "fraidy cat" or "eye bags" or something else that doesnt have anything to do with tits

the only nickname i want to give you is "my wife"

Be my gf I won't even pay attention to your tits, I'll just worship your ass

Do you produce milk?

I would not make a good girlfriend . I lived a very sheltered life so I have very poor social skills. I'm bad at small talk and have nothing interesting to say.My parents didn't allow me to have friends over and they didn't allow me to go out with friends so people stopped wanting to befriend me since I couldn't do anything outside of school. I ended up being a weirdo since had no one to teach me how to talk to or correct my mannerisms. Been a loner in college and I'm currently a loner at work. I get super nervous even saying "hi" to people or when people make conversation with me. I always feel uneasy and I know people stare at my chest a lot but I always keep my eyes on the ground.

Sure is a hard life. You just have to wait to get a boyfriend, someone that love you. Most people here are 21+ and nobody ever asked them out. Get the fuck off this board

Milk truck arrive beep beep

Girl with aniexty still can get a nice bf

That is what you get and deserve for being fat.
Welcome to the real world where everyone is mean and selfish.

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>Prefer Asian girls with small tits

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I do want love and companionship, but I know I'm not good relationship material. I want to be held and be able to watch shows with someone and try eating out at a restaurant or going to a concert, but me boring. My "friends" always talk to me like I'm a kid and the only type of relationship I had was sort of a master and apprentice thing. I'm not really good for thinking for myself. My mind is blank and no inner monologue or passion. I copy what other people do without thinking and hope for the best. It's miracle I haven't got into a car accident yet.

I'm not fat. I'm self-conscious about eating red meats because of afraid of heart problems and cancer.

You should be proud of your large breasts, but of course i understand you.
Good luck on the problem, and have a great day!

>social anxiety ;-;
Oh come on, let me guess : depression ? ADHD ? Go on tumblr complain about your retarded bullshit, you fucking human waste. You have been gifted a perfect body, and you still whine about it because you're an attention whore.

Wow I wish I got complimented for my sex appeal.
All I ever get called is ugly or faggot. I don't even have friends anymore cuz I can't take it.

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Are you a troll ? Even if I tried, I could not write someone as despicable as you.

i'm being presumptuous i admit but i think a lot of the guys who frequent this board would see many of these traits as something to connect over rather than something that would inhibit connection

>I'm not fat
Fair enough but it doesn't change the facts you've brought this upon yourself. Those are things everyone experiences and deals with in a way that doesn't involve any form of "oh woe is me". Being an useless trash, complaining about your situation instead of taking steps to move forward does nothing but further prove how much of a failure you are.
>My mind is blank and no inner monologue or passion
Shit senpai I didn't realize this was NPC baiting all along nvm my bad

Sone fembots werwnt meant to experience love

Thats ok im one of them

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Red meat giving cancer is a meme. Of course this doesn't mean to go and only eat that. A lot has to do with family history of cancers, genetic predisposition, and to a more minor degree lifestyle.

t. Work in an oncology clinic with several physicians specializing in colorectal cancers, cholangeocarcinoma, etc

Have you tried getting help from a professional and not some board full of neet faggots?

Fren you made a thread complaining about socializing and you get replies with people clawing to get with you. Forgive me for not being sympathetic because me and most the people here have to drag there balls through glass to get any female attention. The difference between you and a robot is that you willingly keep yourself in your situation while robots are forced too. You dont belong here. Leave

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I know I'm pathetic . I'm not really good with other people and a lot of people that try to be nice of me start thinking of me as an asshole because I don't have much to give in return and I don't try reach out to others as much as they try to reach out to me.

good. I've been avoiding cured meats and steaks for years and sometimes the craving for a good steak stir fry are so

A lot of feels threads are showered with attention despite gender. Threads by guys still have posters wanting to share contact info or wanting to get together for games/streaming.

just talk shit back
those titties replace some of that brain?

Everyone loves huge tits, dumbo

and it makes me leery when people try to befriend me. People saying nice things about me when I know I'm not amazing. People touching me after I vent to them and asking if it's okay to cuddle and their hand gets near my boobs or try resting their head on my chest or they try to hug me tight.

