>Hey user, I've found your Pepe collection in your files
>Nice, so you also use Jow Forums? What board are you into?
>Nah man, that webpage is just for autistic fucks with no social life. It's really weird you're into it
>Yeah, right.... Let's keep studying
Has anyone got caught using Jow Forums? How was it?
i usually tell people that i use Jow Forums when i want them to leave me alone.
basically im now considered a pedophile because one of my cousins leaked my power level, but whatever im not and i know what i am
>caught
You're the one who mentioned it in the first place, you naive 4cuck
>Has anyone got caught using Jow Forums? How was it?
only my brother knows about it, but he doesn't care.
>be me
>on the bus, bored as shit
>decide to pull out the lap top and lurk a little bit
>some asshole behind me takes a picture and posts me on /b/
>see the post while in the bus
>leave at the next stop
That's why you use anime avatars.
BTW I posted that avatar you downloaded.
>going to a pornsite in a public area
you have issues dont you user
I tell people I browse fitness forums.
And I do Jow Forums
He already know what Jow Forums was. Used to be on /a/, but he ended up being a big normie.
>Think before you talk shit
You should've caught the one who took the photo. It would've ended being a great Jow Forums story
>at work
>fucking windows and doors from all sides
>browsing /b/ when manager walks in
>clearly sees my phone
>"you girls going to sit in here all day sucking each other's dicks or are you going to fix this?"
>"we'd prefer to keep sucking each other's dicks"
I love my job
So do I, user. Exams got me really tight on time to even go to get those sick gains
I was in my room browsing /gif/ when some of my co-workers came in. They sat down next to me and we watched rekt and voyeur videos for a while, was pretty fun.
What's your job?
You reckless fuck. Doesn't your job check where you're into on the internet?
Something tells me you watch porn just for the "art"
>What's your job?
Aircraft maintenance technician
>You reckless fuck. Doesn't your job check where you're into on the internet?
I'm at the airport, on the airport's wifi. Just like everyone else.
Nah I'm pretty upfront with people about my interest in porn
I lift at 9am.
>be in a bus
>read Jow Forums
>some 12 year old behind me
>sees me reading it
>hide my phone
>too late
>"HEY MAN IS THAT 4CHIN???"
>he starts making ree noises
>quit the bus as soon as possible
>go on foot
You have great decision making skills, user. Way to avoid a conflict!
With an autistic 12 year old that keeps screaming no matter what you say. It's either get irl earraped or go home on foot. As a guy fearing reaction of other people about everything, I prefer the latter.
Was the 12yo autist literally reeing? Or were you projecting? Either way, good on you for walking. Though I have to say, I hate reeing autists.
Making le epic "NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE" and then talking some shit about Trump and kekistani. Too cringy for me.
>interacting with anyone for any reason outside of imageboards
There's your issue. Quit interacting with people. Keep things 100% professional and shut down any irrelevant conversation immediately.
>be me
>start to see this autistic girl
>tell her i use Jow Forums
>lol user that place isnt for weirds with not social life
>yes... i just to go there a lot when i was younger lol...
One time a classmate in Uni asked for my phone to look for something on Instagram and Clover was on the same folder. Upon seeing it he showed it to me and said 'haha' and that was it.
Everyone I've ever known for a while has been informed that I used Jow Forums. I just never tell anyone my namefag. No one cares.
kys avatarfagging homo
This is proof that some of the people that post here are underage squeakers.
so at school me and my friends go onto 4 chan and look at porn for as long as we can with out being caught ( real porn sites are blocked on school computers) i got caught by this real fucking ugly sult and she was gonna snitch so i did as much shit as i could to not get in shit and possibly lose my computer privileges. she made me date her for 2 days . long story short don't go on 4 chan at schools around sluts
>Jow Forums
>/b/
>porn site
Its sad but its true now and many people do in fact believe this is just a amateur porn website
I would punch you irl if i knew who you were
>Imagine using Jow Forums with 12 years old
HAHAHAHAH can't imagine how cringy it was. You made a nice move, son
>I got caught by this real fucking ugly slut
Was she really that ugly? I mean it must be because she forced you to be her boyfriend.
Did she made you kiss her in public?
>tfw accidentally opened a tab with Jow Forums in front of coworkers
>tfw they made fun of me
Met a Jow Forumsack at work, he didn't even know about /nederdraad/ general on Jow Forums which was a bit disappointing.
We don't discuss imageboards but sometimes we may crack some meme joke.
Shrug it off without making a scene and they wont tease you about it in the future.
I downloaded some yaoi wallpapers off of Jow Forums as a prank at a lan party once and the friends that participated in it never mentioned it afterwards.
Well then I would phone the police on you because you're legally not allowed to strike me.
>you girls...
>aircraft maintenance technician
so whats your deal?
Yes, at uni once. My friend just asked me what it was and i said it was a gaming forum. He didn't give a fuck since where i live very few people know about Jow Forums
>be me sitting alone at class during tutorial, pretending to be texting while in reality browsing Jow Forums
>guy behind me sees and says "hey user, do you use Jow Forums?"
>quickly put away my phone and mumble no even though he saw me
It really says a lot about the guy's self-confidence if he can admit to using Jow Forums to someone at work. Most are afraid to even tell close family in fear of persecution of their careers, reputations, everything.