>I lived a very sheltered life so I have very poor social skills. I'm bad at small talk and have nothing interesting to say.My parents didn't allow me to have friends over and they didn't allow me to go out with friends so people stopped wanting to befriend me since I couldn't do anything outside of school. I ended up being a weirdo since had no one to teach me how to talk to or correct my mannerisms. Been a loner in college and I'm currently a loner at work.
I'm the male version of you. Weird

oh so you bring it on yourself. have fun being retarded, slag.

do you tell them this ahead of time or at least call them out on it as it happens?
it seems as though you give off an impression of someone who is easy to take advantage of

I usually say "no" to cuddling since I hate being touched since I know people have bad hygiene, but there are times I can't stop people from forcibly hugging me.

Do people you aren't dating ask to cuddle often? The fuck?

do you have the means to see a behavioral therapist? i assume you have heard whatever i have to say already so i'll spare you too many generic suggestions, but it is possible to train yourself to resist these sorts of people/situations with sustained time and effort

Imagine having people willingly interact with you. "Fembots" need to be eradicated.

I only dated one guy and he said he wanted to date a woman, not have to take care of someone. I was too boring and unmotivated for him. I have a guy friend and he likes to try to cuddle with him. I let him get close to me because I know he's clean, but I know he has a thing for my breasts. He's always trying to rest his head on my chest or get his hands near them. He gets super excited for hugs with me, but I always make it a side hug to avoid boob ocntact.

I thought about therapy but I feel like I'm too high functioning (I don't have an issue with substance abuse or addictive behavior or self-harm). Like I don't want to go in and doctors says my problems aren't so bad and I would like I would be a waste of their time despite me being a sad girl.

Why do you not set boundaries with a guy friend who I'm assuming you only see platonically?

Its all gonna be okay. Every problem has a solution. Besides. Its not like you die from being called names. I find it hard to believe people touch you regularly. Do you live in india?

the doctors will accept anyone who believes they need treatment. the doctors, though they're offering help to others, are motivated by making money like anyone offering a service is. there are tons of different types of therapy and a lot of them are bullshit, but it sounds like behavioral therapy is something you could potentially benefit from
just a thought

I try to set boundaries with him and he doesn't always obey them. I've been mad at him a few times and he's always been remorseful. He's not so touchy anymore.

Thank you. Is behavioral therapy expensive?

probably better to just stop humoring him i would say

literally nobody says that outside of your fetish manga, snap back to reality

I wish I could find a girl like this that was still a little attractive. Not that I put any effort in to looking, but it would be cool to have a shitpost videogame fuckbuddy

Hey op, wanna swap places? I'd rather have tits and some "friends" instead of being ostracized just for my looks.

Fuck you.

cringe and degenerate fuck buddys are so cringey

kekkk originaloi

>waaaaaaaah i'm a socially awkward titty monster

Yeah, OP, sure.

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i think it's normally pretty expensive. one or two hundred dollars a session, and those sessions would be once a week or even more often. a few of them offer discounts based on your income, if your income is low, and some accept health insurance. there's even some the government or other institutions will pay for if you get diagnosed with an anxiety disorder, so that's maybe worth looking into.

I'm sure you have a ton of experience.

not with fuck buddies but one night stands yea ive only fucked one girl more than once and my body count is 13 everytime i do it i hate myself and feel gross but the validation and dopamine feels good in the moment

and yet all the girls with character like yours are always already taken and/or married
which leads me to believe you're lying

>this post
>calling anything degenerate

I'm currently single though. I may want to do couple stuff, but I don't really want a relationship because it's too much work having to remember all the polite and thoughtful things to do.

it takes one to know one afterall

What about e-dating?You can do couple stuff like watching shows and talking until you fall asleep on the phone,ordering food for eachother and all that lovey dovey bullshit.It could help you grow emotionally.

Post discord or show titties, otherwise shut the fuck up and leave.

aww you sound so cute and adoreable I wanna talk with you but alas im older and you're at most 15.
im sure some other user will get your discord and enjoy your company.
pity you just sound so precious and innocent at life.
sucks your parents held you back so much

I just like playing games with people and watching stuff with online people. I get really nervous once they get to know me. I have a habit of cleaning out friends list every few months or year and ghosting online friends I've made when they start asking me about my personal life. I feel ashamed of myself .

I sympathize with your issues but I don't think Jow Forums is the best place for help.

just here to vent, it's against the rules to get help here.

This is every fembot, they have BPD and they just burn every bridge before they get into a real relationship. You can fuck them easily though because they're really dumb, if you're a giant piece of shit that does such things.

The more you genuinely care about them, the more they'll resent you.

What games do you usually play?
Oriii

Go hang out and vent on crystal cafe
I think the girls there would be better to vent to

>I have a habit of cleaning out friends list every few months or year and ghosting online friends I've made
Worst kind of person desu.

I wouldn't mind, you don't have to remember or keep score or anything. If you want to do something nice, just do it. If you can't find anything, then whatever.
The real issue would be finding out if we're even near each other, pretty much every time anyone I try to meet up with is too far away.

>Insecurity about her big breasts
>"You should talk to other women about it"
Are you retarded?

Post tits, femanon OP. Plz.

Yeah, I hate having such a massive cock. Everyone calls me "Big Dick", "Cocksworth", "Monster Cock", "Long Dong". So embarassing. I don't know how I can live with everyone knowing I have a massive warrior.

i dont have any friends. i have no romantic or platonic prospects whatsoever.

You know there's surgery for that, right?
You also know that huge boobs cause serious back injuries due to the weight, amirite?

So go fuck yourself somewhere else, you only keep your monster tits because they're the only thing attracting people toward you and you know it.

This. Post a throwaway email or something OP, or shut up and fuck off. I'd kill for a socially awkward girl who needs to rely on me whilst I support her and try to get her over her fears

OP post your discord already so everyone can find out how boring or worth it you are.
also tits or gtfo and shame on all you numale faggots for not telling her that

>>>>>>>>>>>>she still hasn't posted her giant cow udders

sort it out op

Blame everything on your parents and don't actively try to better yourself. Life must be easy for you.

I won't be able to sustain myself with just entry level jobs. Only able to get by from living with family.

can I sustain myself off your giant fucking milkers

God damn I wish I was a female. Imagine having problems like these, rather than being a low-value male who is all but guaranteed to live and die alone.

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I'm not even lactating so no matter how much you suck on my nipples no milk will come out.

We can work on that orig

I have never met or heard anyone that says these things to women with large tits. What kind of people do you surround yourself with??

i dont really care about anything you have to say, i just wanna see your huge tiddies

I don't want to be pregnant. Sex without condom is nono and I don't trust pills.

>waaah waaah i have literally everything handed to me on a silver plate but im still so sad and ronery guys :(((((
Fuck off slut.
You literally have the body that men would kill for and youre still complaining.
This is like if a guy would complain about being tall or having a big dick, youre just inventing excuses.
Either way youre probably a guy

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Low IQ post. The true patrician fap material would be a girl talking about how she is self-conscious about and embarrassed by her huge udders. Please commit to your roleplaying, OP.

What country are you from? I'm assuming you're from somewhere in Asia

It's more like a rich guy realizing all the women after him don't give a shit about him and only care about his wallet

>tfw never used condoms
>tfw no pregnancy scares or anything

Man was made to blow thicc loads in big tiddy bitches like yourself

>Amazonian sizes girl half german girl comes to my school
>Big fucking honkers
>Told her once that she could kill a man with those
>She blushed and told me that was inappropriate
>Tease her whenever i can about it afterwards
She might have a horse's face but i would rekt her like diana every day of the week

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low iq? penis doesnt have intelligence, it just responds to tits.

Women get free shit anyway

That's where you're wrong, your penis is obviously just retarded. I mean to say that you have a dumb dick. My cock and I have ascended to a plane of intellectualism where I can now only properly masturbate to literotica in the form of dudes roleplaying as busty girls on the internet.

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>The more you genuinely care about them, the more they'll resent you.
Isn't this just women in general, though?

BEEP BEEP BEEP

BOOP BOOP BOOP

MILKTRUCK HAS ARRIVED

quads checkered

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Some think that BPD is just extreme female brain. But there actually are good women who don't do that, they're just rare.

BPD is more common in males than females though user

Maybe, but they certainly wouldn't want me if they're so much better than the rest of women.

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>tfw no anxiety disorder mommy with HUGE milkies

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That has never happened to me. Once again the roastie falls for the Apex fallacy.
>''ALL men can sleep around so why can't I?''
>Ignores the fact that only the top 10% get to do that because roastie doesn't even consider the bottom 90% as living human beings.
>Continues to complain about ''all'' men anyways.

>humiliating nicknames
>friends
I have bad news for you Milk truck, you don't have any friends. Welcome home

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